If two wrongs don't make a right, then why does a double negative make a positive?
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Q: Which letters do Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday have in common? A: None! None of them have "c", "o","m" or "n" in them...
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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: Rubber-band -- because it streches...
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Q: What English Word Begin and End with the same 3 letters? A: Underground...
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Remove my 1st letter I still sound the same, Remove my 2nd letter I still sound the same. Remove my middle letter I still sound the same what am I? A: Empty...
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