Q: "What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?" A: "The C"...

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Q: How do you get ten English teachers to agree on the best teaching method? A: Shoot nine of them...

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Q: What is Black and white and read (red) all over? A: A newspaper...

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Q: How does an English teacher punish a valley girl? A: Assign a 10-15 page research paper on the bastardization of the word "like"...

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If two wrongs don't make a right, then why does a double negative make a positive?

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