What is the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?
"When a golfer lies he doesn't have to bring anything home to prove it!
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Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game...
While using a golf ball.
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Q: Why did Hitler hate golf?
A: Because he ended up in the bunker.
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Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
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A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.
The barman refuses to serve him.
"Why not," asks the golf club.
"You'll be driving later," replies the bartender.
