Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
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A little boy was pushing a heavy cart uphill with a lot of effort. The work was very tiring, so someone walking nearby felt pity and helped the little boy push the heavy cart until the end of the hill. He stopped indignant there and told to the child: "You should say to your boss that it is a shame to make a kid such hard work to do." "I told them, sir." "Well, what did they reply?" "Pull kid and some sucker will be there to help you."
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First Michael Jackson and now Neil Armstrong... God is clearly no fan of moonwalkers.
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Q: Why did God create women? A: He took one look at men and said, "I know I can do better than this."
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God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
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