Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos. That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.

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Daughter: Mom,does God go to bathroom? Mom: Why? my child.. Daughter: Today in the morning I heard papa said, "Please God let me go to the bathroom..."

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In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth... After that, everything else was Made in China.

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Sherlock Holmes dies and goes to Heaven. There is a brouhaha. Sherlock Holmes asks St. Peter what seems to be the problem. Apparently, Adam has gone 'walkabout' among all the souls. It will take ages to find him. Holmes tracks down Adam, very quickly. The Lord asks Holmes how he recognized Adam among the millions of souls, without ever having met him. "Elementary, my dear God, he has no navel."

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When Adam asked Eve out for dinner she replied: "Oh I'd love to, but I haven't a thing to wear."

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