Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos. That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.

First Michael Jackson and now Neil Armstrong... God is clearly no fan of moonwalkers.

Could you imagine if God turns out to be a woman ? Not only am I going to hell, but I will never know why.

When Adam asked Eve out for dinner she replied: "Oh I'd love to, but I haven't a thing to wear."

Mary can't stand Sunday school, but her brother William doesn't have a problem with it. So one day in Sunday school, Mary thinks, "The hell with it," and decides to go to sleep. The teacher sees this and asks Mary a question to keep her awake. "Mary, who created the heavens and the earth?" William, who is sitting behind Mary, pokes her in the butt with his pencil. Mary wakes up and shouts, "God almighty!" And the teacher says, "Yes. That's correct, Mary." Mary goes back to sleep and the teacher asks her another question. "Who died on the cross for our sins?" William pokes Mary again. ... read more