When Adam asked Eve out for dinner she replied: "Oh I'd love to, but I haven't a thing to wear."

Q: Why do blacks have flat noses? A: That's where God put his foot when he pulled off their tails.

Q: Why are black peoples nostrils so big? A: Because that's what God held them by when he was painting them.

Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.

Three men, a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree. Before anyone knows it, the three men found themselves standing before the pearly gates of Heaven, where St. Peter and the Devil were standing nearby. "Gentlemen," the Devil started, "Due to the fact that Heaven is now overcrowded, St. Peter has agreed to limit the number of people entering Heaven. If anyone of you can ask me a question which I don't know or cannot answer, then you're worthy enough to go to Heaven; if not, then you'll come with me to Hell." The philosopher th ... read more