What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman?
The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
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When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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Teacher:Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria:This is it.
Teacher:Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class:Maria did.
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Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam...
In the Sahara Desert.
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My memory has gotten so bad it has actually caused me to lose my job.
I'm still employed.
I just can't remember where.
