Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte

 1732

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Programmer. A machine that turns coffee into code.

 2009

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UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

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What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass? Beer.

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Algorithm. Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did.

 1998

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