Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!

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What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman? "Immediately start downloading it."

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A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"

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Knock knock! Who's there? Yah! Yah who? Naaah, bro, I prefer google.

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The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better". So I installed LINUX.

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