99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.

 2428

0  

CAPS LOCK – Preventing Login Since 1980.

 901

0  

Programmer. A machine that turns coffee into code.

 1806

0  

UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

 1902

0  

Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!

 1920

0