What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman? "Immediately start downloading it."

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Knock knock! Who's there? Yah! Yah who? Naaah, bro, I prefer google.

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Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte

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Programmer. A machine that turns coffee into code.

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3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.

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