UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

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The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better". So I installed LINUX.

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Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!

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What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman? "Immediately start downloading it."

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Programmer. A machine that turns coffee into code.

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