UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

 2007

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The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better". So I installed LINUX.

 932

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Two geeks are talking over lunch. The first guy says, "You wouldn't believe what happened this morning. A girl rode up to me on her bike, took off all her clothes, and said 'Take whatever you want!' … So I took the bike" The second guy says, "Good choice, her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."

 836

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A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"

 1907

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3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.

 2031

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