In a car there are two persons: a car mechanic and a programmer. They where going to work when suddenly the car broke down. The car mechanic tries to make the car work again but no solution. Suddenly the programmer says: "I say we better FORMAT it!"

 1998

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Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte

 1682

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Knock knock! Who's there? Yah! Yah who? Naaah, bro, I prefer google.

 869

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UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

 2022

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Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!

 2041

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