What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass? Beer.

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Programmer. A machine that turns coffee into code.

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A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.

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A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"

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The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better". So I installed LINUX.

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