Programmer.
A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.
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99 little bugs in the code,
99 bugs in the code,
1 bug fixed...
Compile again,
100 little bugs in the code.
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Programmer.
A machine that turns coffee into code.
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A group of computer science geeks were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university.
After the lecture, one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman’s breast.
Woman: Hey! That’s private OK ?
The man hesitated for a second looking confused.
Man: But I thought we were in the same class.
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What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?
A URLologist.
