The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better". So I installed LINUX.

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A group of computer science geeks were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university. After the lecture, one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman’s breast. Woman: Hey! That’s private OK ? The man hesitated for a second looking confused. Man: But I thought we were in the same class.

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3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.

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What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman? "Immediately start downloading it."

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Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!

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