UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

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99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.

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Algorithm. Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did.

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The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better". So I installed LINUX.

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Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte

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