Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
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99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.
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UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
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A group of computer science geeks were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university. After the lecture, one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman’s breast. Woman: Hey! That’s private OK ? The man hesitated for a second looking confused. Man: But I thought we were in the same class.
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Knock knock! Who's there? Yah! Yah who? Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
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