What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass? Beer.

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A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"

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What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman? "Immediately start downloading it."

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Programmer. A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.

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UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

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