What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman? "Immediately start downloading it."
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Programmer. A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.
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99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.
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CAPS LOCK – Preventing Login Since 1980.
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UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
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