99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.
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In a car there are two persons: a car mechanic and a programmer. They where going to work when suddenly the car broke down. The car mechanic tries to make the car work again but no solution. Suddenly the programmer says: "I say we better FORMAT it!"
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Programmer. A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.
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Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte
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Algorithm. Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did.
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