Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!

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Programmer. A machine that turns coffee into code.

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A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.

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What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist.

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3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.

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