Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte

What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman? "Immediately start downloading it."

Knock knock! Who's there? Yah! Yah who? Naaah, bro, I prefer google.

Programmer. A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.

Daddy, how was I born? Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway! Mom and Dad got together in a chat room on MSN. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe. We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared. And that's the story.