Algorithm. Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did.

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A group of computer science geeks were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university. After the lecture, one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman’s breast. Woman: Hey! That’s private OK ? The man hesitated for a second looking confused. Man: But I thought we were in the same class.

 1025

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UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

 1988

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In a car there are two persons: a car mechanic and a programmer. They where going to work when suddenly the car broke down. The car mechanic tries to make the car work again but no solution. Suddenly the programmer says: "I say we better FORMAT it!"

 1969

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A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"

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