CAPS LOCK – Preventing Login Since 1980.

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Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!

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Programmer. A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.

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UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

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Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte

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