Algorithm. Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did.
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A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
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What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman? "Immediately start downloading it."
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A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
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What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist.
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