Programmer. A machine that turns coffee into code.
 1383
0  

99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.
 1865
0  

Programmer. A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.
 1393
0  

What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman? "Immediately start downloading it."
 764
0  

Knock knock! Who's there? Yah! Yah who? Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
 650
0