What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman? "Immediately start downloading it."

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What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass? Beer.

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UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

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3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.

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Programmer. A machine that turns coffee into code.

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