99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.
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What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass? Beer.
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CAPS LOCK – Preventing Login Since 1980.
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3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.
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In a car there are two persons: a car mechanic and a programmer. They where going to work when suddenly the car broke down. The car mechanic tries to make the car work again but no solution. Suddenly the programmer says: "I say we better FORMAT it!"
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