What do you call 50 lesbians and 50 government employees in one room?
100 people that don''t do dick!
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Q:What does one gay say to another homo sitting at the bar?
A:"Do you mind if I push in your stool?"
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Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel.
When they get there, one guy suggests they indulge in partner-swapping as a trial.
After 2 hours of solid sex by the fireside, the guy turned to his new partner and said, "Wow! This is the very best sex I've had in years! I wonder how the girls are doing?"
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Q: What do you call a gay drive by?
A: "a fruit roll up."
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I could never fight a gay guy.
I don't know how to start.
"I'm gonna beat your ass...
I mean I'm gonna f*ck you up... no, I mean I'm stick my foot so far up your ass.. no, not like that, I mean Fuck you, damn it, I give up