Q: Whats the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? A: "May I push in your stool?"

Q: How can you tell if a bank robber is gay? A: He ties up the safe and blows the guard.

Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? He's down to four butts a day.

In a small cathedral a janitor was cleaning the pews between services when he was approached by the minister. The minister asked the janitor, "Could you go into the confessional and listen to confessions for me? I really have to go to the bathroom and the Widow McGee is coming. She tends to go on but never really does anything worthy of serious repentance, so when she's done just give her 10 Hail Mary's and I'll be right back." Being the helpful sort, the janitor agreed. Just as expected the Widow McGee came into the booth and started her confession. "Oh Father, I fear I have done th ... read more

Q: Why did the gay man get fired from his job at the sperm bank? A: Drinking on the job.