How can you make a gay man scream twice? Fudge him real hard. Then wipe your dick off on his curtains.

The best thing after an intensive argument is the peace-sex. But I hate when I argue with my father-in-law.

Q: What does a homo say to another gay going on vacation? A: Can I help you pack your shit?

Two gay men, Paul and Tom, were making love one night, and had just finished when Paul decided he was going to freshen up in the shower. Tom was laying there thinking about how wonderful Paul was, when he decided he was going to join him in the shower. When Tom got into the bathroom, he opened up the shower curtain and the first thing he saw was a large cumshot on the wall. He wailed to Tom, "I can't believe you! We just finish making love and you come in here and jack-off!" Paul looks at the wall and says "What are you talkng about? I wasn't jacking-off, I farted!"

Two condoms are walking down the street when they walk by a gay bar. One condom says to the other, "Hey man, you wanna get shit-faced?"