Three boys are walking home from school and they see a naked woman. One of them runs away the other two stay to watch. The next day they are walking home from school and they see the naked woman again, and again the same boy runs away. Another day later they are walking home and they see the naked woman again, as the boy tries to run away the other boys grab him and ask, "What are you gay or something don't you like looking at naked women?" He replied, "Yeah, I love looking at naked women but my mom said that if I see one I'll turn into stone and I feel something starting to get hard."

What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!

Q: Which is better, being born black or gay? A: Black, because you don't have to tell your parents.

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters? All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

Men are like.....Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why.