Q:How do you know when you are at a gay picnic? A:When all the hot dogs taste like shit!

An alcoholic, a smoker and a gay went to a doctor. The doctor told them that if they do again what they think are addicted to, they will die. As soon as the alcoholic went out of the hospital, he saw a bar. He thought for a while and said to himself, "If I drink one, I will die, if I don’t drink, I will die, too. So it’s better to get drunk." And he entered the bar, drank and died. At that time, the smoker saw one cigarette-end on the street. The gay walking behind him started crying, "Don’t! Don’t do it!" "Why? I want to smoke so much." "If you bend... we both are dead!"

Q: Which is better, being born black or gay? A: Black, because you don't have to tell your parents.

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? They already have boyfriends.

Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? He's down to four butts a day.