Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Megasoreass.

In a small cathedral a janitor was cleaning the pews between services when he was approached by the minister. The minister asked the janitor, "Could you go into the confessional and listen to confessions for me? I really have to go to the bathroom and the Widow McGee is coming. She tends to go on but never really does anything worthy of serious repentance, so when she's done just give her 10 Hail Mary's and I'll be right back." Being the helpful sort, the janitor agreed. Just as expected the Widow McGee came into the booth and started her confession. "Oh Father, I fear I have done th ... read more

Two condoms walk into a gay bar, look at each other and say "let's get shit-faced!"

Men are like.....Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

I think my sons gay...I took off the seat of his bike, and he didn't notice.