Q: How can you tell if you're in a gay church? A: Only half the congregation is kneeling.

Q: How can you tell if a bank robber is gay? A: He ties up the safe and blows the guard.

Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal? A: Due.

Two gay men are walking down the street trying to bum a ride. A truck driver picks them up. After a while the first gay man asked in a very gay voice, "Please sir can I fart?" The truck driver then says, "Yeah sure who cares." So the gay guy goes "POOF". Then the second gay man asks if he can fart. The truck driver says he doesn't care and the second gay man went ''poof''. Then the big truck driver goes to the gay men and says, "Ok gentlemen can I fart?" The gay men say right on and the truckdriver lets it blow. The fart was huge and smelly and loud. The gay men then say, "He is o ... read more

What do you call it when someone farts in a Gay Bar? Mating call