Q: How can you tell if a bank robber is gay? A: He ties up the safe and blows the guard.

Q: How do 5 gay men walk? A: One Direction!

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters? All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

Q: Why did the gay man get fired from his job at the sperm bank? A: Drinking on the job.

A gay couple had been partnered for 25 years and was celebrating the 60th birthday of one of them. During the party, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all those years, she would give them one wish each. The one who was giving the party said, "We've blown all our money on parties and fine dining and decorating this house, I've never gotten to see the world. I wish we could travel all over the world." The fairy waved her wand and POOF! He had the tickets in his hand. Next, it was the birthday boy's turn. He paused for a moment, and then with a ... read more