What do you call hemorrhoids on a fag? Speed bumps.

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Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.

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I think my sons gay...I took off the seat of his bike, and he didn't notice.

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A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" the bartender inquires. "I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responds the young man. "6 shots?!? Are you celebrating something?" "Yeah, my first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house." "No offense, sir. But if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."

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Q: Why can't gays drive faster than 68mph? A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.

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