Q: Which is better, being born black or gay? A: Black, because you don't have to tell your parents.

Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? A. They already have boyfriends.

Did you hear about the homosexual letter? Only came in male boxes.

Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal? A: Due.

Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. Two dozen babies are in the ward, 23 of which are crying and screaming. One, over in the corner, is smiling serenely. A nurse comes by, and to the men's delight, she points out the happy child as theirs. ''Isn't it wonderful?'' Brad exclaims. ''All these unhappy children, and ours is so happy.'' ''He's happy now," says the nurse. "But just wait until we take the pacifier out of his ass.''