Q: Why can't gays drive faster than 68mph? A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.
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Two men and a woman were the sole survivors of a pleasure cruise ship that sank in the Bermuda Triangle. They made it to an uninhabited island. Two weeks later the woman jumped off a cliff because she was so ashamed of what she was doing. Two weeks after that the two men buried her because they were so ashamed of what they were doing. Two more weeks passed by and the men dug her up again–being so ashamed of what they were doing.
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Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? A. They already have boyfriends.
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Two condoms walk into a gay bar, look at each other and say "let's get shit-faced!"
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Q: What does a homo say to another gay going on vacation? A: Can I help you pack your shit?
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