Q: Why can't gays drive faster than 68mph? A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.

Once upon a time, there was a king who thought that his officers were going to try to have sex with his queen. So he made all of his officers put on tight pants and told them that if anyone got a boner their head would be chopped off. So he lined them up and the queen came to the first one and took off her gown. He got a boner, so that was the end of him. Then she came to the next one and took off her gown, he got a boner and that was the end of him. This went on until she came to the last one and took off gown, then her underthings and he didn't get a boner. So she took off his clo ... read more

Q: How can you tell if a bank robber is gay? A: He ties up the safe and blows the guard.

Did you hear about the homosexual letter? Only came in male boxes.

Why did the little Greek boy run away from home? He didn't like the way he was being reared.