Q: How can you tell if you're in a gay church? A: Only half the congregation is kneeling.

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What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!

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Rudolph the well hung reindeer, Had a great enormous cock, All he could ever do with it, was beat it off inside a sock, All of the female reindeer, Had pussies that were just too small, Poor old well hung Rudolph, Could not get any sex at all, Then one horny Christmas eve, Santa came to say, "Rudolph with your cock so strong... Fuck my arsehole all night long!" Then all the reindeer loved him, A few of them were heard to say, "Rudolph the well hung reindeer... You're so lucky Santa's gay"

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Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? He's down to four butts a day.

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Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal? A: Due.

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