Q: Why can't gays drive faster than 68mph? A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.

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The best thing after an intensive argument is the peace-sex. But I hate when I argue with my father-in-law.

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Q: How can you tell if a bank robber is gay? A: He ties up the safe and blows the guard.

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Did you hear about the homosexual electron? Went around blowing fuses.

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How does a gay man fake an orgasm? He spits on his partners back.

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