Do you know how to play gay poker? Queens are wild and straights don’t count.

What do you call 50 lesbians and 50 government employees in one room? 100 people that don''t do dick!

I think my sons gay...I took off the seat of his bike, and he didn't notice.

Q: How can you tell if a bank robber is gay? A: He ties up the safe and blows the guard.

A US Army soldier sat in a bar with his head in his hands having just finished his first day of Airborne training. His buddy sat down on the stool next to him and asked him what was the matter. "I just finished my first day in Airborne training and it didn't go too well", he sighed. "What happened?", his buddy asked. "Well, we got over the jump zone, the green light came on and we all hooked up to the jump line. We shuffled to the door and when it was my turn, I just froze. I couldn't jump." "What happened then?", his buddy asked, concerned. "Well the jump sargeant started yelling at ... read more