Two gay men, Paul and Tom, were making love one night, and had just finished when Paul decided he was going to freshen up in the shower. Tom was laying there thinking about how wonderful Paul was, when he decided he was going to join him in the shower. When Tom got into the bathroom, he opened up the shower curtain and the first thing he saw was a large cumshot on the wall. He wailed to Tom, "I can't believe you! We just finish making love and you come in here and jack-off!" Paul looks at the wall and says "What are you talkng about? I wasn't jacking-off, I farted!"

Did you hear about the homosexual letter? Only came in male boxes.

What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.

I think my sons gay...I took off the seat of his bike, and he didn't notice.

Q:How do you know when you are at a gay picnic? A:When all the hot dogs taste like shit!