Did you hear about the homosexual electron? Went around blowing fuses.
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I could never fight a gay guy. I don't know how to start. "I'm gonna beat your ass... I mean I'm gonna f*ck you up... no, I mean I'm stick my foot so far up your ass.. no, not like that, I mean Fuck you, damn it, I give up
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What do you call a truck full of dildos? Toys for Twats.
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What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!
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The best thing after an intensive argument is the peace-sex. But I hate when I argue with my father-in-law.
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