Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king

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How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.

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Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.

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Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.

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Who's the biggest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that b*tch swallowed balls till she died.

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