Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.

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For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling. He already knows the outcome.

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Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.

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Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.

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Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.

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