Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won.
No Questions asked.
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Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark?
A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.
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How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.
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Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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A man went to doctor, "Doctor every night in my dream I am playing soccer."
Doctor say, "Take these pills, they will help you sleep better."
The man, "I can't take them, tonight is the final game."
