Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.

When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition. This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.

Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark? A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.

Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.

A soccer coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said: "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play." The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks: "Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. What is two plus two?" The player thought for a moment and then he answered: "I think... no... yes... I’m not sure... what about 4?" "Did you say 4?" the smiled coach exclaimed, excited that ... read more