Salesgirl: Sir No smoking in the shop Man: But I purchased cigarette from your shop. Salesgirl: Sir we sell condoms too.
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The legal age for voting is 18 years and the legal age for marriage is 21 years. Which means you need more experience to handle a girl than a country.
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Boy 1: Can a woman make you a millionaire? Boy 2: Yes! If you are a billionaire!!
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Wife: Look at that drunk guy Husband: Who is he? Wife: 10 years ago he proposed me and I rejected him Husband: Oh my God. He is still celebrating.
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