My mom told me to
Turn down the volume of music on my computer
Or else
She would smash my head on the keyboard.
But I didn’t believejhyteqfgouy i77uufsrhg.
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John: Do you have a girlfriend Harry?
Harry: Yes John
John: Nice. Where is she from?
Harry: From a different nation
John: Oh really? Which nation?
Harry: From my imagiNATION.
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Mom: Do you think I’m a bad mom Jimmy?
Son: Mom, my name is Jack!
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1) I woke up
2) I went to school
3) I saw her
4) I ran to her, and I hugged her
5) I kissed her
Actually, the right order is 3, 4, 5, 1, 2
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Graham Alexander Bell: I used to study under a candle
William Shakespeare: I used to study under street light
Mr. Bean: What did you guys do during the daytime?
