My mom told me to
Turn down the volume of music on my computer
Or else
She would smash my head on the keyboard.
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A teacher is talking to a student.
Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.
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A: "Excuse me. Do you know the way to the zoo?"
B: "No, I'm sorry I don't."
A: "Well, it's two blocks this way, then one block to the left."
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Boy: (calls 911) Hello, I need your help!
911: Alright, What is it?
Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!
911: So what’s your emergency?
Boy: The ugly one is winning.
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Boy 1: Can a woman make you a millionaire?
Boy 2: Yes! If you are a billionaire!!
