Q: What has many keys but can't open any doors? A: A piano.

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New Teacher: All students introduce your name and hobbies 1st boy: My name is Jack and my hobby is watching the moon. 2nd boy: My name is Dave and hobby is watching the moon. 3rd boy: My name is Patrick & my hobby is watching the moon. (All boys told their different names but the hobby was same) New Teacher: Good, all boys have the same hobby, Now its girl’s turn. 1st girl: Hi, my name is moon…

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A guy in a plane stood up & shouted: “HIJACK!” All passengers got scared From the other end of the plane, a guy shouted back “HI JOHN”.

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I was in a cab today and the cab driver said, “I love my job, I’m my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do.” Then I said, “Turn Left”.

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Graham Alexander Bell: I used to study under a candle William Shakespeare: I used to study under street light Mr. Bean: What did you guys do during the daytime?

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