Relative: Son, what’s your age? Guy: 25 Relative: it’s an age of marriage, son. When will you marry? Guy: Very soon. And what’s your age, uncle? Relative: 70 Guy: it’s an age of death, uncle. When will you die?
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A teacher is talking to a student. Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework? Student: No, he did it all by himself.
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Mom: Do you think I’m a bad mom Jimmy? Son: Mom, my name is Jack!
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A: "Excuse me. Do you know the way to the zoo?" B: "No, I'm sorry I don't." A: "Well, it's two blocks this way, then one block to the left."
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