Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!
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Today I saw two blind people fighting, then I shouted “I’m supporting the one with the knife”, they both ran away.
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My Girlfriend broke up with me. She thinks that I am childish. So I calmed down, took a deep breath, went to her house, rang the doorbell and ran away.
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Boy 1: Can a woman make you a millionaire? Boy 2: Yes! If you are a billionaire!!
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Graham Alexander Bell: I used to study under a candle William Shakespeare: I used to study under street light Mr. Bean: What did you guys do during the daytime?
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