A man meets an accident with his new Ferrari. A policeman arrives. Man: (Cried) Officer! My brand new car! Police: You’re such a materialistic person. You even haven’t notice that your left arm has been cut off. Man: (He looks at his left arm and yells) OMG! My Rolex watch!

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I don’t know why it hurts when we bite our tongue mistakenly. But it didn’t hurt when we bite it intentionally. And I still don’t understand why you are biting your tongue now.

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The legal age for voting is 18 years and the legal age for marriage is 21 years. Which means you need more experience to handle a girl than a country.

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A guy in a plane stood up & shouted: “HIJACK!” All passengers got scared From the other end of the plane, a guy shouted back “HI JOHN”.

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A teacher is talking to a student. Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework? Student: No, he did it all by himself.

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