A: "Excuse me. Do you know the way to the zoo?" B: "No, I'm sorry I don't." A: "Well, it's two blocks this way, then one block to the left."

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I asked why Wall of China is the wonder of the world! Answer: It’s the only thing made in China that lasted years.

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A teacher is talking to a student. Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework? Student: No, he did it all by himself.

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Today I saw two blind people fighting, then I shouted “I’m supporting the one with the knife”, they both ran away.

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Son: Give me money for gym Mom: Will you become John Cena by going to the gym? Son: Am I becoming Einstein by going to school?

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