They say milk gives strength. I drank 4 cups and couldn’t move a wall. But when I took 4 bottles of beers, I saw the wall moving itself. These scientists should better stop their lies.

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New Teacher: All students introduce your name and hobbies 1st boy: My name is Jack and my hobby is watching the moon. 2nd boy: My name is Dave and hobby is watching the moon. 3rd boy: My name is Patrick & my hobby is watching the moon. (All boys told their different names but the hobby was same) New Teacher: Good, all boys have the same hobby, Now its girl’s turn. 1st girl: Hi, my name is moon…

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Once all the engineering professors were sitting in one plane. Before the takeoff, one announcement came “This plane is made by your students” Then all professors stood up, ran and went outside. But the principal was sitting. One guy came and asked, “are you not afraid”? Then the principal replied “I trust my students very well and I am sure the plane won’t even start”.

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Q: What has many keys but can't open any doors? A: A piano.

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Son: Give me money for gym Mom: Will you become John Cena by going to the gym? Son: Am I becoming Einstein by going to school?

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