I kind a feel sorry for Hitler. Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five. 23330 4
When my daughter asked me what to buy her friends for graduation presents. I suggested morning-after pills and bus passes. 1510 0
Patient to friend: "I saw the doctor to day about my loss of memory." Friend: "What did he do?" Patient: "He made me pay him in advance." 1487 1
'You're beautiful and I love you," I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied "I just want to be friends." 2167 1
