Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap. He was high on my list of priorities. 3355 1
My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions. 1965 1
I kind a feel sorry for Hitler. Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five. 23572 4
'You're beautiful and I love you," I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied "I just want to be friends." 2339 1
