What is the best type of ship? FRIENDSHIP!
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Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap. He was high on my list of priorities.
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Benefits of having Alzheimer's: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting new friends.
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A man returns home and find his wife with his best friend. He takes out the gun and shoots his friend to death. His wife: "Listen, if you stay in such character, you will lose all your friends."
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Patient to friend: "I saw the doctor to day about my loss of memory." Friend: "What did he do?" Patient: "He made me pay him in advance."
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