My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions. 1555 1
'You're beautiful and I love you," I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied "I just want to be friends." 1962 1
I kind a feel sorry for Hitler. Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five. 23077 4
You don't think "The Simpsons" is all that funny, but you watch it because that Flanders fellow makes a lot of sense. 1786 1
