Bro, send me some good jokes. Sorry, now I'm busy with my Girlfriend. Good One! Send me more.
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Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap. He was high on my list of priorities.
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My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions.
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I kind a feel sorry for Hitler. Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
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'You're beautiful and I love you," I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied "I just want to be friends."
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