Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap. He was high on my list of priorities. 3247 1
I kind a feel sorry for Hitler. Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five. 23248 4
When my daughter asked me what to buy her friends for graduation presents. I suggested morning-after pills and bus passes. 1466 0
