I kind a feel sorry for Hitler. Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five. 23545 4
You don't think "The Simpsons" is all that funny, but you watch it because that Flanders fellow makes a lot of sense. 2059 1
When you are in Hospital, your friends ask: "Hey, how are you dear?" But your best friend ask: "Hey buddy, how is the nurse?" 1765 3
When I offer you food it's just because my mother raised me right. As a firend, read the truth in my eyes and politely decline. 4435 1
