You don't think "The Simpsons" is all that funny, but you watch it because that Flanders fellow makes a lot of sense. 1774 1
Patient to friend: "I saw the doctor to day about my loss of memory." Friend: "What did he do?" Patient: "He made me pay him in advance." 1277 1
My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions. 1546 1
