Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap.
He was high on my list of priorities.
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Benefits of having Alzheimer's:
You can wrap your own presents.
You are always meeting new friends.
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A man returns home and find his wife with his best friend.
He takes out the gun and shoots his friend to death.
His wife: "Listen, if you stay in such character, you will lose all your friends."
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Patient to friend: "I saw the doctor to day about my loss of memory."
Friend: "What did he do?"
Patient: "He made me pay him in advance."
