You don't think "The Simpsons" is all that funny, but you watch it because that Flanders fellow makes a lot of sense. 2076 1
*How girls become friends* Omg I love your shoes! *How guys become friends* Excuse me sir, I see you fuck bitches, I myself, also fuck bitches. 737 0
Patient to friend: "I saw the doctor to day about my loss of memory." Friend: "What did he do?" Patient: "He made me pay him in advance." 1695 3
Benefits of having Alzheimer's: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting new friends. 1579 1
