When I offer you food it's just because my mother raised me right.
As a firend, read the truth in my eyes and politely decline.
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Benefits of having Alzheimer's:
You can wrap your own presents.
You are always meeting new friends.
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"What shall we play today?" said Florence to her best friend Jenny.
"Let's play schools," said Jenny.
"OK!" said Florence. "But I'm going to be absent."
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I'm going to change my Facebook name to Benefits.
Now, when someone adds me on Facebook, it will say: you are now friends with Benefits.
