Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game? Because all the fans have left.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank? "To get his Quarter back."
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Q: What has eight arms and an IQ of 60? A: Four guys drinking Bud Light and watching a football game!
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The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
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Why are football stadiums always cool? "Because they're full of fans."
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