Why did the blonde snort sweet n' low? She thought it was diet coke.

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A husband and wife are eating soup. The wife spills soup all over her and says: "Oh no, I look like a pig" "Yes and you also have soup all over you!"

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Q: What did the hard boiled egg say to the boiling water? A: I can't get a hard-on because I was just layed.

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Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.

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What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine? Hamburger.

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