What did the egg say to the boiling water? "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."

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How can you help a starving cannibal? Give him a helping hand.

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What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank.

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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.

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What does a cannibal eat with cheese? Pickled organs.

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