Did you hear about the blonde who was a really good cook?
She could get pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece!
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Facebook is like a fridge.
Even when u know there's nothing new going on, u still go on & check it every 10 minute.
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"Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad?"
"I believe he's eating your lettuce."
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How do you make a rabbit fast?
Don't feed it.
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When you have a man staring at a naked Playboy model, be sure that he doesn’t wonder if she knows cooking, or if she plays piano or if she has a nice personality either!
