We were so poor, we had to go to KFC to lick other people’s fingers.
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Why does a chicken lay eggs? Because if she dropped them, they’d break.
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Little Johnny: „Mom, can I get a dog at Christmas, please?"  Mother: „No, you'll be getting turkey, like every year!"
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Yo' Mama is so ghetto, her wedding cake was made of cornbread.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian? He felt funny.
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