A patient: "Doctor, I don’t feel hungry after taking meal." Doctor: "Really, your condition is very serious. Wait a bit." (After sometime, the doctor holds out some medicines). Doctor: "Take these pills. You take one pill after your sleep and another one before you get-up."

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.

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*Girl is crying* Dad: Why you crying? Girl: My boyfriend dumped me! Dad: (Grabs shot gun) I'll be back.. A while later dad comes back Girl: What the hell! why did you go kill him! Dad: I didn't Girl: Where did you go? Dad: To get you icecream :D Girl: Why the hell did you bring the shot gun?! Dad: So I could get it for free!

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Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.

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Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.

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