When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
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Q: What do you call a Democratic buffet? A: A free for all.
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Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
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An old man lived alone in Tasmania. He wanted to dig his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Jase, who used to help him, was in prison.  The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.   Dear Jase,   I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my potato garden this year; I’m just getting to old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me. Love Dad.   A few days later he received a letter from his son.   Dear Dad,   For heaven’s sake, don’t ... read more
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What do you call a person in china who doesn't eat dog? A tourist.
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