Q: What is a banana's favorite gymnastic move? A: The splits!

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What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa? A cowch potato.

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Q. Why don't blondes eat Jello? A. They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.

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A patient: "Doctor, I don’t feel hungry after taking meal." Doctor: "Really, your condition is very serious. Wait a bit." (After sometime, the doctor holds out some medicines). Doctor: "Take these pills. You take one pill after your sleep and another one before you get-up."

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