How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the pan and two others to act macho and shake the stove.

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Yo mama is so skinny that she eats a nut and thoughts that she’s pregnant...

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Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one". Wrong. Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.

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Q: How do you keep black youth off the streets? A: Put a KFC on the sidewalk

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What do the spice girls and a pack of M+Ms have in common? There are assorted colors, but they all taste the same.

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