Chuck Norris has his own protien powder. The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.

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Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.

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Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!

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Q: What is the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza A: A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a balanced meal.

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