Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.

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Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.

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What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank.

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Q: What do you get when you cross donkey DNA with an onion? A: A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.

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