What do you call a baby potato? A small fry.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.
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Q: What's red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets smaller and smaller? A: A vain idiot combing his hair with a potato peeler.
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Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
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Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
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