Q: Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple?
A: Finding half a worm."
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Teacher: Kids,what does the chicken give you?
Kids: Meat!
Teacher: Very good! Now what does the pig give you?
Kids: Bacon!
Teacher: Great! And what does the fat cow give you?
Kid: Homework!
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Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"
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Knock Knock.
Who's there!
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't let me in!