We were so poor, we had to go to KFC to lick other people’s fingers.
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Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans?
A: The black ones steal your watch.
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Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
A: The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"!
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Two cannibals were having their dinner.
One said to the other "I don't like your friend."
The other one said, "Well, put him to one side and just eat the vegetables."
