Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
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A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000 and felt really good about the results. On her way home she stopped at a dress shop to look around. As she was leaving, she said to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 35,"he replied. "I'm actually 47," the woman said, feeling really happy. After that she went into McDonald's for lunch and asked the order taker the same question. He replied, "Oh, you look about 29." "I am actually 47!" she said, feeling really good. While standing at the bus stop she asked an ... read more
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Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
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Q: What do you call a Democratic buffet? A: A free for all.
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Q: How do you keep black youth off the streets? A: Put a KFC on the sidewalk
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