Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but nothing compared to you.

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A man walks into his doctor's office and whines, "Doc, you've got to help me; I've got a strawberry stuck up my ass." The doctor pulls out his prescription pad and says, "I've got cream for that!"

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An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders a beer, the second orders half a beer, the third orders a quarter of a beer, and so on. After the seventh order, the bartender pours two beers and says, "You fellas ought to know your limits."

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Q: What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? A: They both wiggle when you eat them!

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.

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