Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.

What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment? Potpourri.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.

Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.

This lady is on an airplane and is seated next to a man named Ian McKegney. About half an hour after they take off, Ian sneezed. He calmly opened his fly, took out his penis and wiped it with a handkerchief. The lady was shocked but a little too shy to say anything. About 15 minutes later, Ian sneezed again and then once more opened his fly, grabbed his penis and wiped it off. The lady could not beleive it, and being to shy to mention it, she thought to herself, "If he does that again, I'm definitely going to mention it." Well, guess what? About 10 minutes later, Ian sneezed again an ... read more