When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.

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What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.

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Customer: "Waiter, this soup tastes funny." Waiter: "Funny? But then why aren’t you laughing?"

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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.

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