Chuck Norris invented hot sauce. To put on his peppers.

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Knock Knock. Who's there! Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don't let me in!

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What does a cannibal eat with cheese? Pickled organs.

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Q: What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave A: A microwave doesn't brown your meat.

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How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick.

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