Q: What is a Democratic Free Market? A: One that hands out slices of cheese.

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Q: What day does an Easter egg hate the most? A: Fry-days.

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Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Woman: "Unfertilized."

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I can teach you how to handle a cucumber.

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Where do milk shakes come from? Nervous cows.

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