Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.

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Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.

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Why did the farmer feed money to his cow? He wanted rich milk.

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Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.

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First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?" Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."

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