There was three Mexicans walking down the street when three old white guys approached them. The first white man said: Whats up wet backs. The first mexican said: I am not wet, I am just greasy from stealing car parts. The second old man said: What the hells that smell, smells like beanery. The second Mexican replies: It don't smell like beanery, we just got back from taco bell. The third mexican says: YaYA, amigo, we just got back from Taco Bell. The third white guys says: I was talking to the bean, not the whole damn burrito.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.

When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.

Did you hear about the cannibal spider that ate his uncle's wife? He was an aunteater.

Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.