Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put a cucumber in her panties and pulled out a pickle.

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What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A milk dud.

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Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldn't get the moose in the oven!

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Knock Knock. Who's there! Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don't let me in!

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Gordan Ramsey:Theres more smoke in this kitchen than snopp dogg tour bus.

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