Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.

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Two cows were talking.One cow asked the other" I wonder what hamburgers are made of?" The other cow replied "YOUR MOM!

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Why doesnt a man eat out an 80 year old woman? Ever opened up a grilled cheese?

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Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.

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I can teach you how to handle a cucumber.

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