Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.

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When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!

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Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps? Under his work boots.

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Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.

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Q: What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? A: Kids don't eat broccoli.

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