Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator? A: "What are you shaking about, it's me she's going to eat."

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Did you hear about the cannibal spider that ate his uncle's wife? He was an aunteater.

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Teacher: Now, Ramu, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? Ramu: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

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Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.

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Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night? A: They don't want to get "beat up".

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