Champions eat Wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats Champions for breakfast.

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.

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Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break... It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!

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My girl caught me blowing my dick with the air dryer, and asked what I was doing? Apparently "heating your dinner" wasn't a good answer.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.

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