Chuck Norris invented hot sauce. To put on his peppers.
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Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
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Two girls take a walk on a hot summer day. They see an old lady sitting in front of her house eating watermelon. They notice she isn't wearing any panties. "Is it cooler without panties?" they ask. She says, "I don't know if it's cooler, but it sure keeps the flies off the watermelon."
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Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
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Q: What's the difference between pea soup and roast beef? A: Anyone can roast beef.
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