Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a balanced meal.

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.

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Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients? They hid their own eggs!

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Q: What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college? A: "Would you like fries with that?"

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Q: What is a man's idea of a balanced diet? A: A Budweiser in each hand!

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