Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
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When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette were on a plane. The red head takes a bite of an apple doesn't like it she throws it out the window. The brunette takes a bite out of an orange doesn't like it she throws it out the window. The blonde takes a bit of a bomb doesn't like it she throws it out the window. They get out of the plane. They come up to a little boy asks why he is crying! he says "An apple fell on my dog and killed my dog." They keep walking and come up to a little girl and asks why she is crying. She says" An orange fell on my cat and killed my cat." They keep walking. ... read more
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian? He felt funny.
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What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law? There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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