What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A milk dud.
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A family of tortoises went into a cafe for some ice cream. They sat down and were about to start when Father Tortoise said, "I think it's going to rain. Junior, will you pop home and fetch my umbrella?" So off went junior for Father's umbrella, but three days later he still hadn't returned. "I think, dear," said Mother Tortoise to Father Tortoise, "that we had better eat junior's ice cream before it melts." And a voice from the door said, "If you do that I won't go."
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How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
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Why did the gray whale go on a diet? Because he wasn't a Fin whale.
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What do you get from a short-legged cow? Dragon milk.
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