Whats long and Black?? The KFC line.
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A guy is going down on a prostitute. During the process he pulls out a piece of corn. Mildly disgusted, he tries to forget about it and continues. Then he finds a chunk of carrot and a pea, and he says, "I think I am going to be sick." The whore looks up and says, "That's what the last guy said!"
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Why wouldn't the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone? He desperately wanted a scoop.
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Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
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What do spiders like to order at a fast food restaurant? Burgers and flies.
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