Doctor (to a patient): "You must take four tea-spoonfuls of this medicine before every meal."
Patient: "Doctor, we’ve only 3 spoons at home."
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Gordan Ramsey:Theres more smoke in this kitchen than snopp dogg tour bus.
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A couple placed an ad: "Have 4 sons, need advice on how to get a daughter."
Responses:
American: "Keep trying!"
Briton: "Change Doctor!"
Aussie: "Follow a special diet."
Indian: "Practice yoga!"
Pinoy: "Let me try!"
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.
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If kim kardashian was a donut wat kind would she be?
Chocolate filled.
