What did the mother vampire say to her daughter when she picked up a tampon?
"Honey, no in-between meal snacks!"
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Men are like... Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
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I can teach you how to handle a cucumber.
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Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night?
A: They don't want to get "beat up".
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During a lesson little Johnny yawns extremely wide.
Teacher tries to make a joke: "Johnny, don't swallow me."
He replies: "Don't worry, teacher, I don't eat pork."