Q: What did the Arctic wolf ask in the restaurant? A: "Are these lemmings fresh off the tundra?"

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If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of food.

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Q. Why don't blondes eat Jello? A. They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.

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Yo' Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.

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Why was the horse all charged up? It ate some haywire!

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