Men are like... Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

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What is the difference between mayonnaise and semen? Mayonnaise doesn't shoot down your throat at 40 miles per hour.

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.

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Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.

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Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.

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