Q: What's the difference between a freezer and a fag? A: A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

Yo Mama's like a fast food retaurant, she takes orders from the front and the back.

Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.

Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better, and to help with their spelling. She explained, "I want you to stand up and give us the occupation of your father, spell it, and say one thing he would give us all if he was here today." The first student raised her hand to volunteer. "Marcy," the teacher said. "You may go first." Marcy replied, "My father is a banker. B-A-N-K-E-R and if he was here today, he would give us all a shiny new penny." The teacher said, "Very nice, Marcy, ... read more

Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!