Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.

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Back in my day, we didn't watch TV while we ate dinner. We actually talked to each other. It was awful!

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First cannibal: "Come and have dinner in our but tonight." Second cannibal: "What are you having?" First cannibal: "Hard-boiled legs."

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The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.

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Yo mama is so skinny that she eats a nut and thoughts that she’s pregnant...

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