What is a cow's favorite lunch meat? Bullogna.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda? A berry bubbly bunny.

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Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.

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If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it? Jawbreakers.

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Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant? He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

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