Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.

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Why was the horse all charged up? It ate some haywire!

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Q: What side of the cow gives the most milk? A: The utter side.

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Q: What do a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? A: They can both smell it, but can't eat it.

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A very popular girl went to her doctor and found out that she was pregnant. The doctor says, “I know that you are not married! Do you know who the father of this baby is?” The girl thought and then asked, “Doc, if you ate a can of Baked Beans, would you know which bean made you fart?”

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