What's the only thing white girls swallow? Starbucks.
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Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
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Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
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Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
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Why do lions always eat raw meat? "Because they don't know how to cook."
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