Q: What is a Democratic Free Market? A: One that hands out slices of cheese.
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Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey. The country there now is only an impostor.
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Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said, "So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses."
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When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old man sitting on a park bench sobbing his eyes out. I stopped and asked him what was wrong. He said, “I have a 22 year old wife at home. She rubs my back every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee.” I said, “Well, then why are you crying?” He said, “She makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies, cleans the house and then watches sports TV with me for the rest of the afternoon.” I said, “Well, why are you crying?” He said, “For dinner she makes me a gourmet meal with wine ... read more
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Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!
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