When do cannibals cook you? On Fried-days.

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When I offer you food it's just because my mother raised me right. As a firend, read the truth in my eyes and politely decline.

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Q: What did Bacon say to Tomato? A: Lettuce get together!

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What do you get from a short-legged cow? Dragon milk.

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A very popular girl went to her doctor and found out that she was pregnant. The doctor says, “I know that you are not married! Do you know who the father of this baby is?” The girl thought and then asked, “Doc, if you ate a can of Baked Beans, would you know which bean made you fart?”

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