A blonde walks into a library and asks the librarian, "Can I have a burger and fries?"
She replies, "Sorry, this is a library."
The blonde whispers, "Oh, sorry. May I have a burger and fries?"
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What is a cow's favorite lunch meat?
Bullogna.
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How can you help a starving cannibal?
Give him a helping hand.
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Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized."
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Roses are red,
violets are blue,
sugar is sweet,
but nothing compared to you.
