Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast. They taste like chicken.
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Cletus Cletus goes to work and sees that one of his co-workers has a thermos. He asks him what it does and the fellow co-worker responds, "It keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold." Cletus was amazed and when he got home immediately went out and bought one. The next day he goes to work and is proud that he has this wonderful object. The same co-worker realizes he has a thermos and says, "What do you have in it?" He says, "Soup and ice cream!"
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Q: What do you call a Democratic buffet? A: A free for all.
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Why did the farmer feed money to his cow? He wanted rich milk.
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Q: What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? A: Kids don't eat broccoli.
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