Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.

 346

0  

What do spiders like to order at a fast food restaurant? Burgers and flies.

 182

0  

Chuck Norris has his own protien powder. The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.

 152

0  

When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".

 41

0  

Q: Why did the hipster burn his tongue? A: Because he ate his food before it was cool.

 633

0