Customer: "Waiter, this soup tastes funny." Waiter: "Funny? But then why aren’t you laughing?"

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What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken? Roost beef.

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Q: What does a kitty like to eat for breakfast? A: Mice Krispies.

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Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !

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How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?

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