What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank.

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The world is like a jar of jelly beans. Everybody hates the black ones.

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Q: What is a man's idea of a balanced diet? A: A Budweiser in each hand!

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Yo Mama's like a fast food retaurant, she takes orders from the front and the back.

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Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.

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