Why did the tomato turn red?
Because he saw the salad dressing.
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Where do milk shakes come from?
Nervous cows.
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What do you call a take-out low-calorie meal for a cowboy?
A Saddle Light Dish.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put a cucumber in her panties and pulled out a pickle.
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First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”
Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”
First soldier: “Whyever not?”
Second soldier: “It’s against regulations to help another soldier to dessert!”
