What’s a mouse’s favorite record? Please cheese me!

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What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange? A pip squeak.

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Two cannibals are eating an atheist, and one says to the other, "Can you believe the way this guy tastes?"

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If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of food.

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Two cows were talking.One cow asked the other" I wonder what hamburgers are made of?" The other cow replied "YOUR MOM!

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