Q: What do cannibal tax advisors do after their office Christmas Dinner? A: Toast their clients.

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Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.

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Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night? A: They don't want to get "beat up".

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Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.

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How do you know when you re eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it.

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