What’s the difference between a nigger and a pizza? Pizza doesn’t scream in the roaster!

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What do you call a baby potato? A small fry.

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Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.

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Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.

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Back in my day, we didn't watch TV while we ate dinner. We actually talked to each other. It was awful!

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