How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? Zero.

Whats long and Black?? The KFC line.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't because it won't come.

Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.

A desperate man goes to the doctor because he can't get a hard-on. He says " Doc I can't live without sex, I need the use of my equipment back!! " The Doc says " There is an experimental procedure where the mucles of a baby elephants' trunk are removed and implanted in your penis, this gives you the full use of your penis." Great I'll do it. Some time after the procedure, the man is at dinner with his date. He feels a rustle in his pants. So he just ignored it. It happens again. So he figured it just needed some air. So he unzips his pants to let it out. The problem seemed to g ... read more