What do spiders like to order at a fast food restaurant? Burgers and flies.

Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.

Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey. The country there now is only an impostor.

There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.

I was eating and enjoying my food when a man entered into the restaurant where i was eating with a brief case. I guess he is a politician cause his dressing and pot belly portrays it. He walked and sat down as every body looked at him. Suddenly a woman came to him and started crying. The woman knelt down and told him that her children die of hunger since her husband died. This man opened the brief case and gave this woman five thousand dollars. The woman jumped up and left the scene in happiness. I was still watching when another man started crying and came to him. He knelt down an ... read more