Q: What side of the cow gives the most milk?
A: The utter side.
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What did the potato chip say to the battery?
If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.
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Two cannibals were having their dinner.
One said to the other "I don't like your friend."
The other one said, "Well, put him to one side and just eat the vegetables."
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What did the cannibal say when he was full?
I couldn't eat another mortal.
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Q: What does an Irishman get after eating Italian food?
A: Gaelic breath.
