What does a British potato say when it thinks something is wonderful?
It's mashing!
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Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey.
He chews bees...
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One day there was a blind man walking down the street and he smelled oranges, so he bought some fruit.
He smelled some pastries, so he bought some donuts.
Then he walked passed a fish market, took a hard sniff, and said, "Hello ladies!"
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What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? Donut Seeds.
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The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.
