Chuck Norris invented hot sauce. To put on his peppers.
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Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette were on a plane. The red head takes a bite of an apple doesn't like it she throws it out the window. The brunette takes a bite out of an orange doesn't like it she throws it out the window. The blonde takes a bit of a bomb doesn't like it she throws it out the window. They get out of the plane. They come up to a little boy asks why he is crying! he says "An apple fell on my dog and killed my dog." They keep walking and come up to a little girl and asks why she is crying. She says" An orange fell on my cat and killed my cat." They keep walking. ... read more
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Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.
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If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of food.
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