Q. Why don't blondes eat Jello? A. They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.

 218

0  

Q: What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? A: They both wiggle when you eat them!

 209

0  

What do you get when you eat a prune pizza? Pizzeria!

 223

0  

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow? He wanted rich milk.

 218

0  

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

 455

0