Just been to the gym and there's a new machine.
Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick.
Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
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Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
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Teacher: Now, Ramu, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Ramu: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
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Teacher: "Name five things that contain milk."
Pupil: "Butter, cheese, ice cream … and two cows."
