What do you call a person in china who doesn't eat dog? A tourist.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 95%. It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water. The result is now sold as Red Bull.
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If kim kardashian was a donut wat kind would she be? Chocolate filled.
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Q: What did the Arctic wolf ask in the restaurant? A: "Are these lemmings fresh off the tundra?"
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