Why doesnt a man eat out an 80 year old woman? Ever opened up a grilled cheese?
 318
0  

Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps? Under his work boots.
 122
0  

Dad tries to persuade his son to eat the egg he has prepared for him: "Eat your egg my child to become as big as daddy!" "I do not want," says the little one. "Eat it my boy to become strong and powerful." "I’m telling you, no!" insists the youngest. "My dear son eat your egg to make your bird grow." And the mom from the inside "George, you eat the egg… I’ll make burgers for the kid!"
 801
0  

Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
 247
0  

A blonde walks into a library and says, "Can I have a burger and fries?" The librarian says, "I'm sorry, this is a library." So the blonde whispers, "Oh sorry! can I have a diet coke then?"
 234
0