What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank.

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Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato? A: The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"!

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Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a balanced meal.

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What are Women Really Thinking? So many men, so few who can afford me. Coffee, chocolate, men ... some things are just better rich. Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen. Guys have feelings too, But ... who cares? And your point is? Next mood swing: 6 minutes. If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

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Q: What do you get when you cross donkey DNA with an onion? A: A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.

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