Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.

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What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa? A cowch potato.

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When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.

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Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.

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Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.

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