Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
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Customer: "Waiter, this soup tastes funny."
Waiter: "Funny? But then why aren’t you laughing?"
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"Little Johnny, why does your little sister cry?"
"Because I helped her."
"But that is a good thing! What did you help her with?"
"I helped her eat her gummy bears."
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Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?
He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
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Men are like.....Popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
