What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?
A pip squeak.
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Customer: "Waiter, this soup tastes funny."
Waiter: "Funny? But then why aren’t you laughing?"
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What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?
Hamburger.
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75% of women do not eat after 6... shots.
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Doctor to woman patient: "Your husband is too fond of strong coffee. You should not give it to him."
Patient: "But you should see how excited he gets when I give him weak coffee."
