Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
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Q: What did the hard boiled egg say to the boiling water? A: I can't get a hard-on because I was just layed.
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Q: What's the difference between a freezer and a fag? A: A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
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While enjoying an early morning breakfast in a northern Arizona cafe, four elderly ranchers were discussing everything from cattle, horses, and weather, to how things used to be in the “good old days.” Eventually the conversation moved on to their spouses. One gentleman turned to the fellow on his right and asked, “Roy, aren’t you and your bride celebrating your fiftieth wedding anniversary soon?” “Yup, we sure are,” Roy replied. “Well, are you gonna do anything special to celebrate?” another man asked. The old gentleman pondered this for a moment, then replied, “For our twenty-fifth a ... read more
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Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
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