What do you call a take-out low-calorie meal for a cowboy? A Saddle Light Dish.
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What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken? Roost beef.
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A man walks into his doctor's office and whines, "Doc, you've got to help me; I've got a strawberry stuck up my ass." The doctor pulls out his prescription pad and says, "I've got cream for that!"
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Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
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Why didn't the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster? Because he was a commentator.
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