What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?
Hamburger.
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A husband and wife are eating soup.
The wife spills soup all over her and says:
"Oh no, I look like a pig"
"Yes and you also have soup all over you!"
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A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner.
The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top.
"Och, I look like a pig!"
The man nods, "And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"
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Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans?
A: The black ones steal your watch.
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Men are like... Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
