What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese

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Why did the cannibal live on his own? He was fed up with other people.

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Q: What is a banana's favorite gymnastic move? A: The splits!

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What does an annoying pepper do? It get's jalapeño face

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Q: What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A: A dic-tater.

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