How do you lead a horse to water?
With lots of carrots.
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Champions eat Wheaties for breakfast.
Chuck Norris eats Champions for breakfast.
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When you have a man staring at a naked Playboy model, be sure that he doesn’t wonder if she knows cooking, or if she plays piano or if she has a nice personality either!
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Q: What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave
A: A microwave doesn't brown your meat.
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"Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad?"
"I believe he's eating your lettuce."
