Why did the dolphin feel crabby?
Because he ate too many crabs.
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Maths teacher: "If you have 12 chocolates and you give
5 to Priya,
3 to Sonia and
2 to Penny then what will you get?"
"3 new Girlfriends!"
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What did the egg say to the boiling water?
"How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."
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Q: What do you get when you mix beans and onions?
A: Tear gas.
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Johnny collected lots of money from trick or treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate.
"You should give that money to charity", said the shopkeeper.
"No, I'll buy the chocolate.
YOU give the money to charity!"
