Q: What did the hard boiled egg say to the boiling water? A: I can't get a hard-on because I was just layed.

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Two cows were talking.One cow asked the other" I wonder what hamburgers are made of?" The other cow replied "YOUR MOM!

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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she rubs her legs together, I smell bacon.

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What do you get from a short-legged cow? Dragon milk.

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My wife's cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food.

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