Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
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No time for gym? Please tell me how you watch 3 hours of TV every night.
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At one Army base, the annual trip to the rifle range had been canceled for the second year in a row, but the semi-annual physical fitness test was still on as planned. One soldier mused, “Does it bother anyone else that the Army doesn’t seem to care how well we can shoot, but they are extremely interested in how fast we can run?”
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What do you do for exercise? I lift weights. What do you do for cardio? I lift weights faster.
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