When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.

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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.

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No time for gym? Please tell me how you watch 3 hours of TV every night.

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Someone call CSI. I just killed my workout.

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When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.

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