No time for gym? Please tell me how you watch 3 hours of TV every night.
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Someone call CSI. I just killed my workout.
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When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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What is height of Activelaziness? Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
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At one Army base, the annual trip to the rifle range had been canceled for the second year in a row, but the semi-annual physical fitness test was still on as planned. One soldier mused, “Does it bother anyone else that the Army doesn’t seem to care how well we can shoot, but they are extremely interested in how fast we can run?”
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