No time for gym? Please tell me how you watch 3 hours of TV every night.

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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.

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I do two hours of cardio every day. But I still need to find the closest parking spot to the gym.

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Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.

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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.

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