Someone call CSI. I just killed my workout.

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The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.

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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.

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The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.

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When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.

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