No time for gym? Please tell me how you watch 3 hours of TV every night.

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When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.

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Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.

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I do two hours of cardio every day. But I still need to find the closest parking spot to the gym.

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Redbull doesn't give you wings. Lat pulldowns do.

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