Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.

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Redbull doesn't give you wings. Lat pulldowns do.

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Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.

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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.

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Doctor: "Yes, what is it I can do for you?" Blond: "Doctor, yesterday, when I was doing my yoga, one of my friends told me that if I did this particular exercise, all my body’s blood would go into my head. But, when I stand, why doesn’t anyone say that all the blood would go into the legs?" Doctor: "The fact’s your legs are not that hollow as your head is."

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