What is height of Activelaziness? Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
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Doctor: "Yes, what is it I can do for you?" Blond: "Doctor, yesterday, when I was doing my yoga, one of my friends told me that if I did this particular exercise, all my body’s blood would go into my head. But, when I stand, why doesn’t anyone say that all the blood would go into the legs?" Doctor: "The fact’s your legs are not that hollow as your head is."
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The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
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Redbull doesn't give you wings. Lat pulldowns do.
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No time for gym? Please tell me how you watch 3 hours of TV every night.
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