I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.

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When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.

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Doctor: "Yes, what is it I can do for you?" Blond: "Doctor, yesterday, when I was doing my yoga, one of my friends told me that if I did this particular exercise, all my body’s blood would go into my head. But, when I stand, why doesn’t anyone say that all the blood would go into the legs?" Doctor: "The fact’s your legs are not that hollow as your head is."

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Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.

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Redbull doesn't give you wings. Lat pulldowns do.

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