When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.

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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.

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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.

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What is height of Activelaziness? Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.

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Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.

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