What do you do for exercise? I lift weights. What do you do for cardio? I lift weights faster.

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The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.

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Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.

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Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.

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I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.

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