I do two hours of cardio every day. But I still need to find the closest parking spot to the gym.

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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.

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Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.

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What is height of Activelaziness? Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.

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Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.

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