Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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At one Army base, the annual trip to the rifle range had been canceled for the second year in a row, but the semi-annual physical fitness test was still on as planned. One soldier mused, “Does it bother anyone else that the Army doesn’t seem to care how well we can shoot, but they are extremely interested in how fast we can run?”
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When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
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