When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.

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What is height of Activelaziness? Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.

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Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.

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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.

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What do you do for exercise? I lift weights. What do you do for cardio? I lift weights faster.

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