When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym.
Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
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Just been to the gym and there's a new machine.
Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick.
Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
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I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.