The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
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I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits.
He said, "How flexible are you?"
I said, "I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays."
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When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
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Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
