Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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What is height of Activelaziness? Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
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I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
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At one Army base, the annual trip to the rifle range had been canceled for the second year in a row, but the semi-annual physical fitness test was still on as planned. One soldier mused, “Does it bother anyone else that the Army doesn’t seem to care how well we can shoot, but they are extremely interested in how fast we can run?”
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Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
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