Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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At one Army base, the annual trip to the rifle range had been canceled for the second year in a row, but the semi-annual physical fitness test was still on as planned. One soldier mused, “Does it bother anyone else that the Army doesn’t seem to care how well we can shoot, but they are extremely interested in how fast we can run?”
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The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
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