When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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What is height of Activelaziness?
Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life.
When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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No time for gym?
Please tell me how you watch 3 hours of TV every night.
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Just been to the gym and there's a new machine.
Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick.
Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
