Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
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The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
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I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits.
He said, "How flexible are you?"
I said, "I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays."
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The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
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I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym.
Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
