I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits.
He said, "How flexible are you?"
I said, "I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays."
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When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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Someone call CSI.
I just killed my workout.
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Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
