Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.
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The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
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