Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.

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Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.

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I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.

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I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.

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When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.

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