When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat.
The weights do.
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I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym.
Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
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I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits.
He said, "How flexible are you?"
I said, "I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays."
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No time for gym?
Please tell me how you watch 3 hours of TV every night.
