Redbull doesn't give you wings. Lat pulldowns do.

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The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.

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No time for gym? Please tell me how you watch 3 hours of TV every night.

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What do you do for exercise? I lift weights. What do you do for cardio? I lift weights faster.

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Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.

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