What is the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? "When a golfer lies he doesn't have to bring anything home to prove it!

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Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.

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What is the difference between a man and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.

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Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.

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Why did the gray whale go on a diet? Because he wasn't a Fin whale.

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