Did you hear about the whale who couldn't keep a secret? He was a blubber mouth.

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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

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Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?" A: "You can't tuna fish."

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Me: Hey look its Nemo! Worker: Sir, that's a clown fish. Me: Bitch, that's a Nemo!

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What is the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? "When a golfer lies he doesn't have to bring anything home to prove it!

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