Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.

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Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."

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Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!

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Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.

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