Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.

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Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!

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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a hippo? A: One has a big mouth and a fat ass. The other lives in rivers in tropical countries.

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Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.

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