Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."
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Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
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Yo mama is so fat she got on a scale and it said: One person at a time please!
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Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
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