Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.

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Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.

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Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.

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Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.

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An ugly, fat, bad woman with two kids enters Wal Mart, shouting angry at the kids with no reason. The man at the reception says cheerfully to her: "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Cute kids! Are they twins?" The horrible woman stopped shouting, just enough to say, "Hell, they’ re not twins… The older is 9 and the other is 7! Are you blind or just stupid?" "No madam... I’m neither blind nor stupid... I just can’t get that there’s a man out there who had sex with you twice."

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