Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to use a telephone pole as a tampon.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.

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Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.

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Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

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