Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.

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Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.

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Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.

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Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.

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Yo mama so fat she died.

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