Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.

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Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a hippo? A: One has a big mouth and a fat ass. The other lives in rivers in tropical countries.

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Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.

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