I farted in a room of hipsters and I watched them fight each other over who heard it first.

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A very popular girl went to her doctor and found out that she was pregnant. The doctor says, “I know that you are not married! Do you know who the father of this baby is?” The girl thought and then asked, “Doc, if you ate a can of Baked Beans, would you know which bean made you fart?”

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.

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Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.

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Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.

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