Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.

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Why do women fart after they take a piss? Because they can't shake it, so they blow dry it.

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I farted in a room of hipsters and I watched them fight each other over who heard it first.

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What's gross? Farting in the bathtub. What's grosser than that? Catching the bubbles with your teeth.

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Q: Why do farts smell? A: So deaf people can enjoy them, too.

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