What's gross? Farting in the bathtub. What's grosser than that? Catching the bubbles with your teeth.

Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.

If I wanted to hear from an a**hole I would fart.

Two gay men, Paul and Tom, were making love one night, and had just finished when Paul decided he was going to freshen up in the shower. Tom was laying there thinking about how wonderful Paul was, when he decided he was going to join him in the shower. When Tom got into the bathroom, he opened up the shower curtain and the first thing he saw was a large cumshot on the wall. He wailed to Tom, "I can't believe you! We just finish making love and you come in here and jack-off!" Paul looks at the wall and says "What are you talkng about? I wasn't jacking-off, I farted!"

Q. How do you know when you are getting old? A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.