Q. How do you know when you are getting old? A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.

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Q: What's the difference between a freezer and a fag? A: A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

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A haggard old lady rides in a fancy hotel's elevator. On the second floor, a beautiful woman steps on and arrogantly says to the old lady, "Georgio, $100 an ounce." On the next floor, an equally beautiful women steps on and says, "Chanel, $150 an ounce." The old lady's floor approaches and as the doors open, she bends over, farts and says, "Broccoli, 49 cents a pound."

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Confucius say, man who fart in church sit in own pew.

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