What's the definition of bravery? A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
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What do you call it when someone farts in a Gay Bar? Mating call
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You are so old, you fart dust.
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Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
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Bill Gates, Andy Grove, and Jerry Sanders (CEOs of MicroSoft, Intel, and AMD) were in a high-powered business meeting. During the serious, tense discussion, a beeping noise suddenly is emitted from where Bill is sitting. Bill says, “Oh, that’s my beeper. Gentlemen, excuse me, I need to take this call.” So Bill lifts his wristwatch to his ear and begins talking into the end of his tie. After completing this call, he notices the others are staring at him. Bill explains, “Oh, this is my new emergency communication system. I have an earpiece built into my watch and a microphone sewn into t ... read more
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