Confucius say, man who fart in church sit in own pew.

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Why do women fart after they take a piss? Because they can't shake it, so they blow dry it.

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What do you call it when someone farts in a Gay Bar? Mating call

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Q. What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator? A. A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.

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How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly? Just a phew.

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