What's gross? Farting in the bathtub. What's grosser than that? Catching the bubbles with your teeth.
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A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He's got spiked, multi-colored hair that's green, purple, and orange. His clothes are a tattered mix of leather rags. His legs are bare and he's wearing worn-out shoes. His entire face and body are riddled with pierced jewelry and his earrings are big, bright feathers. He sits down in the only vacant seat that's directly across from an old man who glares at him for the next ten miles. Finally, the punk gets self-conscious and barks at the old man, "What are you looking at you old fart... didn't you ever do anything wild when you were young?" ... read more
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
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Confucius say, man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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