Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.

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Why do women always fart only when they go to the bathroom? They have to blow dry—and there's nothing to shake.

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What's gross? Farting in the bathtub. What's grosser than that? Catching the bubbles with your teeth.

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You are so old, you fart dust.

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Confucius say, man who fart in church sit in own pew.

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