How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly? Just a phew.

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Q: Why do farts smell? A: So deaf people can enjoy them, too.

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How do you know when a blonde has a brain fart? Her ears flap.

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A very popular girl went to her doctor and found out that she was pregnant. The doctor says, “I know that you are not married! Do you know who the father of this baby is?” The girl thought and then asked, “Doc, if you ate a can of Baked Beans, would you know which bean made you fart?”

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