Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.
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Three little boys were sitting around talking about their fathers. The first boy said, "My dad can blow smoke rings." The second boy said, "My dad can blow smoke rings out of his nose." The third boy said, "Well, my dad can blow smoke rings out of his butt." The first and second boys where amazed. The second boy said, "Have you seen him do it?" "No," said the third boy, "but I've seen the tobacco stains on his underwear."
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Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup? Cuz one more will make it "too farty!"
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What's the definition of bravery? A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
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You are so old, you fart dust.
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