What's the definition of bravery?
A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.
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Why do women fart after they take a piss?
Because they can't shake it, so they blow dry it.
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Teacher asks Little Johnny to use the word 'definitely' in a sentence.
Little Johnny replies, "Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?"
The Teacher says, "Of course not Johnny,"
To which Johnny replies, "Then I have definitely shit my pants then..."
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Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup?
Cuz one more will make it "too farty!"
