Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.

Q: How can you tell if a woman is wearing pantyhose? A: Her ankles swell up when she farts.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.

You are so old, you fart dust.

One evening, a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seems okay but after a while she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up. Again, she seems okay but after a while she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright. This goes on all morning ... read more