Why do women always fart only when they go to the bathroom? They have to blow dry—and there's nothing to shake.

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Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste?

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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.

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A haggard old lady rides in a fancy hotel's elevator. On the second floor, a beautiful woman steps on and arrogantly says to the old lady, "Georgio, $100 an ounce." On the next floor, an equally beautiful women steps on and says, "Chanel, $150 an ounce." The old lady's floor approaches and as the doors open, she bends over, farts and says, "Broccoli, 49 cents a pound."

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Q. What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator? A. A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.

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