I farted in a room of hipsters and I watched them fight each other over who heard it first.

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What's gross? Farting in the bathtub. What's grosser than that? Catching the bubbles with your teeth.

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Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.

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Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.

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Confucius say, man who fart in church sit in own pew.

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