Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.

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Q: What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public? A: A private tooter.

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A very popular girl went to her doctor and found out that she was pregnant. The doctor says, “I know that you are not married! Do you know who the father of this baby is?” The girl thought and then asked, “Doc, if you ate a can of Baked Beans, would you know which bean made you fart?”

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Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.

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Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.

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