Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.

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Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink. If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.

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Q. Why don't little girls fart? A. Because they don't get assholes until they're married.

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Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup? Cuz one more will make it "too farty!"

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What do you call it when someone farts in a Gay Bar? Mating call

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