Q: What do you call it when someone farts in a gay bar? A: A love call.
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If I wanted to hear from an a**hole I would fart.
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Teacher asks Little Johnny to use the word 'definitely' in a sentence. Little Johnny replies, "Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?" The Teacher says, "Of course not Johnny," To which Johnny replies, "Then I have definitely shit my pants then..."
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Why do women always fart only when they go to the bathroom? They have to blow dry—and there's nothing to shake.
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Being single is cool cause you can eat a whole jar of pepperoncinis and spend the rest of the night farting spicily into the abyss.
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