What's gross?
Farting in the bathtub.
What's grosser than that?
Catching the bubbles with your teeth.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.
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How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?
Just a phew.
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Teacher asks Little Johnny to use the word 'definitely' in a sentence.
Little Johnny replies, "Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?"
The Teacher says, "Of course not Johnny,"
To which Johnny replies, "Then I have definitely shit my pants then..."
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.
