Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house everyone felt shitty even the mouse. Mom at the whorehouse and dad smoking grass, I settled down for a nice piece of ass. When all of a sudden I heard such a clatter, I sprung from my place to see what was the matter. When out on the lawn I saw a big dick, I new in a moment it must be Saint Nick. He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell, I knew in a moment the f*cker had fell. He filled all of our stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer. He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart, ... read more

Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.

If I wanted to hear from an a**hole I would fart.

Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.

Confucius say, man who fart in church sit in own pew.