Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.

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If I wanted to hear from an a**hole I would fart.

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Q. How do you know when you are getting old? A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.

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Q. What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator? A. A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.

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Q: What's the difference between a freezer and a fag? A: A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

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