Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
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An Avon Lady was delivering products in a high-rise and was riding in the elevator. Suddenly, she had the powerful urge to fart. Since no one was in the elevator, she let it go - and it was a doozy. Of course, the elevator then stopped at the next floor, so she quickly used some Avon Pine-Scented Spray to cover up the smell. A man entered the elevator and immediately made a face. "Holy cow! What's that smell?" "I don't know, sir. I don't smell anything. What does it smell like to you?" "Like someone crapped a Christmas tree."
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Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.
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