Q. Why don't little girls fart?
A. Because they don't get assholes until they're married.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.
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Q: Why do farts smell?
A: So deaf people can enjoy them, too.
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Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink.
If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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Teacher asks Little Johnny to use the word 'definitely' in a sentence.
Little Johnny replies, "Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?"
The Teacher says, "Of course not Johnny,"
To which Johnny replies, "Then I have definitely shit my pants then..."
