Q: What's the difference between a freezer and a fag? A: A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out. 490 0
What's gross? Farting in the bathtub. What's grosser than that? Catching the bubbles with your teeth. 468 0
Husband: Shall we try a new positon tonight? Wife: Sure. You stand by the ironing board, and I'll sit on the couch while drinking beer and farting. 675 0
