What's the definition of bravery? A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.
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Why do women fart after they take a piss? Because they can't shake it, so they blow dry it.
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Teacher asks Little Johnny to use the word 'definitely' in a sentence. Little Johnny replies, "Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?" The Teacher says, "Of course not Johnny," To which Johnny replies, "Then I have definitely shit my pants then..."
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Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup? Cuz one more will make it "too farty!"
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