Three little boys were sitting around talking about their fathers. The first boy said, "My dad can blow smoke rings." The second boy said, "My dad can blow smoke rings out of his nose." The third boy said, "Well, my dad can blow smoke rings out of his butt." The first and second boys where amazed. The second boy said, "Have you seen him do it?" "No," said the third boy, "but I've seen the tobacco stains on his underwear."

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Q: What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public? A: A private tooter.

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.

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Why do women always fart only when they go to the bathroom? They have to blow dry—and there's nothing to shake.

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Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.

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