What is the perfect Father's Day gift? Taking your Mom away on a vacation with you.

Growing up, Samuel L. Jackson didn't have a mother and a father. He had a mother and a motherf*cker.

One evening, a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seems okay but after a while she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up. Again, she seems okay but after a while she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright. This goes on all morning ... read more

What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you? Your calves.

Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were given a right roasting.