A single car crash kills a Mexican family.
15 people died.
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Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
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Son - "Dad whats the difference between confident and confidential?"
Dad - "Hmm. You are my son. Of that I am confident. Your friend Timmy is also my son. That's confidential."
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Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'"
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?"
Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
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My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it.
