Mother, "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick, "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother, "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick, "What school?"

We are already 2 years together with my girlfriend and decided to get married. My parents helped as much as they could and all my my friends said it’s a really good idea! My girlfriend? She is a dream! But there is something that bothers me! This something is her little sister… This is my future 20 years old sister-in-law , wearing a super skinny, mini skirts and short blouses. Always lean ahead and I was often lucky to see her underwear. She never did that in front of someone else! One day she calls me and asks me to go home to see the wedding invitations. When I arrived she wa ... read more

Yo Momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family…!"

Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree. He's been hanging there for quite a while.

Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were given a right roasting.