While having their evening dinner together, a little girl looked up at her father and asked, "Daddy, you're the boss in our family, right?" The father was very pleased to hear it and confidently replied, "Yes my little princess." The girl then continued, "That's because mommy put you in charge, right?"

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If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.

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Q: What do two rednecks say after breaking up? A: Lets just be cousins.

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Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'" Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?" Mother: "Because we need the eggs."

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Q: Why are redneck murders the hardest to solve? A: All the DNA matches and there's no dental records.

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