I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.

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I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.

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Google+ is the gym of social networking. We all join, but nobody actually uses it.

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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.

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Why is Facebook like Jail? "You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don't really know!"

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