Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter? When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner? No? Me neither.
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I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
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Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.
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Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
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I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.
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