Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter? When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner? No? Me neither.
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Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
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Boss comes up to an employee: "Yesterday you did a great job - in one day you managed to do as much work, as you did in previous month!" "Thanks boss, that's because Facebook was shut down for the whole day."
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Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
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Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar movie collection except for one. he's never gonna give you Up
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