Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook...
No one's his friend.
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Boss comes up to an employee:
"Yesterday you did a great job - in one day you managed to do as much work, as you did in previous month!"
"Thanks boss, that's because Facebook was shut down for the whole day."
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A husband asks his very ill wife at the hospital:
Tell me what is your last wish?
Nothing more, I just want to check my status on Facebook.
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Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
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If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you.
On facebook!
