You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts... Man, and do you have life? OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
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Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
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Why is Facebook like Jail? "You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don't really know!"
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Facebook is like a fridge. Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it.
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