Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
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Boss comes up to an employee:
"Yesterday you did a great job - in one day you managed to do as much work, as you did in previous month!"
"Thanks boss, that's because Facebook was shut down for the whole day."
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Someone figured out my password.
Now I have to rename my dog.
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I'm going to change my Facebook name to Benefits.
Now, when someone adds me on Facebook, it will say: you are now friends with Benefits.
