Facebook is like a fridge. Even when u know there's nothing new going on, u still go on & check it every 10 minute.

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Someone figured out my password. Now I have to rename my dog.

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Google+ is the gym of social networking. We all join, but nobody actually uses it.

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Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.

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A Detroit-area woman who was removed from a jury for commenting about the ongoing case on Facebook has a longer writing task ahead: a five-page essay about the constitutional right to a fair trial. She responded, "Can I just get the answer from Wikipedia and send it to the inbox on your Facebook page instead?"

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