Q: What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard? A: A new last name.
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A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her. She screams, "Nein!, Nein" So two guys walk away.
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The following conversation took place after a recently deceased Pakistani man knocked on the gates of Heaven for about 5 minutes. St. Peter: "What do you want? " Pakistani man: "I'm here for Jesus." St. Peter: "Jesus, your taxi's her!! "
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Q: What's a terrorists favorite American football team? A: The New York Jets.
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A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.
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