The following conversation took place after a recently deceased Pakistani man knocked on the gates of Heaven for about 5 minutes.
St. Peter: "What do you want? "
Pakistani man: "I'm here for Jesus."
St. Peter: "Jesus, your taxi's her!! "
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Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died?
A: A black widow.
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Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom?
A: Society!
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Q: What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard?
A: A new last name.
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Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood?
A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.
