Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom?
A: Society!
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My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
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Q: What is the difference between Election day and Thanksgiving day?
A: On Thanksgiving, you get a turkey for the day; on Election day, you get a turkey for four years.
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Q: "What do you call a Muslim shrink?
A: A terrorpist."
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Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?
A: Turkey.
