Q: What is the difference between Election day and Thanksgiving day?
A: On Thanksgiving, you get a turkey for the day; on Election day, you get a turkey for four years.
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Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood?
A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.
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Q: What's a terrorists favorite American football team?
A: The New York Jets.
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Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?
A: Turkey.
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Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died?
A: A black widow.
