A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck.
Who's driving?
Immigration.
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Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood?
A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.
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There is a beautiful desert island in the middle of nowhere where the following people are stranded:
2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Macedonian men and 1 Macedonian woman.
One month later on this beautiful desert island in the middle of nowhere...
The first Italian man killed the other for the Italian woman.
The 2 French men and the French woman are living happily together in a "menage a trois".
The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of when th ... read more
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Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?
A: Turkey.
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Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died?
A: A black widow.
