Q: What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard? A: A new last name. 1128 2
Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year. In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen. 1504 1
Q: How do you know that Democrats are a diverse people? A: Because they keep count of how many people they know in each racial or ethnic category. 1764 1