Q: What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard? A: A new last name.

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My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.

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A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.

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In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are Greek, The bankers are Swiss. In Hell: The cooks are English, The policemen are German, The mechanics are French, The lovers are Swiss, The bankers are Greek.

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Q: What's a terrorists favorite American football team? A: The New York Jets.

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