Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom?
A: Society!
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Q: What is the difference between Election day and Thanksgiving day?
A: On Thanksgiving, you get a turkey for the day; on Election day, you get a turkey for four years.
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The following conversation took place after a recently deceased Pakistani man knocked on the gates of Heaven for about 5 minutes.
St. Peter: "What do you want? "
Pakistani man: "I'm here for Jesus."
St. Peter: "Jesus, your taxi's her!! "
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Q: Did you hear the joke about an Earthquake and Japanese nuclear reactor?
A: Not cool.
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A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck.
Who's driving?
Immigration.
