The following conversation took place after a recently deceased Pakistani man knocked on the gates of Heaven for about 5 minutes. St. Peter: "What do you want? " Pakistani man: "I'm here for Jesus." St. Peter: "Jesus, your taxi's her!! "
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Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.
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Q: What's a terrorists favorite American football team? A: The New York Jets.
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Q: How do you know that Democrats are a diverse people? A: Because they keep count of how many people they know in each racial or ethnic category.
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Q: "What do you call a Muslim shrink? A: A terrorpist."
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