Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood? A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.

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A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.

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In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are Greek, The bankers are Swiss. In Hell: The cooks are English, The policemen are German, The mechanics are French, The lovers are Swiss, The bankers are Greek.

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Q: What is the difference between Election day and Thanksgiving day? A: On Thanksgiving, you get a turkey for the day; on Election day, you get a turkey for four years.

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My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.

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