A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.

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In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are Greek, The bankers are Swiss. In Hell: The cooks are English, The policemen are German, The mechanics are French, The lovers are Swiss, The bankers are Greek.

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My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.

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Q: Did you hear about the Hungarian who thought his wife was trying to kill him? A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of "Hungarian Remover".

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Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.

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