Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ? A: Turkey.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about an Earthquake and Japanese nuclear reactor? A: Not cool.

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My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.

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We have so many nationalities. It's gotten to the point now that you can go into any fast food place, and you can find out what kind of neighborhood you're in just by the ethnic group that works there. It's like, if Chinese people work there, you're in a Chinese neighborhood; if black people work there, you're in a black neighborhood; if white people work there, then you're in Utah.

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A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her. She screams, "Nein!, Nein" So two guys walk away.

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