Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?
A: Turkey.
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Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom?
A: Society!
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Q: What is the difference between Election day and Thanksgiving day?
A: On Thanksgiving, you get a turkey for the day; on Election day, you get a turkey for four years.
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Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For hispanic attacks.
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Q: Did you hear about the Hungarian who thought his wife was trying to kill him?
A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of "Hungarian Remover".
