A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck.
Who's driving?
Immigration.
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Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood?
A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.
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Q: Did you hear about the Hungarian who thought his wife was trying to kill him?
A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of "Hungarian Remover".
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Q: What do you call white people running down a hill?
A: An avalanche.
Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mudslide.
Q: What do you call black people running down a hill?
A: A jail break.
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Q: "What do you call a Muslim shrink?
A: A terrorpist."
