Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For hispanic attacks.
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My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
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Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?
A: Turkey.
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Q: What is the difference between Election day and Thanksgiving day?
A: On Thanksgiving, you get a turkey for the day; on Election day, you get a turkey for four years.
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A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck.
Who's driving?
Immigration.