Q: "What do you call a Muslim shrink? A: A terrorpist."
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Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year. In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
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Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood? A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.
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Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.
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The following conversation took place after a recently deceased Pakistani man knocked on the gates of Heaven for about 5 minutes. St. Peter: "What do you want? " Pakistani man: "I'm here for Jesus." St. Peter: "Jesus, your taxi's her!! "
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