Q: Did you hear about the Hungarian who thought his wife was trying to kill him? A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of "Hungarian Remover".
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Q: "What do you call a Muslim shrink? A: A terrorpist."
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Which is the most confusing day in America? Father's day! 80% don't know whom to wish. Rest 20% are scared someone will come and wish them.
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Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood? A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.
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Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ? A: Turkey.
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