Q: What's a terrorists favorite American football team? A: The New York Jets.

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Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!

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Q: How do you know that Democrats are a diverse people? A: Because they keep count of how many people they know in each racial or ethnic category.

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Q: "What do you call a Muslim shrink? A: A terrorpist."

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In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are Greek, The bankers are Swiss. In Hell: The cooks are English, The policemen are German, The mechanics are French, The lovers are Swiss, The bankers are Greek.

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