Q: Why did the duck go to Brooklyn? A: To buy some quack.

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Q: What can a goose do that a duck can't do and a lawyer should do? A: Stick his bill up his ass.

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Two cows were chatting over the fence between their fields. The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm."  The other cow replied, "Hell, I ain't worried, it won't affect us ducks."

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What do ducks wear to party's? A duck-sedo!

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A man walks into his house with a duck under his arm. He walks up to his wife with it and says, "This is the pig I've been f*cking'." His wife says, "That's a duck." He quickly replies, "I wasn't talking to you."...

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