Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.

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A guy goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The girl behind the counter says, “What size?” He says, “I don’t know.” She hold up a finger and says, “That big?” He says, “Bigger.” She holds up three fingers and says, “That big?” He says, “Smaller?” She holds up two fingers and he says, “That’s it.” She puts the two fingers in her mouth and says, “Medium.”

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Did you here about the man that died from eating Rocky Mountain Oysters? The bull must have drug him a mile!

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Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and kill you. Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.

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I like my women the same as I like my whiskey ... 20 years old and mixed up with coke !

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