I like my women the same as I like my whiskey ... 20 years old and mixed up with coke !

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An evening of Valentine's Day. A man comes to a drug store: "Good evening!" "Sorry, we are sold out..."

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Q: What do you call a pothead that doesn't inhale? A: Mr. President.

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Have you heard about the new "Mint flavored birth control pill" for women that they take immediately before sex? They're called "Predickamints".

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My boss doesn't believe money equals happiness. So instead of raises, he gives us Prozac.

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