Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.

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A drunk man was smoking drugs while driving. The policeman stop him and says, "Show me you ID?" The drunk man, "What drugs?"

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I'm trying to write a joke about overdosing on cocaine. But I need a line to end it.

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Did you here about the man that died from eating Rocky Mountain Oysters? The bull must have drug him a mile!

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Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.

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