My boss doesn't believe money equals happiness.
So instead of raises, he gives us Prozac.
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A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms.
He replies, "Yes we do.
Would you like to buy some?"
She responds, "No sir, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does?"
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Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
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There was a guy that was sick he went to the doctor and said "Doctor I have a fever”"
The doctor said, "you will have to take 4 spoons of the medicine."
The sick one said, "but doctor, I only have 3 spoons what shall I do?"
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I like my women the same as I like my whiskey ...
20 years old and mixed up with coke !
