A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny opens, holding a beer and smoking a fat cigar. The salesman says, "Little boy is your mother home?" Little Johnny taps his ash on the carpet and says, "What do you think?"
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Doctor (to an absent-minded patient): "What is wrong with you?" Patient: "I am losing my memory. Please prescribe some medicine." Doctor (Handing him the prescription after a while): "Here, Take this." Patient: "Why are you giving me this prescription? I am perfectly all right."
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.
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I like my women the same as I like my whiskey ... 20 years old and mixed up with coke !
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
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