A boxer is whining to the doctor that he can’t sleep.
I won’t give you any drugs, you don’t need any.
Use the classical method, the one with counting the sheep’s.
I tried.
But, every time I get to 9 I jump off the bed.
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Q: What do you call a pothead that doesn't inhale?
A: Mr. President.
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Doctor: "Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory?"
Patient: "What pills?"
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If the sea was weed and i was a duck i'd swim my way down and smoke my way up, but the sea ain't weed and i'm not a duck so pass me the bong and shut the fuck up
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
