Have you heard about the new "Mint flavored birth control pill" for women that they take immediately before sex? They're called "Predickamints".

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Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

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Doctor: "Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory?" Patient: "What pills?"

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A guy goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The girl behind the counter says, “What size?” He says, “I don’t know.” She hold up a finger and says, “That big?” He says, “Bigger.” She holds up three fingers and says, “That big?” He says, “Smaller?” She holds up two fingers and he says, “That’s it.” She puts the two fingers in her mouth and says, “Medium.”

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I like my women the same as I like my whiskey ... 20 years old and mixed up with coke !

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