Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.

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Doctor: "Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory?" Patient: "What pills?"

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An evening of Valentine's Day. A man comes to a drug store: "Good evening!" "Sorry, we are sold out..."

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A patient: "Doctor, I don’t feel hungry after taking meal." Doctor: "Really, your condition is very serious. Wait a bit." (After sometime, the doctor holds out some medicines). Doctor: "Take these pills. You take one pill after your sleep and another one before you get-up."

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Doctor (to the patient: "Did I not give you the medicine yesterday? Did you take it?" Patient: "Yes, sir. But I did not drink it." Doctor: "Why?" Patient (Pointing to the bottle): "Because it is written on the label: 'Close the cork tightly and keep it in a cool place.'"

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