Q: How can you tell if you have smoked too much weed? A: You can't smoke too much weed.

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.

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A boxer is whining to the doctor that he can’t sleep. I won’t give you any drugs, you don’t need any. Use the classical method, the one with counting the sheep’s. I tried. But, every time I get to 9 I jump off the bed.

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A patient: "Doctor, I don’t feel hungry after taking meal." Doctor: "Really, your condition is very serious. Wait a bit." (After sometime, the doctor holds out some medicines). Doctor: "Take these pills. You take one pill after your sleep and another one before you get-up."

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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