I like my women the same as I like my whiskey ... 20 years old and mixed up with coke !

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A young girl with a bag is crossing the customs. Customs officers check her bag and find some kind of powder. They ask the girl: "What kind of powder is that?" "Heroin" "But heroin is matte-white, and this powder is orange." "This is a kids' heroine – orange taste."

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.

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Doctor: "Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory?" Patient: "What pills?"

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Boy asks his Gran nervously, "have you seen my pills ... they were labeled LSD ?" Gran replies "fuck your pills ! Have you seen the dragon in the kitchen ?!"

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