Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
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Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
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I'm trying to write a joke about overdosing on cocaine.
But I need a line to end it.
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An evening of Valentine's Day.
A man comes to a drug store: "Good evening!"
"Sorry, we are sold out..."
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A boxer is whining to the doctor that he can’t sleep.
I won’t give you any drugs, you don’t need any.
Use the classical method, the one with counting the sheep’s.
I tried.
But, every time I get to 9 I jump off the bed.
