Q: What do you call a stoner spilling his weed on the floor?
A: Drug Abuse.
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A drunk man was smoking drugs while driving.
The policeman stop him and says, "Show me you ID?"
The drunk man, "What drugs?"
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I like my women the same as I like my whiskey ...
20 years old and mixed up with coke !
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Boy asks his Gran nervously, "have you seen my pills ... they were labeled LSD ?"
Gran replies "fuck your pills ! Have you seen the dragon in the kitchen ?!"
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Doctor: "Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory?"
Patient: "What pills?"
