A patient: "Doctor, I don’t feel hungry after taking meal." Doctor: "Really, your condition is very serious. Wait a bit." (After sometime, the doctor holds out some medicines). Doctor: "Take these pills. You take one pill after your sleep and another one before you get-up."

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My boss doesn't believe money equals happiness. So instead of raises, he gives us Prozac.

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I did so much crack, one day I broke in my own house. I ain't lying. I was halfway out the door with the TV before I realized it was my place. And before I broke in, I used to stand outside and case the joint. Finally, I said, "Damn, this brother will never come home!"

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Q: What do you call a stoner spilling his weed on the floor? A: Drug Abuse.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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