Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
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Q: What do you call a pothead that doesn't inhale?
A: Mr. President.
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I'm trying to write a joke about overdosing on cocaine.
But I need a line to end it.
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Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?
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If the sea was weed and i was a duck i'd swim my way down and smoke my way up, but the sea ain't weed and i'm not a duck so pass me the bong and shut the fuck up
