My boss doesn't believe money equals happiness. So instead of raises, he gives us Prozac.

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Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

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Have you heard about the new "Mint flavored birth control pill" for women that they take immediately before sex? They're called "Predickamints".

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.

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Did you here about the man that died from eating Rocky Mountain Oysters? The bull must have drug him a mile!

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