An evening of Valentine's Day. A man comes to a drug store: "Good evening!" "Sorry, we are sold out..."

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A 90 year old women goes to the doctor. Dr i can't stop farting, sure they don't smell and make no noise but still i can't take it any more. Well take these pills every day and come back in a week. Dr what did you do to me not only am i still farting now they smell as well! Oh very well , now about your hearing...

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Q: What do you call a stoner spilling his weed on the floor? A: Drug Abuse.

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Everyone should stop hating on Lance Armstrong. He won 7 Toure De France's on DRUGS! When I'm on drugs, I can't even FIND my bicycle.

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Q: How can you tell if you have smoked too much weed? A: You can't smoke too much weed.

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