An evening of Valentine's Day. A man comes to a drug store: "Good evening!" "Sorry, we are sold out..."

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Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. "Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10." Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After ... read more

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