Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.

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Q: What do you call a pothead that doesn't inhale? A: Mr. President.

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Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!

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A young girl with a bag is crossing the customs. Customs officers check her bag and find some kind of powder. They ask the girl: "What kind of powder is that?" "Heroin" "But heroin is matte-white, and this powder is orange." "This is a kids' heroine – orange taste."

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Q: What do you call a stoner spilling his weed on the floor? A: Drug Abuse.

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