Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
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Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
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Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan?
A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
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What do you call a black guy selling drugs?
A pharmacist.
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A boxer is whining to the doctor that he can’t sleep.
I won’t give you any drugs, you don’t need any.
Use the classical method, the one with counting the sheep’s.
I tried.
But, every time I get to 9 I jump off the bed.
