Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.

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An evening of Valentine's Day. A man comes to a drug store: "Good evening!" "Sorry, we are sold out..."

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.

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I did so much crack, one day I broke in my own house. I ain't lying. I was halfway out the door with the TV before I realized it was my place. And before I broke in, I used to stand outside and case the joint. Finally, I said, "Damn, this brother will never come home!"

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A 90 year old women goes to the doctor. Dr i can't stop farting, sure they don't smell and make no noise but still i can't take it any more. Well take these pills every day and come back in a week. Dr what did you do to me not only am i still farting now they smell as well! Oh very well , now about your hearing...

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