Did you here about the man that died from eating Rocky Mountain Oysters? The bull must have drug him a mile!

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.

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I did so much crack, one day I broke in my own house. I ain't lying. I was halfway out the door with the TV before I realized it was my place. And before I broke in, I used to stand outside and case the joint. Finally, I said, "Damn, this brother will never come home!"

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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