Q: If there are two potheads in the back of a car, then who is driving? A: The cop!

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I gave up my seat to a blind person in the bus. That is how I lost my job as a bus driver.

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Q: If a man crashes his car into a woman who's fault is it? A: Well what was the man doing driving in the kitchen...

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Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.

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There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, "George, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 110!" George says, "I know, but there isn't just one, there are hundreds!"

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