Q: Why do police dogs lick their balls?
A: To get the taste of negro out of thier mouths
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Why didn’t the internet get any e-mail?
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
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Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
A.So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
B.So they wouldn't stop to play with every other man they see when you take them around the block.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
You don't because it won't come.
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Q: Why do dogs lick their balls?
A: Because they can.
Q: So why do they stick their noses in women's crotches?
A: Same reason.
