Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!

Imagine being completely naked in room full of people who speak a different language and everyone wants to touch you... This is life of a dog.

A guy walks into a Raptors bar with a dachshund under his arm. The dog is wearing a "Toronto Raptors" jersey and helmet, and is festooned with "Raptors" pom-poms. The bartender says: "Hey! No pets are allowed in here! You'll have to leave!" The guy begs him: "Look, I'm desperate. We're both big fans, the TV is broken, and this is the only place around where we can see the game!" After securing a promise that the dog will behave, and warning him that he and the dog will be thrown out if there's any trouble, the bartender relents and allows them to stay in the bar and watch the game. The ... read more

Q: What do you call a chilly dog sitting on bunny? A: A Cold dog on a bun.

I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.