My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.

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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

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Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog, Skipper, had recently died. "You know," Mom said, "it's not so bad. Skipper's probably up in Heaven right now, having a grand old time with God." Susie stopped crying and asked, "What would God want with a dead dog?"

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Q: Why do police dogs lick their balls? A: To get the taste of negro out of thier mouths

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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

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