Yo' Mama is so nasty, when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

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What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!

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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

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Q: Why do police dogs lick their balls? A: To get the taste of negro out of thier mouths

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