Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!

 251

0  

A woman walks into a bar with her 5 pound Chihuahua and sits down next to this guy, whom she notices is feeling a little bit queasy. A few minutes go buy and the guy looks at her and blows his chunks. He looks down and sees the little dog struggling in a pool of vomit and says, "Whoa, I don't remember eating that!"

 398

0  

What is the definition of revenge? A baby with a dog in its mouth.

 465

0  

Little Johnny: „Mom, can I get a dog at Christmas, please?"  Mother: „No, you'll be getting turkey, like every year!"

 567

3  

Q: What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog? A: After a year the dog is still happy to see you.

 344

0