Q: Why do police dogs lick their balls?
A: To get the taste of negro out of thier mouths
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Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
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Imagine being completely naked in room full of people who speak a different language and everyone wants to touch you...
This is life of a dog.
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Pavlov walks into a bar.
The phone rings, and he says, "Damn, I forgot to feed the dog."
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Question: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
Answer: The dog, because he’ll shut up after you let him in.
