Why didn’t the internet get any e-mail?
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
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Question: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
Answer: The dog, because he’ll shut up after you let him in.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.
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Why was the cannibal looking peeky?
Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
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Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
A.So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
B.So they wouldn't stop to play with every other man they see when you take them around the block.
