There were once these two blondes who were sitting around bored and alone one day. They noticed an article in the paper where they were selling bird dogs. Well they had heard that dogs make excellent companions so they went out to buy one. They brought the dog home and fell instantly in love with him. They had heard somewhere that bird dogs were smart and good at what they do. So the two blondes decided to take the dog outside and watch him do what he is was so good at doing. They tried it out a couple of times, but the blondes came off more disappointed than amazed at what the dog ... read more
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.
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How much do I owe Yo' Mama? My dog came home happy last night.
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What do you call a person in china who doesn't eat dog? A tourist.
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Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
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