A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, "Does your dog bite?" The shopkeeper says, "No, my dog does not bite." The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him. "Ouch!" He says, "I thought you said your dog does not bite!" The shopkeeper replies, "That is not my dog!"

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Q: What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog? A: After a year the dog is still happy to see you.

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A dog walks into a pub, and takes a seat. He says to the barman, "Can I have a pint of lager and a packet of crisps please". The barman says, "Wow, that's amazing! You should join the circus!" The dog replies, "Why? Do they need electricians?"

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Q: What did the Arctic wolf ask in the restaurant? A: "Are these lemmings fresh off the tundra?"

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My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.

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