Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.

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A man walks into a bar, after buying a beer he looks around the bar and sees three men and a dog playing cards. Amazed, the man wanders over and starts watching the game. Aftere watching the game for ten minutes, the man leans over to one of the other player's and whispers " Wow, that's a really smart dog!". The man whispers backs "He isn't that smart, every time he gets a good hand, he wags his tail!"

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One afternoon I was walking on a trail with my baby daughter, chatting to her about the scenery. When a man and his dog approached, I leaned down to the carriage and said, “See the doggy?” Suddenly I felt foolish talking to my baby as if she understood me. However, just as the man passed, he reached down, patted his dog, and said, “See the baby?”

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.

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What do you get if you cross a cow with a spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster? A cockerpoodlemoo.

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