Q: What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a dog have in common? A: Wet noses.

This guy sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there. "You talk?" he asks. "Yep," the mutt replies. "So, what's your story?" The mutt looks up and says, "Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was o ... read more

What is the definition of revenge? A baby with a dog in its mouth.

What do you call a person in china who doesn't eat dog? A tourist.

Would a Police-Dog arrest itself for fouling the street? Police Dog Joke Submitted by Kabogga.