Q: What is the difference between a dogs ass and liberals? A: Nancy Pelosi won't kiss a dogs ass!

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Why do police dogs lick their balls? To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.

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Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.

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My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.

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Teacher: Ramu, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his? Ramu: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

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