My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.

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Q: Why do police dogs lick their balls? A: To get the taste of negro out of thier mouths

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Would a Police-Dog arrest itself for fouling the street? Police Dog Joke Submitted by Kabogga.

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A blind man with a guide dog comes to a town square, takes the dog by the tail and starts whirling him around. „What on earth are you doing?!" asks a passer-by. The blind man replies, „Nothing, just looking around a bit."

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Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog, Skipper, had recently died. "You know," Mom said, "it's not so bad. Skipper's probably up in Heaven right now, having a grand old time with God." Susie stopped crying and asked, "What would God want with a dead dog?"

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