My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot.
It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
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Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
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How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.
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Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
A.So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
B.So they wouldn't stop to play with every other man they see when you take them around the block.
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Pavlov walks into a bar.
The phone rings, and he says, "Damn, I forgot to feed the dog."
