Doctor to Patient : The cheque which u gave me has returned back....
Patient to Doctor: The head-ache for which you gave me medicine has also returned back....
1146
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Doctor to Patient: You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
Patient: Yes. A Good Doctor.
1144
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Doctor: I’m sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live.
Patient: What do you mean by 10? 10 what? Years? Months? Weeks?!
Doctor: Nine..
Patient: What?
Doctor: Eight..
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A Cute Nurse came 4 the interview.
Doctor: What salary do U expect?
Nurse: Rs.10,000.
Doctor was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With Pleasure its 25,000.
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Patient : I always see spots before my eyes.
Doctor : Didn't the new glasses help?
Patient : Yes, they do. Now I see the spots much clearer!!!