Doctor to Patient : The cheque which u gave me has returned back.... Patient to Doctor: The head-ache for which you gave me medicine has also returned back....
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Doctor to Patient: You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die? Patient: Yes. A Good Doctor.
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Doctor: I’m sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live. Patient: What do you mean by 10? 10 what? Years? Months? Weeks?! Doctor: Nine.. Patient: What? Doctor: Eight..
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A Cute Nurse came 4 the interview. Doctor: What salary do U expect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Doctor was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With Pleasure its 25,000.
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Patient : I always see spots before my eyes. Doctor : Didn't the new glasses help? Patient : Yes, they do. Now I see the spots much clearer!!!
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