Doctor: I’m sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live. Patient: What do you mean by 10? 10 what? Years? Months? Weeks?! Doctor: Nine.. Patient: What? Doctor: Eight..

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A Cute Nurse came 4 the interview. Doctor: What salary do U expect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Doctor was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With Pleasure its 25,000.

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Patient: I keep feeling like a Dog. Doctor: How long has this been going on? Patient: Since l was a puppy.

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Doctor interviewing a Nurse: What would U do in the case of a person who has eaten poisonous roots? Nurse: Recommend a change of diet.....

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The doctor told a patient that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos. After 300 days, the patient called the doctor to report he had lost weight, but he had a problem. Doctor : 'What is the problem?' Patient : 'I am 2400 kms. from home.'

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