Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.

Mary, a horny and sexy 23 year old and a handsome, single, sexy doctor Matt have an appointment together. Doctor: Well what's your problem madam? Mary: Well, there's something wrong with my tongue. Doctor: What's wrong with it? Mary: Examine it and you'll see. Doctor: Why don't you just- Mary: EXAMINE IT! Doctor: Fine. (Starts examining tongue, confused as there is nothing wrong with it.) Mary: (Suddenly pushes tongue into Matt's mouth) Doctor: (Pulls out tongue, furiously) Oh, so that's what's wrong with your tongue, eh? It's wanting sex. I see. I can fix that. (Goes to lock door, a ... read more

I got really love sick the other day working away from home. Went to the doctors and they said it was chlamydia.

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? That's a great TV show, isn't it?

What did the blonde say to her doctor when he told her she was pregnant? "Is it mine?"