An IRS agent is lying on his psychiatrist's couch bemoaning the fact that everyone in the world hates him.
"Nonsense", says his doctor. "Everyone in the world doesn't hate you. Everyone in the United States, perhaps, but certainly not everyone in the world."
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Doctor: "Liquor is a slow poison for you."
Patient: "It’s all-right. I’m not in a hurry."
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.
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As she lay there dozing next to me a voice inside my head kept saying, "Relax, you are not the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients."
But another voice kept saying, "Howard, you are a veterinarian."
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Old doctors never die, they just lose their patience.
