Q:How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:None, the sockets go with the house.
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2 girls meet:
"Me & my husband are no longer together..."
"Why?"
"Well, could you live with a person who smokes weed, drinks, has no job and always cusses?"
"No, of course I couldn't!"
"Well he couldn't either!"
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Q: Why is divorce so costly?
A: Because its justified, despite all the trouble.
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What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
Divorced.
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Q: What comes with the new Divorced Barbie doll?
A: All Ken's stuff.
