Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? A: He thought his wife was a flake.

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Q: Why is divorce so costly? A: Because its justified, despite all the trouble.

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2 girls meet: "Me & my husband are no longer together..." "Why?" "Well, could you live with a person who smokes weed, drinks, has no job and always cusses?" "No, of course I couldn't!" "Well he couldn't either!"

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Q: What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.

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Two coworkers were talking by the water fountain one guy said, "Today I got through the first step of getting divorced." The second guy replies, "Oh, did you go to Mr. Guggenheim? Everyone goes to him for divorces." The first man replies, "No, I just got married".

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