Mickey Mouse is having a nasty divorce with Minnie Mouse. Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation. "I'm sorry Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is mentally insane..." Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was mentally insane, I said that she's fucking goofy!"

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Q: What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.

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Money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element. The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.

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Q. What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW? A. Divorcee'

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Question: What do you call a woman who has lost 95 percent of her intelligence? Answer: Divorced.

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