Q: What comes with the new Divorced Barbie doll? A: All Ken's stuff.

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Q:How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A:None, the sockets go with the house.

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Two men are discussing their lives. One says, "I’m getting married. I’m tired of a messy apartment, dirty dishes, and no clothes to wear." The other one says, "I’m getting divorced for the same reasons."

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At a divorce court a family of bears is waiting for the judge to grant custody of little bear. The judge asks the baby bear, "Do you want to live with papa bear?" The baby bear replied, "No he beats me." The judge asked, so do you want to live with mommy bear! The baby bear said, "No she beats me too." The judge asked, "Then whom do you want to live with?" The baby bear says, "The Chicago bears, they don't beat anyone!"

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Q. What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW? A. Divorcee'

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