Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? A: He thought his wife was a flake.

Q: If marriage is terrific what is divorce? A: Ten thousand!

Q: What's the distinction between getting a divorce and getting circumcised? A: When you get a divorce, you dispose of the entire prick.

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by." "No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?" "It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded. "I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?" "I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents." He said, "Do you have a real grudge?" "No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really need ... read more

Question: What do you call a woman who has lost 95 percent of her intelligence? Answer: Divorced.