Two men are discussing their lives.
One says, "I’m getting married. I’m tired of a messy apartment, dirty dishes, and no clothes to wear."
The other one says, "I’m getting divorced for the same reasons."
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Q: What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?
A: In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.
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Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are in divorce court.
"Mickey," the judge says, "I'm sorry. I can't grant you a divorce on the grounds of insanity. Minnie seems quite sane to me."
"I didn't say she was insane," exclaims Mickey. "I said she was f**king Goofy."
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Q: Why is divorce so costly?
A: Because its justified, despite all the trouble.
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Q: What comes with the new Divorced Barbie doll?
A: All Ken's stuff.
