Q. What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW? A. Divorcee'

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Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are in divorce court. "Mickey," the judge says, "I'm sorry. I can't grant you a divorce on the grounds of insanity. Minnie seems quite sane to me." "I didn't say she was insane," exclaims Mickey. "I said she was f**king Goofy."

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Q: What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.

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Question: What do you call a woman who has lost 95 percent of her intelligence? Answer: Divorced.

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Money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element. The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.

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