Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are in divorce court. "Mickey," the judge says, "I'm sorry. I can't grant you a divorce on the grounds of insanity. Minnie seems quite sane to me." "I didn't say she was insane," exclaims Mickey. "I said she was f**king Goofy."

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Q: Why is divorce so costly? A: Because its justified, despite all the trouble.

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A divorce court judge said to the husband,"Mr Geraghty,I have reviewed this case very carefully and I've decided to give your wife $800 a week." "That's very fair,your honour," he replied. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself."

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Q: What's the difference between a divorce and a circumcision? A: In a divorce, you get rid of the whole schmuck.

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Q. What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW? A. Divorcee'

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