Q: How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed? A: You wake up wet!

What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.

How do you know you're at a bulimic bachelor party? When the cake jumps out of the girl!

I love cats – they taste just like chicken.

An Ohio State University mortician student walked into the embalming room where a cadaver was lying on the table. Confident that he knew enough now to begin the procedure without his instructor, he began to examine the body. When he rolled it over, he was shocked to see a cork in the man's butt. Mystified, he pulled it out and immediately heard the University of Michigan fight song come out of the guy's butt. Shaken by what had happened, he quickly shoved the cork back into it's original resting place. He then ran to get his instructor, nervously shouting, "Sir, you must come, you ... read more