Q: How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?
A: Pick it up and suck it's dick.
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Q: What has two legs and bleeds?
A: Half a cat.
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I am a dog
And you are a flower.
I lift my leg up
And give you a shower.
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What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ?
Cancer.
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Two old ladies are at the movies.
"Psst," says one old lady. "I think the guy next to me is beating off."
"What makes you say that?"
"He's using my hand."
