What is the definition of revenge? A baby with a dog in its mouth.

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Did you hear about the man who drank 5 gallons of tea? He drowned in his teepee!

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2.

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Q: What do you call the sweat on your balls after having sex with your cousin? A: Relative humidity.

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Josi frequently attends his church Bingo club, where every week a gag doorprize is given out. One week, Josi is presented with a toilet brush. "What the hell is this?" he asks the pastor. "Why, it's a toilet brush." "Ooh, I see," says Josi. A couple weeks later, the pastor jokingly asks Josi how the brush is working. "Well, it's okay, but I think I'll go back to using paper."

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