What does the cannibal do just after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass.

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I dont understand why people say sex is good in the shower. How do you guys not get your laptop wet?

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Mommy, mommy, I don't want to visit grandma today! "Shut up and keep digging, boy."

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Q: What do you get when you put Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Doughboy together? A: A redhead with a yeast infection.

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Why can't girls play hockey? Because their pads can't last three periods.

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