How do you f*ck a fat chick? Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

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What’s sicker than driving over a baby? Skidding.

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Q: How do you eat a frog? A: You put one leg behind each ear.

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I see, said the blind man, peeing into the wind. It's all coming back to me now.

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