An asp in the grass is a snake, but a grasp in the ass is a goose.
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What's red and lies in all four corners of the room? A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw.
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Why did the zombie baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.
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How do you know you're at a bulimic bachelor party? When the cake jumps out of the girl!
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1 woman and 9 men shipwreck on a deserted island. After one week, the woman, disgusted by the things she was doing, kills herself. After another week, the men, disgusted by the things they were doing, buried her. After another week, the men, more disgusted by the things they were doing, dug her up.
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