Why doesnt a man eat out an 80 year old woman? Ever opened up a grilled cheese?
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Q: Why did the bald man cut holes in his pockets? A: He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
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Teacher asks Little Johnny to use the word 'definitely' in a sentence. Little Johnny replies, "Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?" The Teacher says, "Of course not Johnny," To which Johnny replies, "Then I have definitely shit my pants then..."
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Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.
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Q: What do you call the sweat on your balls after having sex with your cousin? A: Relative humidity.
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