How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it came from.

Q: What would Princess Diana be doing if she were alive today? A: Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

What is the sharpest thing in the world? A Fart. It goes through your pants and doesn't even leave a hole.

There once was this guy who was going on a date to the movies with a beautiful girl. Before he went, he made the mistake of eating a jumbo can of beans. Right after he picked her up, he felt the need to fart, but he figured he could wait until they got to the movies. When they got there, he asked her if she wanted some popcorn and Coke. She said sure, so he went to the restroom. The line was long, so he went back to the lobby, got the food, and went back into the theatre. When the movie was over, he goes to the bathroom again, still with a tremondously long line. So he figures he c ... read more

Q: How can you tell if you have an overbite? A: When you're eating p**sy and it tastes like sh*t.