Q: Why are men like diapers? A: They are always on your ass and full of sh*t, and thankfully, they're disposable.

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There was a young man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He dreamt that Venus was strokin' his penis And woke with a handfull of goo

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1 woman and 9 men shipwreck on a deserted island. After one week, the woman, disgusted by the things she was doing, kills herself. After another week, the men, disgusted by the things they were doing, buried her. After another week, the men, more disgusted by the things they were doing, dug her up.

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Q: Why did the gay man get fired from his job at the sperm bank? A: Drinking on the job.

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Q: What's the hardest thing about a sex change from a man to a woman? A: Inserting the anchovies

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