Q: What does an elephant use as tampon? A: A sheep.

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What went through the fly's mind as he hit the windshield? His Butt!

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Q: How do you embarrass an archaeologist? A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from

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Q: Did you hear about the couple that "96ed?" A: After they "69ed" they rolled over and sh*t in each other's hair.

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What’s sicker than driving over a baby? Skidding.

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