What did the dad say when his son said, "Dad I'm tired of walking in circles?" "Shut up kid or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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I am a dog And you are a flower. I lift my leg up And give you a shower.

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A: What does 70-year-old p***y taste like? A: Depends.

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What's green and sits in the corner? That same baby three weeks later.

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Q: Why did the gay man get fired from his job at the sperm bank? A: Drinking on the job.

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