"Where are you going to take Vampira on your date?" asked one vampire. "Oh, I thought we'd go to the movies, and then get a quick bite."

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What’s sicker than driving over a baby? Skidding.

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Q: Why is diarrhea hereditary? A: It runs in your genes.

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What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger.

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What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.

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