What's green and yellow and eats nuts? Gonorrhea.
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Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
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Q: How do you know you're in a vampire bar? A: There's a string hanging out of your Bloody Mary.
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What's the warmest organ in a dead woman's body? My dick.
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What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
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