Cannibal Son: Mom, I don't like my brother anymore. Cannibal Mother: You shut up and eat!

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? A: Gulp.

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Q: What's the difference between a freezer and a fag? A: A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

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Q: How do you know when it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? A: The big hand touches the little one.

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Q: How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed? A: You wake up wet!

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