Three men walk into a bar. The barman tells them, "If you can sit in my basement for a day, I'll give you free beer forever." The first man walks out after five minutes and says, "It's impossible, you got a swarm of flies in there." So the second man tries his luck, but can't take more than an hour. Finally, the third man goes down. When he returns a day later, the others ask him how he did it. He says, "Easy! I took a dump in one corner and sat in the other corner!"
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What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? Full.
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Q: Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? A: Finding half a worm."
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Prostitute 1: Tonight's my night I can smell c**k in the air. Prostitute 2: Oh, sorry. I burped.
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Q: What would Princess Diana be doing if she were alive today? A: Clawing at the lid of her coffin.
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