Q: What did one butt cheek say to the other? A: Together, we can stop this sh*t.
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Q: What's the difference between an epyleptic oyster shucker and a prostitute with diahrrea? A: One shucks between fits.
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Q: What is worse than waking up the morning after an orgy with pubic hair in your teeth? A: Waking up with a lump in your throat and a string hanging out of your mouth.
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Q: Why did the bald man cut holes in his pockets? A: He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
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Q: Whats the height of desperation? A: A vampire sucking blood from a sanitary napkin.
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