How do you know if Dr. Dre has a high sperm count? Eminem has to chew before swallowing.

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What is the difference between a fridge and a kid? A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.

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One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit turds. One of the boys said, "What is that?" "They're smart pills," said the other boy. "Eat them and they'll make you smarter." So he ate them and said, "These taste like crap." "See," said the other boy, "you're getting smarter already."

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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"How are your hemorrhoids?" "Swell."

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