Q: How can you tell if a bank robber is gay? A: He ties up the safe and blows the guard.
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Q: Did you hear about the annoying midget who went to a nudist colony? A: He kept getting in everyone's hair.
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Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
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Q: What's a good holiday tip? A: Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
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Q: What do you get when you mix cigarettes with hot water? A: A soggy butt.
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