Q: What is 40 feet long and smells like urine? A: Line dancing at a nursing home.
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Q: What's meaner than a pit bull with herpes? A: The guy who gave it to him.
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What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroke-n-off
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Two brunettes and a blonde are attempting to fix a roof. While they are on the roof, a herd of cattle run by and knock down the ladder and leave a big pile of poop behind. The two brunettes decide to make the blonde check how deep the poop is so they can jump down. So the blonde jumps down and yells, "It's only ankle deep." So the two brunettes jump down and scream, "What are you talking about?! It's up to our heads!" And the blonde replies, "Well, I jumped in head first."
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Q: What's the similarity between a woman and dog poop? A: The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
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