What does a cannibal eat with cheese? Pickled organs.

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What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus with a yeast infection? An itchy, twitchy twat!

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Q: What does it look like when you microwave a baby? A: I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.

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Bob: "Hey, Sue, why is there a tampon hanging out of your mouth?" Sue: "Oh my God. What did I do with my cigarette?"

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it came from.

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