Your fart's so loud, astronauts in space mistook your fart for a message from Houston!
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Q: What do parsley and pubic hair have in common? A: You push them both aside when you eat.
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There once was a girl named Suzy Brown Said no one could lay her down. Over the hill came Piss Paul Pete, With forty pounds of swinging meat. He took her in the long tall grass, Shoved his dick right up her ass. Then she blew one gnarly fart, Blew his ball two feet apart. Over the hill went Piss Paul Pete, With forty pounds of shredded meat.
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Q: How do you know when it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? A: The big hand touches the little one.
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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? A: Gulp.
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