I met a girl who used masturbate to 2 girls 1 cup.
And that kids, is how j met your mother.
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What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus with a yeast infection?
An itchy, twitchy twat!
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Q: What's worse then finding 10 zombie babies in a garbage can?
A: Finding one zombie baby in 10 garbage cans.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet?
A: Winnie the Pooh.
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There was a horny young lady named Lil,
Who fucked dynamite sticks for a thrill.
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And bits of her tits in Brazil!
