Q: What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? A: The taste

 202

0  

Why does the witch not wear panties when flying? Because she wants to get a better grip on the broom.

 177

0  

What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus with a yeast infection? An itchy, twitchy twat!

 345

0  

An old man and his wife went to the doctor's office. The doctor asked the man for a blood, urine and feces sample. The man was slightly deaf and said, "What?" The doctor said, "I need a blood, urine and feces sample." The man still looked puzzled, so his wife leaned over and yelled into his ear, "Sheldon, the doctor needs a pair of your underwear."

 277

0  

Sperm 1: How much longer tell we get to the egg? Sperm 2: We've still got a long way to go. We're only half way down the esophagus.

 189

0