Take a squirt gun into the rest room stall next to someone and shoot little drops over the wall every couple of seconds while pretending to pee.
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What do gays call hemorrhoids ? Speed bumps.
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What has 4 legs and one arm? A Doberman in a children’s playground!
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Q: What does an old woman have that a young woman doesn't? A: A belly button between her boobs.
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Q: What did one butt cheek say to the other? A: Together, we can stop this sh*t.
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