One roomate said to another, “Man, this morning I woke up with white crud around my mouth!” The other roomate said, “Oh, that's my fault, I guess I missed!”
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Sperm 1: How much longer tell we get to the egg? Sperm 2: We've still got a long way to go. We're only half way down the esophagus.
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What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.
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What’s sicker than driving over a baby? Skidding.
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