Q: What did the fool do with his first 50 cent piece? A: He Married Her

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An asp in the grass is a snake, but a grasp in the ass is a goose.

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Q: What's brown and taps on the window? A: A baby in a microwave!

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Two flies sit on a pile of poop. One fly passes gas. The other fly looks at him and says, "Hey do you mind? I'm eating here."

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Being single is cool cause you can eat a whole jar of pepperoncinis and spend the rest of the night farting spicily into the abyss.

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