Q: What's the difference between an epyleptic oyster shucker and a prostitute with diahrrea? A: One shucks between fits. 153 0
Q: What's red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets smaller and smaller? A: A vain idiot combing his hair with a potato peeler. 246 0
What is the sharpest thing in the world? A Fart. It goes through your pants and doesn't even leave a hole. 202 0
