Q: How do you get a zombie baby into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Doritos.

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Q: What do you get when you mix beans and onions? A: Tear gas.

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What's funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree? Feeding his lifeless corpse into a meat grinder.

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What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging from a ceiling fan? Hitting it with a shovel when it comes around.

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What's pink and red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes.

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