Q: What does an elephant use as tampon? A: A sheep.

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How can you tell if a porno was made in the 70's? The guys' schlongs have sideburns!

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Q: Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? A: They keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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Q: Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game? A: There was a face-off in the corner.

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Being single is cool cause you can eat a whole jar of pepperoncinis and spend the rest of the night farting spicily into the abyss.

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