Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup?
Cuz one more will make it "too farty!"
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Silence is golden.
Unless you have an infant.
Then its probably blue.
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Two old ladies are at the movies.
"Psst," says one old lady. "I think the guy next to me is beating off."
"What makes you say that?"
"He's using my hand."
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A: What does 70-year-old p***y taste like?
A: Depends.
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Birdie, birdie in the sky
Dropped some white stuff in my eye,
I'm a big girl I won't cry,
I'm just glad that cows don't fly.
