Q: Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? A: Finding half a worm."
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What does the cannibal do just after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass.
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Q: Whats the height of desperation? A: A vampire sucking blood from a sanitary napkin.
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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.
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One day there was a big lady swimming at the beach when she noticed that she had lost her top. She thought that no one would notice if she covered herself with her arms and walked overto her towel. Then a little girl came running up to her. "If you're going to drown those puppies, at least let me have the one with the cute little pink nose."
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