Q: What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? A: Kids don't eat broccoli.

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When you're neckin' with yer honey And your nose is kinda runny You might think it's funny... But it's not.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs. A: Ground Beef!

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How do you f*ck a fat chick? Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.

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Q: Why did the gay man get fired from his job at the sperm bank? A: Drinking on the job.

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