Hey, did you hear about the cannibal who arrived late to the dinner party? They gave him the cold shoulder!
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Q: Whats the height of desperation? A: A vampire sucking blood from a sanitary napkin.
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What's grosser than gross? A bloody mary with curly, brittle hairs in it!
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A woman walks into a restaurant and sits down. As she bends down to reach into her purse for her wallet, she farts loudly with the waiter right behind her. She sits abruptly back up, glares at the waiter and shouts “Stop that!” To which the waiter replies, “Sure, which way did it go?”
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Q: What's meaner than a pit bull with herpes? A: The guy who gave it to him.
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