One roomate said to another, “Man, this morning I woke up with white crud around my mouth!”
The other roomate said, “Oh, that's my fault, I guess I missed!”
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Your fart's so loud, astronauts in space mistook your fart for a message from Houston!
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What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
A salad shooter.
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Q: Why do farts smell?
A: So deaf people can enjoy them, too.
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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?
A: Gulp.
