What kind of a car does a proctologist drive? A brown Probe!

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Q: How do you eat a frog? A: You put one leg behind each ear.

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Q: What do you call a Shih-Tzu mixed with a poodle? A: A Shih-Tzpoo.

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Q: Why did the bald man cut holes in his pockets? A: He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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Did you hear about the man who took Viagra and a laxative at the same time? He didn't know if he was coming or going.

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