Q: Why doesn't Tigger have any friends? A: He plays with Pooh.
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Why are a sorority girl and a tampon similar? They are both stuck up cunts.
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Q: What's the difference between an epyleptic oyster shucker and a prostitute with diahrrea? A: One shucks between fits.
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Q: What's red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets smaller and smaller? A: A vain idiot combing his hair with a potato peeler.
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What is the sharpest thing in the world? A Fart. It goes through your pants and doesn't even leave a hole.
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