Q: What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public? A: A private tooter.
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Five men and one woman wash up on a desert island after a shipwreck. Before long they are all getting pretty horny so they all make a deal. Each man will marry the woman for one week at a time, at which point the next man in line will marry her and so on. All the men get sex every five weeks and the woman gets sex as often as she wants with a different man each week. The situation works wonderfully for five years. When the woman suddenly dies... The first week after wasn't too bad. The second week was geting sort of bad. The third week was getting pretty bad. The fourth week ... read more
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Q: What does a plumber need to know about his job? A: Sh*t runs downhill and payday is on Friday.
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Q: What's a good holiday tip? A: Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
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What's red and sits in a corner? A baby playing with a razor blade.
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