What’s funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!
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The bartender looks a little worried, but asks him what would he like.
"A cup of boiled water please"
"Water? I thought you guys drank blood"
"Today I was in the mood for tea", says the vampire while taking out a tampon.
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Q: What's the hardest thing about a sex change from a man to a woman?
A: Inserting the anchovies
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A: What does 70-year-old p***y taste like?
A: Depends.
