What's the warmest organ in a dead woman's body?
My dick.
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Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blowjob?
A: The blowjob.
You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but you just can't beat a blowjob.
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Another name for a vagina is a cockpit
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What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
When you take sausage out of the fridge it doesn't fart.
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Take a squirt gun into the rest room stall next to someone and shoot little drops over the wall every couple of seconds while pretending to pee.
