A farmer and a son live on a farm. The farmer is sitting in the kitchen when his son comes in from the barn with a large glass of white liquid. He is so excited because he's just milked a cow. Then he takes a big drink from the glass. His father just stares at him. "Son, we don't have a cow. We have a bull."

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I met a girl who used masturbate to 2 girls 1 cup. And that kids, is how j met your mother.

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Silence is golden. Unless you have an infant. Then its probably blue.

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A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.

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What’s harder to do than nailing a baby to a tree? Nailing it to a dead puppy.

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