What is the definition of revenge? A baby with a dog in its mouth.
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Hey, did you hear about the cannibal who arrived late to the dinner party? They gave him the cold shoulder!
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
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Three drifters are roaming the countryside for some time. They come upon a small farmhouse with crops planted around it. They are very hungry, thirsty, and tired so the first guy suggests they steal some food. The second says they should ask for food, so he then goes up and knocks on the door and an old, ugly lady answers. He asks for food and she agrees - but only under one condition. They must have sex with her. The first drifter says no, the lady is too ugly, and goes back into the woods. The third guy is very hungry and agrees. He enters the cottage and goes into a corner near ... read more
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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs. A: Ground Beef!
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