What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging from a ceiling fan? Hitting it with a shovel when it comes around.
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Q: Whats the Diffenence between kinky and perverted? A1: Kinky is when you tickle your girl friends ass with a feather. A2: Perverted is when you use the whole chicken...
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Q: What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm? A: "How are we supposed to find an egg in all this sh*t?"
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What do Mario LeMieux and Courtney Love have in common? They both shower after three periods!
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what is the diffrent between a chicken and a prostute chicken goes cockadoodle do prostute goes any cock will do.
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