Q: How many hipsters does it take to flush a toilet? A: You can't touch that toilet, it's art.

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Q: What's grosser than gross? A: Two vampires fighting over a used tampon.

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How do you unload a truck of zombie babies? With a pitchfork.

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Q: How can you tell if you're in a gay church? A: Only half the congregation is kneeling.

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How is parsley like pubic hair? You push it aside to eat, and sometimes it gets stuck between your teeth after meals.

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