What’s funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!
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What's green and yellow and eats nuts?
Gonorrhea.
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What’s sicker than driving over a baby?
Skidding.
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What's grosser than gross?
When you throw your underwear and it sticks to the wall.
What's grosser than that?
When you come back an hour later and it's moved up three feet.
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Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After 10 years the job still sucks.
