What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.

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How does herpes leave the hospital? On crotches.

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What does the cannibal do just after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass.

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Cannibal Son: Mom, I don't like my brother anymore. Cannibal Mother: You shut up and eat!

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

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