What's pink and red and silver and crawls into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
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Q: What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his boyfriend?
A: He wiped.
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Two old ladies are at the movies.
"Psst," says one old lady. "I think the guy next to me is beating off."
"What makes you say that?"
"He's using my hand."
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What went through the fly's mind as he hit the windshield?
His Butt!
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How do you unload a truck of zombie babies?
With a pitchfork.
