A doctor complains to his colleagues about the sanitary problems at a latex glove factory in Mexico. "Workers stick their hands in melted latex and then dip their hands in a vat of cooling water to solidify the latex. The glove is then thrown in a finished products box." His colleagues are disgusted by the lack of care taken in keeping the gloves sanitary. "That's not all," says the doctor. "You don't even want to know how they make their condoms!"

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Q: What can popsicles do that men can't? A: Come in five flavors.

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Q: Why is it a bad idea for two butt cheeks to get married? A: Because they part for every little shit.

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When you're neckin' with yer honey And your nose is kinda runny You might think it's funny... But it's not.

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Two cannibals are eating dinner and one says, "I hate my mother-in-law." The other replies, "Well, just eat your noodles, then."

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