This is a visual joke. Blow some cigarette smoke into a shoe, what do you have? A palestinian waiting for the bus.

 196

0  

Q: What is 40 feet long and smells like urine? A: Line dancing at a nursing home.

 795

0  

Yo mamma’s so hairy, last night I confused here with a bush and pissed on her!

 245

0  

Q: Why did the bald man cut holes in his pockets? A: He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

 197

0  

Two girls take a walk on a hot summer day. They see an old lady sitting in front of her house eating watermelon. They notice she isn't wearing any panties. "Is it cooler without panties?" they ask. She says, "I don't know if it's cooler, but it sure keeps the flies off the watermelon."

 297

1