What does a cannibal eat with cheese?
Pickled organs.
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Q: Why did Captain Kirk piss on the roof of the Enterprise?
A: To boldly go where no man has gone before.
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Why do women always fart only when they go to the bathroom?
They have to blow dry—and there's nothing to shake.
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Q: What's the ultimate rejection?
A: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
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One roomate said to another, “Man, this morning I woke up with white crud around my mouth!”
The other roomate said, “Oh, that's my fault, I guess I missed!”
