1 woman and 9 men shipwreck on a deserted island. After one week, the woman, disgusted by the things she was doing, kills herself. After another week, the men, disgusted by the things they were doing, buried her. After another week, the men, more disgusted by the things they were doing, dug her up.

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What did the dad say when his son said, "Dad I'm tired of walking in circles?" "Shut up kid or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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If I wanted some comeback, I'd wipe it off your chin!

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At a rally John McCain was asked if he wore boxers or briefs. He replied, "Depends."

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Q: Why did the gay man get fired from his job at the sperm bank? A: Drinking on the job.

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