What do you call an incestuous nephew? An aunt-eater.
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A girl was a prostitute, but she did not want her grandma to know. One day the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel and she was among them. The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up along the driveway. Suddenly the girl's grandma came by and saw her. "Why are you standing in line, dear?" she asked. Not willing to let her grandma know the truth, the girl told her that the policemen were passing out free oranges. "Why, that is awfully nice of them! I think I'll get some for myself," said the grandma. A policeman went down the line, ... read more
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Q: How do you know when it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? A: The big hand touches the little one.
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How is parsley like pubic hair? You push it aside to eat, and sometimes it gets stuck between your teeth after meals.
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Q: Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? A: They keep falling through the holes in his hands.
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