What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.

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Q: What is worse than ten dead people in one trashcan? A: One dead person in ten trashcans!

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Jim and Lena were driving around the countryside when they ran over a skunk. "We better take the skunk to the vet, Lena. Just put the skunk between your legs to keep it warm." "But, Jim, what about the smell?" "Don't worry, Lena. The skunk will get used to it."

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"How are your hemorrhoids?" "Swell."

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At a rally John McCain was asked if he wore boxers or briefs. He replied, "Depends."

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