This is a visual joke. Blow some cigarette smoke into a shoe, what do you have? A palestinian waiting for the bus.

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Q: What's red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets smaller and smaller? A: A vain idiot combing his hair with a potato peeler.

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Two hunters are stalking through the forest when one says to the other that he has to take a dump. "Well, go in the bushes." "What should I use to wipe my ass?" "Use a dollar bill." A few minutes later the hunter steps out of the bushes with s**t all over his hands. "What happened?" asks his friend. "I didn't have a dollar bill, so I used four quarters."

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I love cats – they taste just like chicken.

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Q: What's the difference between hockey player and hippie girl? A: Hockey player will take shower after 3 periods.

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