Q: Why did Captain Kirk piss on the roof of the Enterprise? A: To boldly go where no man has gone before.
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What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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Q: What did the maxi pad say to the fart? A: You are the wind beneath my wings.
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Five men and one woman wash up on a desert island after a shipwreck. Before long they are all getting pretty horny so they all make a deal. Each man will marry the woman for one week at a time, at which point the next man in line will marry her and so on. All the men get sex every five weeks and the woman gets sex as often as she wants with a different man each week. The situation works wonderfully for five years. When the woman suddenly dies... The first week after wasn't too bad. The second week was geting sort of bad. The third week was getting pretty bad. The fourth week ... read more
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What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys? Rhesus Pieces.
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