Q: What do you get when you mix cigarettes with hot water? A: A soggy butt.
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What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See ya next month.
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Q: Did you hear about the annoying midget who went to a nudist colony? A: He kept getting in everyone's hair.
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Three robbers break into a bank, but when they open the safe, they find only boxes. One robber opens a box and finds cups full of yogurt. "We didn't find any money, but we got something to eat," he tells his partners. They eat their fill and leave. The next morning's newspaper headline reads, "World's Largest Sperm Bank Robbed."
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Q: Why does a dog lick himself? A: He can't make a fist.
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