The bartender looks a little worried, but asks him what would he like.
"A cup of boiled water please"
"Water? I thought you guys drank blood"
"Today I was in the mood for tea", says the vampire while taking out a tampon.
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Two men and a woman were the sole survivors of a pleasure cruise ship that sank in the Bermuda Triangle.
They made it to an uninhabited island.
Two weeks later the woman jumped off a cliff because she was so ashamed of what she was doing.
Two weeks after that the two men buried her because they were so ashamed of what they were doing.
Two more weeks passed by and the men dug her up again–being so ashamed of what they were doing.
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Q: How can you tell if you have an overbite?
A: When you're eating p**sy and it tastes like sh*t.
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What does the cannibal do just after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.
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How do you f*ck a fat chick?
Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.
