What's pink and red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes.
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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs, with a ten inch penis? A: "Partially disabled."
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How did Captain Hook die? He wiped his bum with the wrong hand!
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Q: Why did the gay guy think his lover was cheating on him? A: He came home shit faced.
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Bob walks into a public bathroom and notices a guy with no arms standing next to a urinal. As Bob takes care of his business, he wonders how the poor soul is going to take a leak. Bob finishes and heads for the door, but figures he should ask the man if he needs help. "Oh yes please!?" the man cries. "You have a kind heart, sir," says the man with no arms. But as Bob goes ahead, unzips the man, and pulls his willy out, he encounters all kinds of mold, red bumps, moles, scabs, scars, and other unpleasant-looking things. The armless man asks Bob to kindly point it... then shake it, put ... read more
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