Q: Why do men snore when they lie on their backs? A: Because when their balls fall over their a**holes, they vapor-lock.

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Did you hear about the 120-pound guy with the 30-pound testicles? People say he was half-nuts!

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If I wanted some comeback, I'd wipe it off your chin!

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An old man and his wife went to the doctor's office. The doctor asked the man for a blood, urine and feces sample. The man was slightly deaf and said, "What?" The doctor said, "I need a blood, urine and feces sample." The man still looked puzzled, so his wife leaned over and yelled into his ear, "Sheldon, the doctor needs a pair of your underwear."

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Do you know what would be sick? If you sat in Santa's lap and you felt him get a boner. Do you know what would be even worse? If he stood up and you were still sitting in his lap.

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