What is more disgusting than a pile of 100 dead babies? One live one in the middle is eating its way out.
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A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong, mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep.  The little guy starts to feel a little airsick, but he's afraid to wake the big guy up to ask if he can go to the toilet. He knows he can't climb over him, and so the little guy is sitting there, looking at the big guy, trying to decide what to do. Suddenly, the plane hits an air pocket and an uncontrollable wave of nausea passes through the little guy. He can't hold it in any longer and he pukes ... read more
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I love cats – they taste just like chicken.
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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs, with a ten inch penis? A: "Partially disabled."
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What's red and lies in all four corners of the room? A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw.
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