How can you tell if a porno was made in the 70's? The guys' schlongs have sideburns!
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Some advice for guys: When the red river's flowin', take the dirt road.
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What is the sharpest thing in the world? A Fart. It goes through your pants and doesn't even leave a hole.
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Jeremy and Kris walk down the street and see a dog licking himself. Jeremy says, "Man, I wish I could do that!" Kris replies, "I think you'd have to pet him first."
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Q: Why did Captain Kirk piss on the roof of the Enterprise? A: To boldly go where no man has gone before.
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