A guy walks into a pharmacy and buys a pack of condoms. The cashier asks him if he wants a bag. He responds, "No, she's not that ugly."

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What do you say to a virgin? Thanks for nothing!

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Boy - "dear Santa, for xmas, I would like a baby brother." Santa - "Send me your mother."

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If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get layed off?

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip.

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