Q: Why did dinosaurs have sex under water? A: You try to keep five hundred pounds of pussy wet!

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A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.

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Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus.

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Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.

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