Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur?…… Mega-sore-ass.

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Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?" Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?" Jack: "Prontosaurus."

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.

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