Q: Why did dinosaurs have sex under water? A: You try to keep five hundred pounds of pussy wet!

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A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.

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Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur?…… Mega-sore-ass.

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Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris. Once.

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