A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.

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Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.

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A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.

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Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris. Once.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur?…… Mega-sore-ass.

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