Q: How did the first man die from using Viagra? A: The tablet got stuck in his throat and he died from a stiff neck.

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The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a Godfather with a lawyer? A: An offer you can't understand.

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Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.

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Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.

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