Blonde: Officer theres like a thousand dead people here! Cop: Okay, calm down. Where are you? Blonde: The cemetery! Cop: *facepalm* 269 0
Where does the devil go when he dies? He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks. 66 0
Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later. 131 0
Q: How does an English man know that his wife has died? A: Sex is still the same but the dishes are stacked in the sink. 293 0
