Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles? A: Because his wife died.

Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.

Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris? The only good news is you know when you will die.

Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.

Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven, where they are met at the Perly Gates by St. Peter. He says, "Ladies, you all led such wonderful lives, that I’m granting you six months to go back to Earth and be anyone you want." The first nun says, "I want-a to be Sophia Loren" and *poof!* she’s gone. The second says, "I want-a to be Madonna" and *poof!* she’s gone. The third says, "I want-a to be Sara Pipalini." St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he says. "Sara Pipalini" replies the nun. St. Peter shakes his head and says "I’m sorry but that name just doesn’t ring a bell." The nun then ta ... read more