Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
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Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Noah - he was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation.
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Boy’s father come back from uk & was calling his wife.
Boy:- papa mom has died.
father slaped boy & said why u dont inform me when i was in America
Boy :- i thought i will give u a surprise.
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Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
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Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke.
The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
