Q: Why should Democrats be buried 100 feet deep? A: Because deep down, they're really good people. 866 0
Question: How can you tell if your wife is dead? Answer: The sex will be the same but the dishes will pile up. 308 0
Did you hear about the guy they found dead with his head in his cornflakes? The police thought it was a cereal killer. 248 0
When I die, I wanna go like my grandpa... peacefully... sleeping... unlike the passengers in his car. 376 0
