Q: How do you drown a hipster? A: In the mainstream.
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A man is at his lawyer's funeral and and is surprised by the turnout for this one man. He turns to the people around him. "Why are you all at this man's funeral?" A man turns towards him and says, "We're all clients." "And you ALL came to pay your respects? How touching." "No, we came to make sure he was dead."
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. After all, he did kill Hitler.
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Q: What's the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? A: Hey y'all... Watch this!
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