Blonde: Officer theres like a thousand dead people here! Cop: Okay, calm down. Where are you? Blonde: The cemetery! Cop: *facepalm*
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Where does the devil go when he dies? He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.
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Q: How does an English man know that his wife has died? A: Sex is still the same but the dishes are stacked in the sink.
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