Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.

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Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.

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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"

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Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.

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Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.

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