A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman:
"And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked.
She simply replied, "No peer pressure."
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Curiosity didn't kill the cat.
Chuck Norris did.
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Question: How do you call a woman who always knows where her husband is?
Answer: A widow.
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
