Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

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What do a bungee jump and a Hooker have in common? They're both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're dead.

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I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train. He was chuffed to bits.

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You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.

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Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.

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