Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.

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Two friends meet each other on the street.”Hello! Where are you coming from?” asked Bill.” Oh, don’t ask me! I’m coming from the cemetery. I just buried my mother-in-law” replied Sid. ”I’m so sorry!” said Bill, “But why is your face scratched all over?”. ”It wasn’t so easy!” said Sid, “She put on a hell of a fight!”

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Patient: "I am sorry to call you to my house so far away from your chamber at this time of night." Doctor: "Don’t worry. I have another patient near here. So I can Kill two birds with one stone."

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The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.

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