Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Someone call CSI.
I just killed my workout.
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Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to.
He knows CPR.
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder.
Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky.
Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
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Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
