When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.

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Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles? A: Because his wife died.

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Two chemists go into a restaurant. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" - and he died.

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Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.

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If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.

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