If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
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An elderly couple was just settled down for bed when the old man realized he left the lights on in the greenhouse in the back yard. Then they heard voices. Three men had broken into the greenhouse. Scared, they called the police. The dispatcher replied, he would send an officer as soon as one became available as they were all out on calls. The old man waited for a few minutes and called Dispatch again. He told Dispatch, "Don't worry about sending an officer, I shot the robbers and now the dogs are eating their bodies!" In no time at all, police were all over the place and captured the r ... read more
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Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Chuck Norris did.
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Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
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Did you hear about that music composer who commited suicide? He didn't even leave a note.
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