Songs are not going to make us do anything we would not ordinarily do. Because if that was the case, the song "Achy Breaky Heart" would have made me kill somebody about a year ago.
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Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.
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Q: What is worse than ten dead people in one trashcan? A: One dead person in ten trashcans!
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When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
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Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs.
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