Q: What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew? A: Harry Potter escaped the chamber. 1430 0
What do a bungee jump and a Hooker have in common? They're both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're dead. 289 0
Woman patient: "Doctor I was suffering so much that I wanted to die." Doctor: "You did the right thing to call me." 378 0
I watched Justin Bieber get shot in CSI and my brother asked "Why are you crying?" I said "Because he didn't die in real life" 434 0
