Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead. Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life. 88 0
When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris. 143 1
Who's the biggest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that b*tch swallowed balls till she died. 1083 0