If I could bring one dead person back to life I'd bring back Walt Disney.
Just to show him the shows on Disney channel and see his reaction...
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Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
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Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died?
A: A black widow.
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There was a blonde who tried to hang herself and a diffrent blonde came in and saw her hanging from her stomach and said," your supposed to hang yourself from your neck.
And she said," i tried that but i couldnt breath.
