The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.

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My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.

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The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.

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A few days after her husband's death, a grieving widow accidentally receives an e-mail from a man waiting for his wife in Miami. The e-mail reads: Dearest Wife, Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P.S. Sure is hot down here.

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I'm going to celebrate Halloween the same way I always do... by murdering a bunch of teens by the lake. Sincerely, Michael Myers

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