Q: Why should Democrats be buried 100 feet deep? A: Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Question: How can you tell if your wife is dead? Answer: The sex will be the same but the dishes will pile up.
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Did you hear about the guy they found dead with his head in his cornflakes? The police thought it was a cereal killer.
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When I die, I wanna go like my grandpa... peacefully... sleeping... unlike the passengers in his car.
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Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
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