The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.

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One day little Johnny was digging a hole in his back yard. The next-door neighbor spotted him and decided to investigate. "Hello Johnny, what are you up to?" he asked. "My goldfish died and I'm gonna bury him," Johnny replied. "That's a really big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" asked the neighbor. "That's because he's inside your cat!"

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If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.

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Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

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