Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
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A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. After all, he did kill Hitler.
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Q: How do you drown a hipster? A: In the mainstream.
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