Q: Where do suicide bombers go after they die? A: Everywhere!

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Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a Godfather with a lawyer? A: An offer you can't understand.

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Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."

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Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.

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