Why did Steve Jobs live his last moments in regret? They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, his iPhone 4S didn't have a Flash player installed!

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Patient: "Doctor, I want to thank you for your great medicine." The doctor was very much pleased. He asked: "Did it really help you?" Patient: "It helped me wonderfully." Doctor: "How many bottled did you find it necessary to take?" Patient: "I did not take any of it. My uncle took one bottle and I am his sole heir."

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How did Captain Hook die? He wiped his bum with the wrong hand!

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Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.

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Q: What's the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? A: Hey y'all... Watch this!

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