A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly.
Lorraine dies suddenly.
At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
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Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
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Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured.
It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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Chuck Norris once stared death in the face...
Death pissed his pants.
