Woman patient: "Doctor I was suffering so much that I wanted to die." Doctor: "You did the right thing to call me."

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We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.

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A man returns home and find his wife with his best friend. He takes out the gun and shoots his friend to death. His wife: "Listen, if you stay in such character, you will lose all your friends."

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Roses are red tulips are black. You'd look great with a knife in your back.

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Patient: "Doctor, I want to thank you for your great medicine." The doctor was very much pleased. He asked: "Did it really help you?" Patient: "It helped me wonderfully." Doctor: "How many bottled did you find it necessary to take?" Patient: "I did not take any of it. My uncle took one bottle and I am his sole heir."

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