Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
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Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.
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Chuck Norris will never die. The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
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Chuck Norris never dies. And of course, he will also never fade away.
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Little Johnny's Chemistry teacher wanted to teach his class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he set up an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms. "Now, class. Observe what happens to the two the worms," said the professor putting the first worm in the glass of water. The worm in the water moved about, twisting and seemingly unharmed. He then dropped the second work in the whiskey glass. It writhed in pain for a moment, then quickly sank to the bottom and died. "Now kids, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" he asked. Little John ... read more
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