What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

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How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day? You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a bouquet of roses up his ass.

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Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.

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What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.

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