How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.

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What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends how hard you throw them.

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What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.

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