How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.
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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends how hard you throw them.
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Q: Whats worse then a barrel of dead babies? A: There is one at the bottom that is still alive. Q: Whats worse then that? A: He has to eat his way out. Q: Whats worse then that? A: He goes back for more.
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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
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