What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.

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What has more brains than a dead baby? The wall behind it.

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How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day? You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a bouquet of roses up his ass.

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