How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it’s head.
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What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion.
You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
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Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.
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How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.
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Q: Whats worse then a barrel of dead babies?
A: There is one at the bottom that is still alive.
Q: Whats worse then that?
A: He has to eat his way out.
Q: Whats worse then that?
A: He goes back for more.