How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends how hard you throw them.

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What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.

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