What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!

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What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.

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What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends how hard you throw them.

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What’s funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!

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