How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.

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What’s funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!

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What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.

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Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

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