How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.
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What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!
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What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning?
Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
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How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it’s head.
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Q: Whats worse then a barrel of dead babies?
A: There is one at the bottom that is still alive.
Q: Whats worse then that?
A: He has to eat his way out.
Q: Whats worse then that?
A: He goes back for more.
