What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.

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What has more brains than a dead baby? The wall behind it.

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What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.

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How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day? You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a bouquet of roses up his ass.

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