What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

 1560

0  

How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.

 1689

0  

What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.

 1806

0  

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!

 1050

0  

What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!

 2197

1