What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

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What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.

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What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life? You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.

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What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.

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