What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
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Q: Whats worse then a barrel of dead babies?
A: There is one at the bottom that is still alive.
Q: Whats worse then that?
A: He has to eat his way out.
Q: Whats worse then that?
A: He goes back for more.
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What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday?
A dead puppy!
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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends how hard you throw them.
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How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day?
You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a bouquet of roses up his ass.
