Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.

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Son: Dad do you remember your first blowjob? Dad: Ohhh yeah I do! Son: How did it taste? Dad: Get out.

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A boy went into a hoare house and said he wanted an AIDS's infected prostitute. The woman at reception said room 9 top of the hall. He went to the room and did his business.When he was leaving she asked him why he wanted her she being aids infected. The boy answered,"When I go home i'll sleep with the babysitter then my dad will sleep with the babysitter then my dad will sleep with my mam then in the morning my mam will fuck the milkman and thats the BASTARD that ran over my dog.

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Mummy, mummy, why is daddy swaying in the backyard? Shut up, and give me more bullets.

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An internet maniac boy asks his father: Daddy, why do we have five fingers if the mouse has only two buttons?

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