Q: Why did the cowboy have sh*t in his mustache? A: Cuz he'd been lookin for love in all the wrong places.

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Q: If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it? A: The horse's name is Friday!

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Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.

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Q. What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats? A. Cowboy hats are for ass holes.

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What do you call a take-out low-calorie meal for a cowboy? A Saddle Light Dish.

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