What is the definition of "derange"? De place where de cowboys ride.

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Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired? A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!

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The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a donkey walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the donkey's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!" "Not really," said the donkey. "Your name is written inside the cover."

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What do you call a take-out low-calorie meal for a cowboy? A Saddle Light Dish.

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Q: Why did the cowboy have sh*t in his mustache? A: Cuz he'd been lookin for love in all the wrong places.

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