How do you join the police? Handcuff them together.

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A man was made the police chief in a nudist colony. He liked the job, but putting on the badge was murder!

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When customs finds something in your butt, how do you act surprised?

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A man fell out of a tenth-story window. He's lying on the ground with a big crowd around him. A cop walks over and says, "What happened?" The guy says, "I don't know, I just got here."

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Little Johnny's class were on an outing to their local police station where they saw pictures, of the ten most wanted men, tacked to a bulletin board. On the way out of the police station Little Johnny said to the officer, "It was so nice of you to put my daddy's picture up there."

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