Q: What did the police do when 241 hares got loose? A: They combed the area!

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What did the policeman say to his belly button? You're under a vest!

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.

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The murderer was holed up in his house, and the SWAT team was trying to get him out. A cop got on the bullhorn and said, "Come on out, or I'm going to come in there and drag you out!" The murderer called back, "I'm warning you. If you don't wipe your feet when you come in, my wife'll kill us both!"

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Police Officer: "How high are you?" Pothead: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?"

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