Girl: OMG, You look so much better when you don’t wear your glasses
Boy: Well, You look better when I don’t wear my glasses too.
990
2
A teacher is talking to a student.
Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.
1005
0
Relative: Son, what’s your age?
Guy: 25
Relative: it’s an age of marriage, son. When will you marry?
Guy: Very soon. And what’s your age, uncle?
Relative: 70
Guy: it’s an age of death, uncle. When will you die?
842
0
John: Bro I’ve invited 17 people to watch a movie, would you come?
Bro: ok John, but why so many people?
John: Because the DVD said “Only 18+ viewers.”
Bro: Wait, what?
854
0
Mom: Do you think I’m a bad mom Jimmy?
Son: Mom, my name is Jack!
