John: Bro I’ve invited 17 people to watch a movie, would you come?
Bro: ok John, but why so many people?
John: Because the DVD said “Only 18+ viewers.”
Bro: Wait, what?
765
0
Q: What has many keys but can't open any doors?
A: A piano.
788
0
Boy: (calls 911) Hello, I need your help!
911: Alright, What is it?
Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!
911: So what’s your emergency?
Boy: The ugly one is winning.
777
0
Girl: OMG, You look so much better when you don’t wear your glasses
Boy: Well, You look better when I don’t wear my glasses too.
900
2
Wife: Look at that drunk guy
Husband: Who is he?
Wife: 10 years ago he proposed me and I rejected him
Husband: Oh my God. He is still celebrating.
