Boy: (calls 911) Hello, I need your help!
911: Alright, What is it?
Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!
911: So what’s your emergency?
Boy: The ugly one is winning.
920
0
Graham Alexander Bell: I used to study under a candle
William Shakespeare: I used to study under street light
Mr. Bean: What did you guys do during the daytime?
910
0
Salesgirl: Sir No smoking in the shop
Man: But I purchased cigarette from your shop.
Salesgirl: Sir we sell condoms too.
870
0
A teacher is talking to a student.
Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.
1095
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Q: What has many keys but can't open any doors?
A: A piano.
