Girl: OMG, You look so much better when you don’t wear your glasses Boy: Well, You look better when I don’t wear my glasses too.
 990
2  

A teacher is talking to a student. Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework? Student: No, he did it all by himself.
 1005
0  

Relative: Son, what’s your age? Guy: 25 Relative: it’s an age of marriage, son. When will you marry? Guy: Very soon. And what’s your age, uncle? Relative: 70 Guy: it’s an age of death, uncle. When will you die?
 842
0  

John: Bro I’ve invited 17 people to watch a movie, would you come? Bro: ok John, but why so many people? John: Because the DVD said “Only 18+ viewers.” Bro: Wait, what?
 854
0  

Mom: Do you think I’m a bad mom Jimmy? Son: Mom, my name is Jack!
 840
0