David: I love her so much
Richard: She’s just 14 and you are 28
David: Age is just a number
Richard: And jail is just a room
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On a crowded bus, one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed.
"What's the matter? Are you sick?"
"No, I'm okay. It's just that I hate to see an old lady standing."
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Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!
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Mom: Do you think I’m a bad mom Jimmy?
Son: Mom, my name is Jack!
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Boy 1: Can a woman make you a millionaire?
Boy 2: Yes! If you are a billionaire!!
