Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
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Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
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A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen.” The surprised salesman replies, “But, madam, computers do not have curtains.” And the blonde said, “Helloooo…. I’ve got Windows!”
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Who said Windows 98 is a virus was wrong. Why? Because a virus does something.
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