I’ve invented a human computer. When he does a mistake he blames another computer.

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Bill Gates and Jim Cannavino from IBM are arguing about the future of 32-bit operating systems. They decide to throw a coin. Cannavino: "If the number is up, OS/2 will be the new standard, if it’s head Windows95 will be the new standard." Gates: "Hey, you forgot Windows NT." Cannavino: "No, I didn’t. If the coin falls on end, Windows NT will be the future."

 428

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Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.

 568

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I dont understand why people say sex is good in the shower. How do you guys not get your laptop wet?

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Put tape over the optical sensor of someone's mouse.

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