Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
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Programmer.
A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.
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If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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Q: What did the dentist say to the computer?
A: This won't hurt a byte
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How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist?
An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
