Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house? A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.
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Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
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I love pressing F5. It's so refreshing.
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An internet maniac boy asks his father: Daddy, why do we have five fingers if the mouse has only two buttons?
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
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