Windows, the world's first commercially successful virus!
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When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
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The computer programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball." Son: "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"
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Programmer. A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.
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If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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