Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house?
A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
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Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.
