Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte

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Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, they just declare darkness the standard!

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UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

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Put tape over the optical sensor of someone's mouse.

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Bill Gates and Jim Cannavino from IBM are arguing about the future of 32-bit operating systems. They decide to throw a coin. Cannavino: "If the number is up, OS/2 will be the new standard, if it’s head Windows95 will be the new standard." Gates: "Hey, you forgot Windows NT." Cannavino: "No, I didn’t. If the coin falls on end, Windows NT will be the future."

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