Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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What do computers eat when they get hungry? "Chips."
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Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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The stock market really plummeted today, but luckily there is a computer chip that is used to turn off the board if it gets too low. The Cubs have the same chip in there scoreboard.
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Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
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