Pull on a coworker is to press ctrl+print screen on their workstation, then paste it into Paint, save the pic, and set it as the desktop background. Move all of their icons to the trash. When they get back to their desk, clicking won't accomplish anything!

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Two computers in the same LAN chatting one night: PC1: I was having a nightmare last night, it was so horrible. PC2: Why, what did you dream about ? PC1: I was sleeping, dreaming 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 when all of a sudden a 2 popped up!

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Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.

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Programmer. A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.

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A system administrator has 2 problems: - dumb users - smart users

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