Customer: “I can’t seem to connect to the Internet.” Tech Support: “Ah, right. What operating system are you running?” Customer: “Netscape.” Tech Support: “No, what version of Windows are you using?” Customer: “Uhhh…Hewlett Packard?” Tech Support: “No, Right click on ‘My Computer,’ and select properties on the menu.” Customer: “Your computer? It’s my computer!”

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When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."

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Who said Windows 98 is a virus was wrong. Why? Because a virus does something.

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Put tape over the optical sensor of someone's mouse.

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Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea. Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood.

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