A Help desk guy speaking to a lady user... Help desk: Double click on "My Computer". Lady: I can't see your computer... Help desk: No... click on "My Computer" on your computer. Lady: How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer?! Help desk: There is an icon labelled "My Computer" on your computer... double click on it... Lady: What the hell is your computer doing on my computer?

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The computer programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball." Son: "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"

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Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.

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Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.

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What does a blonde do when her laptop computer freezes? She sticks it in the microwave.

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