How do you know when an Asian breaks into your home? Your house is clean, your computer is fixed, and their still pulling out of your driveway.
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Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
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Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
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Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea. Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood.
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