I’ve invented a human computer. When he does a mistake he blames another computer.
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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen.” The surprised salesman replies, “But, madam, computers do not have curtains.” And the blonde said, “Helloooo…. I’ve got Windows!”
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How come the women loves the PC? It’s easier to turn on!
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What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1
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