I dont understand why people say sex is good in the shower. How do you guys not get your laptop wet?
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Man: Hello, my computer is reporting a fatal error! Customer Support: Well there's nothing we can do now, you should have called us when it was still critical!
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Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!
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Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
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If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.
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