Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea. Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood.
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Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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I like my women how I like my laptop. Sat on my lap, turned on & completely virus free.
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