Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.
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Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
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Why is a woman different from a PC? A woman won't accept a 3½" floppy.
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Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house? A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
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Windows, the world's first commercially successful virus!
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