There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

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Thers a Blonde at a computer trying to play a game and it says "press any key to begin" and shes looking at the computer trying to find the any key

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A press release: "Yesterday, for the first time a hacker was convicted of network penetration and went to jail to serve a 12 years sentence. According to the data of the central computer of the police, the hacker goes to liberty the day after tomorrow because of expiration of the sentence."

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What do computers eat when they get hungry? "Chips."

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How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer? It's not there...

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