I dont understand why people say sex is good in the shower. How do you guys not get your laptop wet?

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Bill Gates and Jim Cannavino from IBM are arguing about the future of 32-bit operating systems. They decide to throw a coin. Cannavino: "If the number is up, OS/2 will be the new standard, if it’s head Windows95 will be the new standard." Gates: "Hey, you forgot Windows NT." Cannavino: "No, I didn’t. If the coin falls on end, Windows NT will be the future."

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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.

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Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.

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A system administrator has 2 problems: - dumb users - smart users

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