If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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I’ve invented a human computer. When he does a mistake he blames another computer.
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Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.
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Q:Why did the computer lose its trust relationship with the domain? A:Because it was corrupted in active directory and needed to be removed and re-added again!
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Microsoft Office doesn't correct Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris correct Microsoft Office.
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