The stock market really plummeted today, but luckily there is a computer chip that is used to turn off the board if it gets too low.
The Cubs have the same chip in there scoreboard.
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When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
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Install the Blue Screen of Death screen-saver on someone's computer.
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Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
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Microsoft Office doesn't correct Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris correct Microsoft Office.