Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer?
A: "First, YULE LOGon"!
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Who said Windows 98 is a virus was wrong.
Why?
Because a virus does something.
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Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
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The computer programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball."
Son: "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"
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A customer comes into the computer store.
I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics.
You know, something really challenging."
"Well," replied the clerk, "Have you tried Vista?"