If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.

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The 21st century: Deleting history is more important than making it.

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What do computers eat when they get hungry? "Chips."

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Pull on a coworker is to press ctrl+print screen on their workstation, then paste it into Paint, save the pic, and set it as the desktop background. Move all of their icons to the trash. When they get back to their desk, clicking won't accomplish anything!

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Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They're both become useless when you open windows.

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