Hide all of the desktop icons on someone's computer and replace the monitor's wallpaper with a screen-shot of their desktop.
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Three women were in a bar talking about their husbands and how they made love. The first woman said, “My husband is a psychologist, and before we make love, he brings me flowers and candy. I like that.” The second woman proclaimed, “My husband is a mechanic, he makes love a little rough, but really tunes my engine; I like that!” The third woman replied, “Well my husband works for Microsoft and all he does is sit on the edge of the bed and tell me how good it’s going to be, when I finally get it…”
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Why did the computer get cold? Because it forgot to close windows.
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Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!
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Why is a woman different from a PC? A woman won't accept a 3½" floppy.
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