Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.

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To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.

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Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.

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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.

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With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.

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