There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
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Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!
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Why did the computer get cold? Because it forgot to close windows.
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How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist? An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
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A female secretary was helping her new boss set up his computer and asked him what word he would like to use as a password to log in with. Wanting to embarrass his new secretary a bit and let her know where they stood, he smugly told her to enter ‘penis.’ Without blinking or saying a word, she entered the password. She then almost died laughing at the computer’s response: PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH!
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