I like my women how I like my laptop. Sat on my lap, turned on & completely virus free.
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Programmer. A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.
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CAPS LOCK – Preventing Login Since 1980.
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A wife send her husband an sms on a cold winter evening: "Windows frozen". The husband send answer back: "Pour some warm water over them". Some time later husband receives answer from his wife: "The computer is completely fucked now".
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I love pressing F5. It's so refreshing.
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