Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.

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Two computers in the same LAN chatting one night: PC1: I was having a nightmare last night, it was so horrible. PC2: Why, what did you dream about ? PC1: I was sleeping, dreaming 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 when all of a sudden a 2 popped up!

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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

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Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!

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I was in a job interview today when the manager handed me his laptop and said, "I want you to try and sell this to me." So I put it under my arm, walked out of the building and went home. Eventually he called my mobile and said, "Bring it back here right now!" I said, "£100 and it's yours."

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