Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.

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A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen.” The surprised salesman replies, “But, madam, computers do not have curtains.” And the blonde said, “Helloooo…. I’ve got Windows!”

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Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.

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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

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I was in a job interview today when the manager handed me his laptop and said, "I want you to try and sell this to me." So I put it under my arm, walked out of the building and went home. Eventually he called my mobile and said, "Bring it back here right now!" I said, "£100 and it's yours."

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