Why is a man different from a PC?
You only have to tell the PC once.
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If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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Two computers in the same LAN chatting one night:
PC1: I was having a nightmare last night, it was so horrible.
PC2: Why, what did you dream about ?
PC1: I was sleeping, dreaming 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 when all of a sudden a 2 popped up!
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What was Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
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Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse.
He uses a lion.
