How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer? It's not there...
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One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. "Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10." Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After ... read more
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The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better". So I installed LINUX.
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A system administrator has 2 problems: - dumb users - smart users
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What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1
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