What’s an Athlon at 1,2 GHz processor that runs for 9 minutes without a cooler called? 8.5 minutes burned processor.

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What do computers eat when they get hungry? "Chips."

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Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.

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I was in a job interview today when the manager handed me his laptop and said, "I want you to try and sell this to me." So I put it under my arm, walked out of the building and went home. Eventually he called my mobile and said, "Bring it back here right now!" I said, "£100 and it's yours."

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Why is a man different from a PC? You only have to tell the PC once.

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