Man: Hello, my computer is reporting a fatal error!
Customer Support: Well there's nothing we can do now, you should have called us when it was still critical!
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UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
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Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house?
A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
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Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
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Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is <a href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection" class="__cf_email__" data-cfemail="d188b0b9bebe9192b9a4b2ba9fbea3a3b8a2ffb2bebc">[email protected]</a>
