Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
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Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
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The 21st century: Deleting history is more important than making it.
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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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Why did the computer get cold? Because it forgot to close windows.
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