The computer programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball." Son: "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"

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I love pressing F5. It's so refreshing.

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Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.

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Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.

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How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer? It's not there...

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