Microsoft Office doesn't correct Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris correct Microsoft Office.

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Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.

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Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.

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A Computer Engineer was asked by his five-year-old son: "Dad, what is Windows 95?" "Well, it’s 32-bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written by a 2-bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition."

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Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.

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