What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1
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Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
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How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer? It's not there...
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Microsoft Office doesn't correct Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris correct Microsoft Office.
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Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever. Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a massive coliseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions. Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a bottle of the fin ... read more
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