While my brother-in-law was tapping away on his home computer, his ten-year-old daughter sneaked up behind him. Then she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family: "I know Daddy's password! I know Daddy's password!" "What is it?" her sisters asked eagerly. Proudly she replied: "Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk!"

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Install the Blue Screen of Death screen-saver on someone's computer.

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Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.

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How do you know when an Asian breaks into your home? Your house is clean, your computer is fixed, and their still pulling out of your driveway.

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Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.

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