The 21st century: Deleting history is more important than making it.
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Dave took Mary out for a romantic dinner where conversation turned to the subject of marriage. Dave had been saving for an engagement ring, but he was in graduate school and in dire need of a new computer. Mary was understanding, telling Dave they had the rest of their lives to get engaged, so he should use his savings to buy a computer instead. During dessert, Dave suddenly reached into his pocket and pulled out an engagement ring. Mary was stunned, but after she collected herself, she looked up and prompted: "Well, don't you have something to ask me?" Dave then got down on bended knee ... read more
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Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
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Why is a man different from a PC? You only have to tell the PC once.
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Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
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