Man: Hello, my computer is reporting a fatal error!
Customer Support: Well there's nothing we can do now, you should have called us when it was still critical!
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If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.
The rest of them will write Perl programs.
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I dont understand why people say sex is good in the shower.
How do you guys not get your laptop wet?
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A system administrator has 2 problems:
- dumb users
- smart users
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How come the women loves the PC?
It’s easier to turn on!
