Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.

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Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.

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With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.

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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

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Why is a woman different from a PC? A woman won't accept a 3½" floppy.

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