The 21st century: Deleting history is more important than making it.

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CAPS LOCK – Preventing Login Since 1980.

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Hide all of the desktop icons on someone's computer and replace the monitor's wallpaper with a screen-shot of their desktop.

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A press release: "Yesterday, for the first time a hacker was convicted of network penetration and went to jail to serve a 12 years sentence. According to the data of the central computer of the police, the hacker goes to liberty the day after tomorrow because of expiration of the sentence."

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Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte

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