UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
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Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
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How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer? It's not there...
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Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
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As a member of the organization that installs computer systems aboard Navy ships, I am mindful of how important the off-ship e-mail capabilities are to sailor morale, especially when some vessels are deployed for up to six months. One day while shopping at the base commissary, I noticed another crucial aspect of my job. I was behind a frazzled mother with two active children, and as I watched, she stalked over to where her young son had perched himself on the rail of the freezer case. "If you don't get off there right now," she commanded, "I'm going to e-mail your father!"
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