I was in a job interview today when the manager handed me his laptop and said, "I want you to try and sell this to me." So I put it under my arm, walked out of the building and went home. Eventually he called my mobile and said, "Bring it back here right now!" I said, "£100 and it's yours."

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Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.

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Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.

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Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.

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I dont understand why people say sex is good in the shower. How do you guys not get your laptop wet?

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