Why did the computer get cold?
Because it forgot to close windows.
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Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
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Caller: Hey, can you help me? My computer has locked up, and no matter how many times
I type eleven, it won’t unfreeze.
Agent: What do you mean, “type eleven?”
Caller: The message on my screen says, “Error Type 11!”
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Windows, the world's first commercially successful virus!
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How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist?
An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
