A Computer Engineer was asked by his five-year-old son: "Dad, what is Windows 95?" "Well, it’s 32-bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written by a 2-bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition."

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Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.

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CAPS LOCK – Preventing Login Since 1980.

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Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.

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How do you know when an Asian breaks into your home? Your house is clean, your computer is fixed, and their still pulling out of your driveway.

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