I like my women how I like my laptop. Sat on my lap, turned on & completely virus free.

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Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.

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Who said Windows 98 is a virus was wrong. Why? Because a virus does something.

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When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."

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Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.

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