Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.
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Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance.
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If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.
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UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
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Programmer. A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.
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