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Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.

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Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.

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A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.

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99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.

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