Programmer. A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.

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Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.

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Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.

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Algorithm. Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did.

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Programmer. A machine that turns coffee into code.

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