There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "Great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!" He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
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Programmer. A machine that turns coffee into code.
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Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.
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Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.
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3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.
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