How do two programmers make money? One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses.
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3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.
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UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
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Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.
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Programmer. A machine that turns coffee into code.
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