99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.

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3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.

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A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"

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Programmer. A machine that turns coffee into code.

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If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.

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