A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
 1999
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How do two programmers make money? One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses.
 1362
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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "Great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!" He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
 1341
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A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
 2344
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Algorithm. Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did.
 2012
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