3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.

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Programmer. A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.

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Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance.

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If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.

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Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.

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