Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance.

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If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.

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A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"

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A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.

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3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.

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