How do two programmers make money? One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses.

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If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.

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99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.

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Programmer. A machine that turns coffee into code.

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Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.

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