Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance.

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If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.

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A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"

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How do two programmers make money? One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses.

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Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.

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