Algorithm. Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did.
 1999
1  

Programmer. A machine that turns coffee into code.
 2011
0  

A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
 1988
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99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.
 2678
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A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
 2324
0