How do two programmers make money? One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses.

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Programmer. A machine that turns coffee into code.

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Programmer. A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.

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A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.

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UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

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