Programmer. A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.

 2190

0  

99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.

 2824

0  

How do two programmers make money? One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses.

 1426

0  

A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.

 2464

0  

Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy? A: Inheritance.

 1358

0