If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.

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Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.

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A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"

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Algorithm. Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did.

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99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.

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