Chuck Norris had never escape from jail. Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
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Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
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Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
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Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
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