Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.

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Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.

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When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.

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What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door? Too Late!

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Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.

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