Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.

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Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.

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Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.

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Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.

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Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.

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