Chuck Norris is a fact.

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If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!

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The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.

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The best part of waking up is not the Folgers in your cup, it's knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.

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Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.

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