Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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Two halves make a whole. Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
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Once you pop, you just can't stop. Unless you're Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
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Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.
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