A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back. Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...

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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

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Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Chuck Norris did.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.

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