If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

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If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.

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If there's something strange... In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?... CHUCK NORRIS!

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Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.

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When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.

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