When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

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Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.

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Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris. Remember Atlantis?

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Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.

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Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch... He saw it 3 times a day.

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