The best part of waking up is not the Folgers in your cup, it's knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.

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Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!

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Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."

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Chuck Norris was once shot. The bullet died.

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Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.

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