The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris. It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette

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How far can you spit. Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.

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If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank. By phone.

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Chuck Norris made the llama extinct. Never spit in his face.

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When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.

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