Q: What do cannibal tax advisors do after their office Christmas Dinner? A: Toast their clients.

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Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.

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Q: Why did the elves spell Christmas N-O-E? A: Because Santa had said, "No L!"

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How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas? Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.

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Q: What did the deaf, blind, mute girl get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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