Q: What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? A: They both have balls just for decoration.

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Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.

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What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes? A real Christmas Card!

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Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!

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How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas? Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.

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