The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas. He just hired Chuck Norris.

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Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!

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Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.

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The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.

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Little Johnny: „Mom, can I get a dog at Christmas, please?"  Mother: „No, you'll be getting turkey, like every year!"

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