This woman walks into a tattoo parlor and asks for a tattoo of a christmas tree on her right inner thigh and a cocktail drink on her left inner thigh. The tatoo artist say thats an unusual request. "Why do you want two tattoos there?" So she says "Because my husband needs to eat between christmas and new years."

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Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas? A: So they'll have something to unwrap.

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Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!

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Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.

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Q: What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? A: They both have balls just for decoration.

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