Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.

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Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.

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Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas? A: So they'll have something to unwrap.

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A: Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars? A: Elfis!

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Q: Why did the elves spell Christmas N-O-E? A: Because Santa had said, "No L!"

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