What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes? A real Christmas Card!

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Q: What is an atheist's favorite Christmas movie? A: "Coincidence on 34th Street"

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Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.

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Q: Why did the elves spell Christmas N-O-E? A: Because Santa had said, "No L!"

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A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!" My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor." Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?" He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."

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