Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.

 558

0  

How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas? Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.

 707

0  

This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!

 1043

0  

Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.

 533

0  

Q: What did the deaf, blind, mute girl get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

 677

0