One particular Christmas season a long time ago Santa was ready for his Christmas run... but there were problems. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mother was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress. Then when he began to load the sleigh one o ... read more
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This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
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Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!
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Q: What is an atheist's favorite Christmas movie? A: "Coincidence on 34th Street"
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Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
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