Q: What is an atheist's favorite Christmas movie? A: "Coincidence on 34th Street"

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The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.

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Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.

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Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!

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The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas. He just hired Chuck Norris.

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