This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!

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Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.

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If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in his sack, don't worry, because I wished for you for Christmas.

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A: Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars? A: Elfis!

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Q: What do cannibal tax advisors do after their office Christmas Dinner? A: Toast their clients.

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