Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.

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One elf said to another elf, "We had Grandma for Christmas dinner". And the other elf said, "Really? We had turkey!"

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Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.

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Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.

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Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? A: Mistle-toes!

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