Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
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Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.
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Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing.
"Sis," he said, "I wish you'd sing Christmas carols."
"Thats nice of you, Alfie," she replied, "but why?"
Alfie replied, "Because then I'd only have to hear your voice once a year!"
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How are Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree similar?
Both their balls are decoration only.
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Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
