The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas. He just hired Chuck Norris.

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Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.

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One elf said to another elf, "We had Grandma for Christmas dinner". And the other elf said, "Really? We had turkey!"

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!

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The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.

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