A: Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars? A: Elfis!
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Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
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Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
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This woman walks into a tattoo parlor and asks for a tattoo of a christmas tree on her right inner thigh and a cocktail drink on her left inner thigh. The tatoo artist say thats an unusual request. "Why do you want two tattoos there?" So she says "Because my husband needs to eat between christmas and new years."
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The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas. He just hired Chuck Norris.
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