What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!

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This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!

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What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes? A real Christmas Card!

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Q: What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? A: They both have balls just for decoration.

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The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.

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