Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents the week before Christmas. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs. "I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE..." "I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO..." "I PRAY FOR A NEW STEREO..." His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf." To which the little brother replied, "No, but Grandma is!"

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Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!

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Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.

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Q: Why did the elves spell Christmas N-O-E? A: Because Santa had said, "No L!"

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The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas. He just hired Chuck Norris.

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