Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.

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What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ? Cancer.

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The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.

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How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas? Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.

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Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!

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