Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.

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The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas. He just hired Chuck Norris.

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Q: What is an atheist's favorite Christmas movie? A: "Coincidence on 34th Street"

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One elf said to another elf, "We had Grandma for Christmas dinner". And the other elf said, "Really? We had turkey!"

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Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.

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