Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
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What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ? Cancer.
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Q: What did the deaf, blind, mute girl get for Christmas? A: Cancer.
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Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.
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Rudolph the well hung reindeer, Had a great enormous cock, All he could ever do with it, was beat it off inside a sock, All of the female reindeer, Had pussies that were just too small, Poor old well hung Rudolph, Could not get any sex at all, Then one horny Christmas eve, Santa came to say, "Rudolph with your cock so strong... Fuck my arsehole all night long!" Then all the reindeer loved him, A few of them were heard to say, "Rudolph the well hung reindeer... You're so lucky Santa's gay"
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