This woman walks into a tattoo parlor and asks for a tattoo of a christmas tree on her right inner thigh and a cocktail drink on her left inner thigh. The tatoo artist say thats an unusual request. "Why do you want two tattoos there?" So she says "Because my husband needs to eat between christmas and new years."

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Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!

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Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.

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Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.

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The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.

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