This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!

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Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.

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The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas. He just hired Chuck Norris.

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Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? A: Mistle-toes!

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Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.

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