Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.

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How are Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree similar? Both their balls are decoration only.

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Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas? A: So they'll have something to unwrap.

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How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas? Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.

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The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.

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