Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas? A: So they'll have something to unwrap.

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Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.

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Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.

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Q: What did the deaf, blind, mute girl get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents the week before Christmas. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs. "I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE..." "I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO..." "I PRAY FOR A NEW STEREO..." His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf." To which the little brother replied, "No, but Grandma is!"

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