A: Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars? A: Elfis!

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Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.

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Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.

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Q: What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? A: They both have balls just for decoration.

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The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.

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