Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!

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Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.

 1988

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A: Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars? A: Elfis!

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One elf said to another elf, "We had Grandma for Christmas dinner". And the other elf said, "Really? We had turkey!"

 960

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How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas? Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.

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