Q: What did the deaf, blind, mute girl get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.

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Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!

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Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? A: Mistle-toes!

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How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas? Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.

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