Q: What do cannibal tax advisors do after their office Christmas Dinner? A: Toast their clients.

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One elf said to another elf, "We had Grandma for Christmas dinner". And the other elf said, "Really? We had turkey!"

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Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.

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Little Johnny: „Mom, can I get a dog at Christmas, please?"  Mother: „No, you'll be getting turkey, like every year!"

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What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ? Cancer.

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