Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.

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Q: What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? A: They both have balls just for decoration.

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Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.

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Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!

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One elf said to another elf, "We had Grandma for Christmas dinner". And the other elf said, "Really? We had turkey!"

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