Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.

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Q: Why did the elves spell Christmas N-O-E? A: Because Santa had said, "No L!"

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Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!

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The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.

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Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.

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