A: Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars? A: Elfis!

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Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? A: Mistle-toes!

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What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ? Cancer.

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If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in his sack, don't worry, because I wished for you for Christmas.

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Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.

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