Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.

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Q: What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? A: They both have balls just for decoration.

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Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.

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Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.

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Q: What is an atheist's favorite Christmas movie? A: "Coincidence on 34th Street"

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