Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.
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What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!
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Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!
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This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
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Q: What did the deaf, blind, mute girl get for Christmas? A: Cancer.
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