Q: Why did the elves spell Christmas N-O-E? A: Because Santa had said, "No L!"

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Q: What did the deaf, blind, mute girl get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.

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How are Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree similar? Both their balls are decoration only.

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Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.

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