What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes? A real Christmas Card!
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Q: Why did the elves spell Christmas N-O-E? A: Because Santa had said, "No L!"
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Q: What is an atheist's favorite Christmas movie? A: "Coincidence on 34th Street"
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This woman walks into a tattoo parlor and asks for a tattoo of a christmas tree on her right inner thigh and a cocktail drink on her left inner thigh. The tatoo artist say thats an unusual request. "Why do you want two tattoos there?" So she says "Because my husband needs to eat between christmas and new years."
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Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
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