Q: What is an atheist's favorite Christmas movie?
A: "Coincidence on 34th Street"
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Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
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Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing.
"Sis," he said, "I wish you'd sing Christmas carols."
"Thats nice of you, Alfie," she replied, "but why?"
Alfie replied, "Because then I'd only have to hear your voice once a year!"
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The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas.
He just hired Chuck Norris.
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The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
