Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.

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What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes? A real Christmas Card!

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Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.

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Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!

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Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.

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