Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.

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This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!

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Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas? A: So they'll have something to unwrap.

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Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.

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Little Johnny: „Mom, can I get a dog at Christmas, please?"  Mother: „No, you'll be getting turkey, like every year!"

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