If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in his sack, don't worry, because I wished for you for Christmas.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!

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One elf said to another elf, "We had Grandma for Christmas dinner". And the other elf said, "Really? We had turkey!"

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The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.

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Q: Why did the elves spell Christmas N-O-E? A: Because Santa had said, "No L!"

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