A: Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars? A: Elfis!

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One elf said to another elf, "We had Grandma for Christmas dinner". And the other elf said, "Really? We had turkey!"

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This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!

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How are Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree similar? Both their balls are decoration only.

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Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.

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