One elf said to another elf, "We had Grandma for Christmas dinner". And the other elf said, "Really? We had turkey!"

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Q: Why did the elves spell Christmas N-O-E? A: Because Santa had said, "No L!"

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How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas? Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.

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Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!

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Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.

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