Q: What do cannibal tax advisors do after their office Christmas Dinner? A: Toast their clients.

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Q: What is an atheist's favorite Christmas movie? A: "Coincidence on 34th Street"

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Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!

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A: Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars? A: Elfis!

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How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas? Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.

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