Q: What do cannibal tax advisors do after their office Christmas Dinner? A: Toast their clients.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!

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Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas? A: So they'll have something to unwrap.

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How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas? Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.

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Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.

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