Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!

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Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? A: Mistle-toes!

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Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!

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The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas. He just hired Chuck Norris.

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