Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!

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Q: What is an atheist's favorite Christmas movie? A: "Coincidence on 34th Street"

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Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!

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If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in his sack, don't worry, because I wished for you for Christmas.

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Q: What did the deaf, blind, mute girl get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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