What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!

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Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.

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Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!

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Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.

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Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.

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