Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!

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What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ? Cancer.

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Q: What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? A: They both have balls just for decoration.

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Q: Why did the elves spell Christmas N-O-E? A: Because Santa had said, "No L!"

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Q: What did the deaf, blind, mute girl get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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