How are Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree similar? Both their balls are decoration only.

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One elf said to another elf, "We had Grandma for Christmas dinner". And the other elf said, "Really? We had turkey!"

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Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!

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The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.

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What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ? Cancer.

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