Q: What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? A: They both have balls just for decoration.

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Q: What is an atheist's favorite Christmas movie? A: "Coincidence on 34th Street"

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Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!

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How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas? Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.

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Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? A: Mistle-toes!

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