Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
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The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
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Q: What do cannibal tax advisors do after their office Christmas Dinner? A: Toast their clients.
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Little Johnny: „Mom, can I get a dog at Christmas, please?"  Mother: „No, you'll be getting turkey, like every year!"
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Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? A: Mistle-toes!
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