The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas. He just hired Chuck Norris.

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What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ? Cancer.

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This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!

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Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.

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A: Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars? A: Elfis!

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