Q: What do cannibal tax advisors do after their office Christmas Dinner? A: Toast their clients.

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The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas. He just hired Chuck Norris.

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Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? A: Mistle-toes!

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What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ? Cancer.

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Q: Why did the elves spell Christmas N-O-E? A: Because Santa had said, "No L!"

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