The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas. He just hired Chuck Norris.

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Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.

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Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!

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The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.

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Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas? A: So they'll have something to unwrap.

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