Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.

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This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!

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Q: What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? A: They both have balls just for decoration.

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Q: Why did the elves spell Christmas N-O-E? A: Because Santa had said, "No L!"

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Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.

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