Q: Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible? A: He thought he saw a job.

Q: Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? A: Samson. He brought the house down.

The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself. As he was walking along the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. When he turned to see what the cause was, he saw a 7-foot grizzly charging right towards him. He ran as fast as he could. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing, He ran even faster, crying in fear. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pounding and he tried to run even ... read more

I just recently discovered that there is a national holiday named after Atheism. April FOOLS day. Like this story in the name of Jesus.