The two thousand member Catholic church was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday morning. The priest was ready to start the Mass when two men, dressed in long black coats and black hats entered thru the rear of the church. One of the two men walked to the middle of the church while the other stayed at the back of the church. They both then reached under their coats and withdrew automatic weapons. The one in the middle announced, "Everyone willing to take a bullet for Jesus stay in your seats!" Naturally, the pews emptied, followed by the choir. The deacons ran out the door, followed ... read more
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You are so old, you sat next to Jesus in school.
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Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark? A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.
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The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.
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Q: Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? A: Samson. He brought the house down.
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