Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.

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Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark? A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.

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The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.

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Q: How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman? AA By his net income.

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Christian Doctor: "Your recovery was a miracle!" Christian Patient: "Thank God! Now I don't have to pay you."

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