The main distinction between a boss and the Pope is the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
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Q: How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman? AA By his net income.
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Q: Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? A: Samson. He brought the house down.
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The matchmaker approached a single woman and told her he had a husband for her. “I’m ashamed to bring this up,” he said, “but the man wants to be sure you are compatible in bed. He wants, he says, a sample.” The woman was shocked. “Such a thing you ask a Christian virtuous woman? Such a crude person would suggest such a thing? He must be a barnyard animal, not a gentleman.” The matchmaker, trying to earn a fee, said, “He’s a pragmatic, man. After all, to him it’s not a big deal… just a sample.” She thought a minute. “A pragmatic man, is he? So tell him I don’t give samples. I can give him ... read more
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Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
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