Q: Who was the smartest man in the Bible? A: Abraham. He knew a Lot.

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Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark? A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.

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I just recently discovered that there is a national holiday named after Atheism. April FOOLS day. Like this story in the name of Jesus.

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Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.

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A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!" My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor." Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?" He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."

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