You are so old, you sat next to Jesus in school.

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Q: Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? A: Samson. He brought the house down.

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Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark? A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.

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Christian Doctor: "Your recovery was a miracle!" Christian Patient: "Thank God! Now I don't have to pay you."

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Q: Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible? A: He thought he saw a job.

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