At a Wednesday evening church meeting a very wealthy man rose to give his testimony. "I'm a millionaire," he said, "and I attribute it all to the rich blessings of God in my life. I can still remember the turning point in my faith, like it was yesterday: I had just earned my first dollar and I went to a church meeting that night. The speaker was a missionary who told about his work. I knew that I only had a dollar bill and had to either give it all to God's work or nothing at all. So at that moment I decided to give my whole dollar to God. I believe that God blessed that decis ... read more

Q: What animal could Noah not trust? A: Cheetah.

The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.

Q: Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? A: Samson. He brought the house down.

Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark? A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.