I just recently discovered that there is a national holiday named after Atheism. April FOOLS day. Like this story in the name of Jesus.

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Q: Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? A: Samson. He brought the house down.

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Q: Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible? A: He thought he saw a job.

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The following conversation took place after a recently deceased Pakistani man knocked on the gates of Heaven for about 5 minutes. St. Peter: "What do you want? " Pakistani man: "I'm here for Jesus." St. Peter: "Jesus, your taxi's her!! "

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A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!" My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor." Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?" He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."

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