What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!

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The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.

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Christian Doctor: "Your recovery was a miracle!" Christian Patient: "Thank God! Now I don't have to pay you."

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A man was beaten up by robbers on the road. He lay on the side of the road, half dead. A humanist came along, saw him and passed by on the other side. A Samaritan came by and also crossed to the other side. Finally, a modern Christian came along, looked at the man and said: "Whoever did this to you needs help."

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Q: Who was the smartest man in the Bible? A: Abraham. He knew a Lot.

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