Christian Doctor: "Your recovery was a miracle!" Christian Patient: "Thank God! Now I don't have to pay you."

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The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.

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Q: Who was the smartest man in the Bible? A: Abraham. He knew a Lot.

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Q: What animal could Noah not trust? A: Cheetah.

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Q: Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible? A: He thought he saw a job.

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