A proton and a neutron are walking down the street. The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it." The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"? A: BaNa2
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Money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element. The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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