James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.

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Why does Rick Ross rap about cars when he cant fit in them.

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Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.

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I thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 20 minutes before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a pigeon.

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Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.

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