Q: What would Princess Diana be doing if she were alive today?
A: Clawing at the lid of her coffin.
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James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
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Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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1st Officer: "Guess who I pulled over in a traffic stop the other day?"
2nd Officer: "Who?"
1st Officer: "Janet Jackson!"
2nd Officer: "What she do, was she speeding?"
1st Officer: "Nah, she had one headlight out."
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I unfollowed Taylor Swift on Twitter...
I'm sure she's gonna write a song about it.
