Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
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Why did Steve Jobs live his last moments in regret?
They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die.
Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, his iPhone 4S didn't have a Flash player installed!
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Grandma: "Why is that dumb piece of cotton candy talking."
Me: "Grandma, thats Nikki Minaj."
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Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back.
But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
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Growing up, Samuel L. Jackson didn't have a mother and a father.
He had a mother and a motherf*cker.
