Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.

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Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.

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Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.

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