J: What did Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving day? A: TWERKY!

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When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.

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What famous painting do cows love to look at? The Moona Lisa.

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Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.

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