Q: What do Rodney King and Nicole Simpson have in common? A: They just didn't listen

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When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.

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Lebron better than Jordan? Ha! Yea right. Talk to me when Lebron saves the looney tunes from an alien race.

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Q: Why cant stevie wonder read? A: Cuz hes black

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Bruce lee does not drink water, he drinks WATAAAA.

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