Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.

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James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.

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Q: What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed? A: Han So-high

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Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back. But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time

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