According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.

What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana ? One's composing, the other is decomposing.

The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on stage in front of a huge crowd. The Pope leaned towards Mrs. Pelosi and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!" Pelosi replied, "I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!" So the Pope slapped her.

Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.

When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.