If Clint Eastwood told Chuck Norris to get off his lawn... Chuck would get the hell off his lawn!

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Wanna know Victoria's Secret? She has a penis.

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Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.

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Q: What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed? A: Han So-high

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Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago? Yep, and on the dashboard, and on the window, and on the hood....

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