The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

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Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...

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How come there aren't that many jokes about Jim Jones? The punchlines are too long.

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What's funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree? Feeding his lifeless corpse into a meat grinder.

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Me: I just bought Tupacs of Eminems for 50 Cents. Friend: That's Ludacris. How Kanye West your money like that?

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