This guy walks into a bar on the top of a very tall building. He sits down, orders a huge beer, chugs it, walks over to the window, and jumps out. Five minutes later, the guy walks into the bar again, orders another huge beer, chugs it, walks over to the window, and jumps out again. Five minutes later, he re-appears and repeats the whole thing. One hour later, another guy at the bar stops the first guy and says: "Hey, how the heck are you doing that?!" The first guy responds: "Oh, it's really simple physics. When you chug the beer, it makes you all warm inside and since warm air ris ... read more

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.

Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.