Priest: Kim, do you take Kanye to be your lawfully wedded husband to love and cherish? Kim: I.. *Kanye grabs mic* Kanye: She do.
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Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana ? One's composing, the other is decomposing.
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