Nothing beats a beautiful woman who can sing... except Chris Brown.

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Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.

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I watched Justin Bieber get shot in CSI and my brother asked "Why are you crying?" I said "Because he didn't die in real life"

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Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.

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Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!

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