First Michael Jackson and now Neil Armstrong... God is clearly no fan of moonwalkers.

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Sylvester Stallone's son was found dead. I guess we have a good plot for the next Rambo movie now.

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Grandma: "Why is that dumb piece of cotton candy talking." Me: "Grandma, thats Nikki Minaj."

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"I felt a lump in my mouth as the ball went in." - Terry Venables.

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What do you call it when Miley Cyrus falls down? Hoe-Down.

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