Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.

Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.

So a blonde walks into a Bar at a hotel that has it on the top story and sits Down. A man in a Trench coat Leans over to her and says,"You should get this beer" *Holds up bottle* "It allows you to do amazing things!" At this the man stands up, jumps out the window and Flies around twice before coming back into the Building. The blonde then orders the Same beer. She drinks it. And then Jumps out the window. And falls to her death. The Owner of the Bar then turns to the man in the coat and says, "You know you're a real Prick when you're drunk, Superman."

Q: Why did Captain Kirk piss on the roof of the Enterprise? A: To boldly go where no man has gone before.

When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.