Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...

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If George Washington were alive today, why couldn't he throw a silver dollar across the Potomac? Because a dollar doesn't go as far as it used to.

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Q: How do you find Ronald McDonald in a nudist colony? A: Look for sesame seed buns.

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Q: Why cant stevie wonder read? A: Cuz hes black

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Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.

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