Did you hear that the boxer Colloso Mamello, was disqualified? Yes, but why? Because he was superstitious. He had a horseshow, hidden in his glove...

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I unfollowed Taylor Swift on Twitter... I'm sure she's gonna write a song about it.

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Charles isn't in charge. Chuck is!

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Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.

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