Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...

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Sylvester Stallone's son was found dead. I guess we have a good plot for the next Rambo movie now.

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Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!

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When Miley Cyrus is naked and licks a hammer it's "art" and "music"... but when I do it, I'm "wasted" and "have to leave Home Depot".

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Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...

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