What's funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree?
Feeding his lifeless corpse into a meat grinder.
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How come the village Guy Fawkes won the Nobel Peace Prize?
Cause he was outstanding in his field.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
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Taylor swift: so he calls me up and he's all like "I still love you" and I'm like...
Wait, is this Connor, Patrick, Joe, Luca, Taylor, John, Cory, Toby, Jake, Garret, Eddie, or Harry?