The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

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Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.

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Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.

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Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.

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Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver. When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.

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