What does a black person and Batman have in common? They both can't leave home without Robbin.

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Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...

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Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is white, plastic, and dangerous to children. You put groceries in the other.

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What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1

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