Apparently Neil Armstrong use to tell unfunny jokes about the Moon, and followed them up with "Ah, I guess you had to be there."

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How come the village Guy Fawkes won the Nobel Peace Prize? Cause he was outstanding in his field.

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Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes? He liked a good croak and dagger.

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Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.

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