Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!

Q: What do Rodney King and Nicole Simpson have in common? A: They just didn't listen

All these Miley Cyrus jokes are whoreable.

Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.

Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth went to the Pearly Gates on the same day. They both met with an Angel to find out if they would be admitted to Heaven. The angel said "Unfortunately, there’s only one space in Heaven today so I must decide which one of you will be admitted." The Angel asked Dolly if there was some particular reason why she should go to Heaven. Dolly took off her top and said, "Look at these, they’re the most perfect breasts God ever created and I’m sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity." The Angel thanked Dolly, and asked Her Majesty, Quee ... read more