Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver. When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.

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Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes? He liked a good croak and dagger.

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Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.

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Why does Rick Ross rap about cars when he cant fit in them.

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If Clint Eastwood told Chuck Norris to get off his lawn... Chuck would get the hell off his lawn!

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