Wanna know Victoria's Secret? She has a penis.
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Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
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Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
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A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
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Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
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