Abraham Lincoln can finish a play better than the 2013 Broncos.
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Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
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When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
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Every time you're sad, just remember that somewhere out there a tree grew for years and years, but was then destroyed and became material for a Justin Bieber notebook.
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A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him.
That man was Stephen Hawking.
