So a blonde walks into a Bar at a hotel that has it on the top story and sits Down. A man in a Trench coat Leans over to her and says,"You should get this beer" *Holds up bottle* "It allows you to do amazing things!" At this the man stands up, jumps out the window and Flies around twice before coming back into the Building. The blonde then orders the Same beer. She drinks it. And then Jumps out the window. And falls to her death. The Owner of the Bar then turns to the man in the coat and says, "You know you're a real Prick when you're drunk, Superman."

Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.

Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.

Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.