How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
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Lenin dies and goes to Saint Peter to tell him whether to go to hell or heaven. There was a big problem among the saints because the half of them wanted him to hell and the other half in Paradise. Then they asked God, who of course tells them to go to Hell. After a week of being in hell, devil visited St. Peter and complained: "This Lenin will destroy me. One week in Hell only and he has already started their courses and demonstrations." St. Peter much forced agrees to accept Lenin in Paradise. From that day and then there was a disturbing silence. After two months St. Peter goe ... read more
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J: What did Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving day? A: TWERKY!
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Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is white, plastic, and dangerous to children. You put groceries in the other.
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