Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.

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Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.

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All these Miley Cyrus jokes are whoreable.

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Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...

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James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.

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