Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph. Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.

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Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.

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How do you know a man is really a bad dancer? When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes.

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James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.

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