Q: What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed? A: Han So-high

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Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.

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Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.

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"I felt a lump in my mouth as the ball went in." - Terry Venables.

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Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.

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