Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
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Abraham Lincoln can finish a play better than the 2013 Broncos.
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Willow Smith is 11 and has a tongue ring, half her head shaved and is bisexual. She needs to go live with her Aunty and Uncle in Bel-Air.
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Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
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Why did Steve Jobs live his last moments in regret? They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, his iPhone 4S didn't have a Flash player installed!
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