Why does Rick Ross rap about cars when he cant fit in them.
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If kim kardashian was a donut wat kind would she be?
Chocolate filled.
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Everytime a someone tells me my jokes are funny, I say, "Thanks! I got more lines than Whitney Huston's coffee table.".
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Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin.
The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
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When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
