CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.

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Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.

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Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!

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Nothing beats a beautiful woman who can sing... except Chris Brown.

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Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...

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