Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.

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Bill Gates and Jim Cannavino from IBM are arguing about the future of 32-bit operating systems. They decide to throw a coin. Cannavino: "If the number is up, OS/2 will be the new standard, if it’s head Windows95 will be the new standard." Gates: "Hey, you forgot Windows NT." Cannavino: "No, I didn’t. If the coin falls on end, Windows NT will be the future."

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What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application? Your iphone will keep crashing!

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Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.

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When you're driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations at the exact same time, there's nothing left to do except crash your car.

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