Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris

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Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.

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What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go to the store without robin.

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James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.

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Lebron better than Jordan? Ha! Yea right. Talk to me when Lebron saves the looney tunes from an alien race.

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