"If I could be someone for one day I would be Justin Beiber and run off a cliff"
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Q: Why cant stevie wonder read? A: Cuz hes black
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Drake Bell: In honor of Kim and Kanye's baby "North West" I will be naming my first son "Taco".
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Lenin dies and goes to Saint Peter to tell him whether to go to hell or heaven. There was a big problem among the saints because the half of them wanted him to hell and the other half in Paradise. Then they asked God, who of course tells them to go to Hell. After a week of being in hell, devil visited St. Peter and complained: "This Lenin will destroy me. One week in Hell only and he has already started their courses and demonstrations." St. Peter much forced agrees to accept Lenin in Paradise. From that day and then there was a disturbing silence. After two months St. Peter goe ... read more
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Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror. He immediately changed to the Batman
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