Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler?
Usain bolt can finish a race...
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Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
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Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
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Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin.
The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
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Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
