1st Officer: "Guess who I pulled over in a traffic stop the other day?"
2nd Officer: "Who?"
1st Officer: "Janet Jackson!"
2nd Officer: "What she do, was she speeding?"
1st Officer: "Nah, she had one headlight out."
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Did you hear that the boxer Colloso Mamello, was disqualified?
Yes, but why?
Because he was superstitious.
He had a horseshow, hidden in his glove...
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Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
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Why is it so sad that Steve Jobs died?
Everyone at Apple are crying their's out!
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Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
He died a year later.
