If kim kardashian was a donut wat kind would she be? Chocolate filled.

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According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk piss on the roof of the Enterprise? A: To boldly go where no man has gone before.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.

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Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver. When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.

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