Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman! 300 0
I think Bing could have totally crushed Google if they had called it "Bang". I mean, think about it.. "I BANGED Emma Watson last night." 667 0
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further. 562 0
If Clint Eastwood told Chuck Norris to get off his lawn... Chuck would get the hell off his lawn! 1080 1
