Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
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How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers?
He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
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Why did Steve Jobs live his last moments in regret?
They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die.
Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, his iPhone 4S didn't have a Flash player installed!
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How do you know a man is really a bad dancer?
When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes.
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Did you hear Richard Simmons had plastic surgery to get his love handles removed?
Yeah... now he has no ears.
