Taylor swift: so he calls me up and he's all like "I still love you" and I'm like...
Wait, is this Connor, Patrick, Joe, Luca, Taylor, John, Cory, Toby, Jake, Garret, Eddie, or Harry?
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Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
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Q: What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew?
A: Harry Potter escaped the chamber.
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Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
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What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application?
Your iphone will keep crashing!
