Q: What would Princess Diana be doing if she were alive today? A: Clawing at the lid of her coffin.
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When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
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Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!
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There is man sitting in a bar who is really, really drunk. When the bar closes he gets up to go home. He stumbles and falls couple of times and finally manages to get out of the door. As he gathers himself, he sees a nun passing by. He stumbles over to her and starts punching her in the face. The nun is shocked beyond belief, but before she could say anything, he leans over and punches her again. This time the nun hits the pavement. The drunk stumbles over to her, kicks her in the butt, picks her up and throws her against the wall. By now the nun is very weak and can barely mov ... read more
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When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
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