Bruce lee does not drink water, he drinks WATAAAA.

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Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.

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When you're driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations at the exact same time, there's nothing left to do except crash your car.

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I like my girl to be Hannah on the streets but Miley in the sheets.

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Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.

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