A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.

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How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.

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If Clint Eastwood told Chuck Norris to get off his lawn... Chuck would get the hell off his lawn!

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Q: How do you find Ronald McDonald in a nudist colony? A: Look for sesame seed buns.

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Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris

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