How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected. 409 0
When you're driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations at the exact same time, there's nothing left to do except crash your car. 427 0
If George Washington were alive today, why couldn't he throw a silver dollar across the Potomac? Because a dollar doesn't go as far as it used to. 243 0
Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it... 261 0
