Growing up, Samuel L. Jackson didn't have a mother and a father. He had a mother and a motherf*cker.
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According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
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Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
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If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
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Every time you're sad, just remember that somewhere out there a tree grew for years and years, but was then destroyed and became material for a Justin Bieber notebook.
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