I like my girl to be Hannah on the streets but Miley in the sheets.

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Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph. Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.

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Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.

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Gordan Ramsey:Theres more smoke in this kitchen than snopp dogg tour bus.

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Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!

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