Every time you're sad, just remember that somewhere out there a tree grew for years and years, but was then destroyed and became material for a Justin Bieber notebook.
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Nothing beats a beautiful woman who can sing... except Chris Brown.
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If Clint Eastwood told Chuck Norris to get off his lawn... Chuck would get the hell off his lawn!
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At the grammy awards Beyonce said to Justin Bieber, "What song would u sing of mine justin?" Justin said, "If I were a boy."
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Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler? Usain bolt can finish a race...
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