Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
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Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
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Why did Steve Jobs live his last moments in regret? They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, his iPhone 4S didn't have a Flash player installed!
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What do you call it when Miley Cyrus falls down? Hoe-Down.
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When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
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