CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.

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James Bond got this email from a friend: CanYouPleaseFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?

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Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are in divorce court. "Mickey," the judge says, "I'm sorry. I can't grant you a divorce on the grounds of insanity. Minnie seems quite sane to me." "I didn't say she was insane," exclaims Mickey. "I said she was f**king Goofy."

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Sylvester Stallone's son was found dead. I guess we have a good plot for the next Rambo movie now.

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Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.

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