Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
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Q: If Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton participated in a spelling contest, who would win?
A: Dan Quayle. He's the only one who knows that "harass" is one word.
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Me: I just bought Tupacs of Eminems for 50 Cents.
Friend: That's Ludacris. How Kanye West your money like that?
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Nothing beats a beautiful woman who can sing... except Chris Brown.
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Drake Bell: In honor of Kim and Kanye's baby "North West" I will be naming my first son "Taco".
