Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.

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I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler. He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted "Hi Hitler" and gave him a little wave.

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Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.

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I unfollowed Taylor Swift on Twitter... I'm sure she's gonna write a song about it.

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Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...

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