Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
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Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
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Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.
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Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
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Lenin dies and goes to Saint Peter to tell him whether to go to hell or heaven. There was a big problem among the saints because the half of them wanted him to hell and the other half in Paradise. Then they asked God, who of course tells them to go to Hell. After a week of being in hell, devil visited St. Peter and complained: "This Lenin will destroy me. One week in Hell only and he has already started their courses and demonstrations." St. Peter much forced agrees to accept Lenin in Paradise. From that day and then there was a disturbing silence. After two months St. Peter goe ... read more
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