How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.

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Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.

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Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.

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If George Washington were alive today, why couldn't he throw a silver dollar across the Potomac? Because a dollar doesn't go as far as it used to.

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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