Taylor Swift waved at a boy yesterday and he didn't wave back... So she will have a new album coming out tomorrow.

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Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.

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James Bond got this email from a friend: CanYouPleaseFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?

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I would actually use Siri if the voice sounded like Morgan Freeman.

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Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.

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