I like my girl to be Hannah on the streets but Miley in the sheets.

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.

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Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.

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Charles isn't in charge. Chuck is!

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