Q: Why cant stevie wonder read? A: Cuz hes black
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Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.
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Me: I just bought Tupacs of Eminems for 50 Cents. Friend: That's Ludacris. How Kanye West your money like that?
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Lebron better than Jordan? Ha! Yea right. Talk to me when Lebron saves the looney tunes from an alien race.
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Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
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