Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back. But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time

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Grandma: "Why is that dumb piece of cotton candy talking." Me: "Grandma, thats Nikki Minaj."

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What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus with a yeast infection? An itchy, twitchy twat!

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Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.

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