Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver. When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.

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Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.

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Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...

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Bruce lee does not drink water, he drinks WATAAAA.

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Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph. Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.

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