Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.

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(A) You are not Tom Cruise, (B) The guns may stop working at the last moment, (C) The Enemy is 1000 times intelligent than you, (D) Your family might not like the amount of compensation on your behalf (E) Just remember, "the safest way to win over your enemies is by making them your friends!"

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James Bond got this email from a friend: CanYouPleaseFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?

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What famous painting do cows love to look at? The Moona Lisa.

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When Miley Cyrus is naked and licks a hammer it's "art" and "music"... but when I do it, I'm "wasted" and "have to leave Home Depot".

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