Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.

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Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...

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Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.

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Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.

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Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.

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