Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.

Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.

What do you call it when Miley Cyrus falls down? Hoe-Down.

Q: Why did Captain Kirk piss on the roof of the Enterprise? A: To boldly go where no man has gone before.

There is man sitting in a bar who is really, really drunk. When the bar closes he gets up to go home. He stumbles and falls couple of times and finally manages to get out of the door. As he gathers himself, he sees a nun passing by. He stumbles over to her and starts punching her in the face. The nun is shocked beyond belief, but before she could say anything, he leans over and punches her again. This time the nun hits the pavement. The drunk stumbles over to her, kicks her in the butt, picks her up and throws her against the wall. By now the nun is very weak and can barely mov ... read more