Drake Bell: In honor of Kim and Kanye's baby "North West" I will be naming my first son "Taco".
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What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go to the store without robin.
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A man walks into a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper. He sits down and orders a beer. After taking a drink he sees the guy next to him go over to the window and jump out! "Holy cow! Did you see that!? That guy just jumped out the window!" The bartender does nothing. So the man takes another sip. A minute later the same guy walks in, orders another drink, chugs it, and jumps out the window again. "Jesus! He just jumped again!" The bartender ignores the man. So the man sits puzzled. The guy comes back into the bar, and orders another drink. "How did you survive that jump?" ... read more
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Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
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Q: How do you find Ronald McDonald in a nudist colony? A: Look for sesame seed buns.
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