Wanna know Victoria's Secret? She has a penis.

 216

0  

Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."

 245

0  

Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!

 305

0  

A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.

 335

0  

Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.

 190

0