Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
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Q: What do Rodney King and Nicole Simpson have in common? A: They just didn't listen
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Q: What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew? A: Harry Potter escaped the chamber.
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Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.
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Charlie Sheen winning? Chuck Norris says "I think not."
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