Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!

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Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.

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Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler? Usain bolt can finish a race...

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When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.

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I watched Justin Bieber get shot in CSI and my brother asked "Why are you crying?" I said "Because he didn't die in real life"

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