Q: What's the difference between greeting the Queen of England and greeting Bill Clinton? A: You only have to get down on one knee to greet the queen.

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How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.

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Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!

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Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...

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Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.

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