Charles isn't in charge. Chuck is!
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Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
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Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
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A young couple were married, and celebrated their first night together, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all night long. Morning comes and the groom goes into the bathroom but finds no towel when he emerges from the shower. He asks the bride to please bring one from the bedroom. When she gets to the bathroom door, he opened the door, exposing his body for the first time to his bride where she sees all of him well. Her eyes went up and down and at about midway, they stopped and stared, and she asked shyly, "What's that?", pointing to a small part of his anatomy. He, also bein ... read more
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If Clint Eastwood told Chuck Norris to get off his lawn... Chuck would get the hell off his lawn!
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