How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
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When you're driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations at the exact same time, there's nothing left to do except crash your car.
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If George Washington were alive today, why couldn't he throw a silver dollar across the Potomac? Because a dollar doesn't go as far as it used to.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
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Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
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