Willow Smith is 11 and has a tongue ring, half her head shaved and is bisexual. She needs to go live with her Aunty and Uncle in Bel-Air.

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What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus with a yeast infection? An itchy, twitchy twat!

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Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.

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Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt was almost killed in a traffic accident? A: Some dick cut her off.

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Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes? He liked a good croak and dagger.

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