Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.

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What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus with a yeast infection? An itchy, twitchy twat!

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Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.

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Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.

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Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.

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