How do you know a man is really a bad dancer? When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes.

Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.

Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?" The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he’d sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that." So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course, I would! We ... read more

Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.