Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...

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"If I could be someone for one day I would be Justin Beiber and run off a cliff"

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If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.

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Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...

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Q: Why cant stevie wonder read? A: Cuz hes black

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