Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
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Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
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How come the village Guy Fawkes won the Nobel Peace Prize? Cause he was outstanding in his field.
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Q: What's the difference between greeting the Queen of England and greeting Bill Clinton? A: You only have to get down on one knee to greet the queen.
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I unfollowed Taylor Swift on Twitter... I'm sure she's gonna write a song about it.
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