Lebron better than Jordan? Ha! Yea right. Talk to me when Lebron saves the looney tunes from an alien race.

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Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.

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I watched Justin Bieber get shot in CSI and my brother asked "Why are you crying?" I said "Because he didn't die in real life"

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Justin Bieber puked on stage. That settles it, she's pregnant.

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Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.

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