Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.

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Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"

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Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.

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Charles isn't in charge. Chuck is!

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What's the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind? The dashboard.

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