I would actually use Siri if the voice sounded like Morgan Freeman.

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Q: What would Princess Diana be doing if she were alive today? A: Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

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The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...

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"I felt a lump in my mouth as the ball went in." - Terry Venables.

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Why is it so sad that Steve Jobs died? Everyone at Apple are crying their's out!

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