Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...

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Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...

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Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.

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Growing up, Samuel L. Jackson didn't have a mother and a father. He had a mother and a motherf*cker.

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What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application? Your iphone will keep crashing!

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