A real man would never cry in public unless:
He watched a movie in which a heroic dog dies to save his master.
Or if Heidi klum unbuckled her shirt.
Or if he accidentally dropped crates full of beer.
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A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him.
That man was Stephen Hawking.
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I unfollowed Taylor Swift on Twitter...
I'm sure she's gonna write a song about it.
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Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
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I thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 20 minutes before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a pigeon.
