Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...

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What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana ? One's composing, the other is decomposing.

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Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.

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Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.

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What's the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind? The dashboard.

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