Why does Rick Ross rap about cars when he cant fit in them.

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Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.

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Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.

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Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.

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Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.

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