Apparently Neil Armstrong use to tell unfunny jokes about the Moon, and followed them up with "Ah, I guess you had to be there."

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Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.

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Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...

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Q: What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed? A: Han So-high

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Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!

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