Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.

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Q: What's the difference between greeting the Queen of England and greeting Bill Clinton? A: You only have to get down on one knee to greet the queen.

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Wanna know Victoria's Secret? She has a penis.

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Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"

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Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.

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