Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.

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Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.

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When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris

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Even the story of Sir Walter Ralegh confirms that he put his brand new coat over bumps with mud for his wife to cross it. Why? Because he was on sea for 15 months and he desperately wanted to have sex. No normal man that is well in his brains would do this to his expensive coat.

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What does a black person and Batman have in common? They both can't leave home without Robbin.

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