Why is it so sad that Steve Jobs died? Everyone at Apple are crying their's out!
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The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
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What's the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind? The dashboard.
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Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
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Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
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