Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.

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Bill Gates is judged for bigamy. He says: If you live with two women’s it does not mean bigamy, it means multitasking.

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Q: Why aren't there more famous skeletons? A: They're a bunch of no bodies!

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Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.

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