Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.

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Drake Bell: In honor of Kim and Kanye's baby "North West" I will be naming my first son "Taco".

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What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application? Your iphone will keep crashing!

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