Bears do not eat bears. Tigers do not eat tigers. Dogs do not eat dogs. Cats stopped eating kebabs.

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Q: What is a black cat's favorite color? A: Purrrrrr-ple!

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Q: How are women and a hurricane alike? A: When they arrive they're both wet and wild, when they leave, they take your house and your car.

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.

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In what type of weather is the vet the busiest? When its raining cats and dogs.

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