Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
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Go to your back door and look for the dog. If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it's probably raining. But if the dog is standing there really soaking wet, it is probably raining really hard. If the dog's fur looks like it's been rubbed the wrong way, it's probably windy. If the dog has snow on his back, it's probably snowing. Of course, to be able to tell the weather like this, you have to leave the dog outside all the time, especially if you expect bad weather. Yours sincerely,  The CAT
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How do you make a cat be a dog? Pour gasoline on it and light it with a match. It will go 'WOOF.'
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If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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Q: What is worst than raining black cats and bloodhounds? A: Hailing taxi cabs!
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