How do you make a cat be a dog?
Pour gasoline on it and light it with a match.
It will go 'WOOF.'
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What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten?
An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!
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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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Fred came home from his first day at school.
"Nothing exciting happened", he told his mother, "Except the teacher didn't know how to spell cat so I told her."
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In what type of weather is the vet the busiest?
When its raining cats and dogs.
