Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.

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What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten? An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!

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Q: Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court? A: For kitty littering.

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I got a cat the other day. I had to swerve, but I got it.

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