Q: What is worst than raining black cats and bloodhounds?
A: Hailing taxi cabs!
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Q: How are women and a hurricane alike?
A: When they arrive they're both wet and wild, when they leave, they take your house and your car.
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Q: How do you make a cat go ‘woof’?
A: Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire.
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A man brings his cat to a veterinarian.
He lives the cat there and returns in two days, as preagreed.
He asks the veterinarian:
Is my cat still alive?
Still not...
