A man brings his cat to a veterinarian. He lives the cat there and returns in two days, as preagreed. He asks the veterinarian: Is my cat still alive? Still not...
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Q: How are women and a hurricane alike? A: When they arrive they're both wet and wild, when they leave, they take your house and your car.
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How do you make a cat be a dog? Pour gasoline on it and light it with a match. It will go 'WOOF.'
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How do you know if an Asian robbed you? Your homework is done and cats gone.
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Q: How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? A: Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire.
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