Q: What is a black cat's favorite color? A: Purrrrrr-ple!

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Q: Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court? A: For kitty littering.

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Q: How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? A: Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire.

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A man brings his cat to a veterinarian. He lives the cat there and returns in two days, as preagreed. He asks the veterinarian: Is my cat still alive? Still not...

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An old woman wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy. The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common."

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