I got a cat the other day.
I had to swerve, but I got it.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
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Q: Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court?
A: For kitty littering.
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In what type of weather is the vet the busiest?
When its raining cats and dogs.
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A man brings his cat to a veterinarian.
He lives the cat there and returns in two days, as preagreed.
He asks the veterinarian:
Is my cat still alive?
Still not...
