Q: What is a black cat's favorite color? A: Purrrrrr-ple!

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Q: What is worst than raining black cats and bloodhounds? A: Hailing taxi cabs!

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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

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Q: Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court? A: For kitty littering.

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Q: How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? A: Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire.

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