Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the little girl was up to, he politely asked: "What are you up to there, Nancy?" "My goldfish died", replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him." The neighbor was concerned: "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" Nancy patted down the last heap of earth and then replied: "That's because he's inside your fucking cat."

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Q: Who was the first cat to fly in an airplane? A: Kitty-hawk

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Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.

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What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten? An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!

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If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.

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