In what type of weather is the vet the busiest? When its raining cats and dogs.

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The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country preacher talked at length of the good traits of the deceased, what an honest man he was, and what a loving husband and kind father he was. Finally, the widow leaned over and whispered to one of her children, "Go up there and take a look in the coffin and make sure that's your pa in there."

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Q: Why did the silly kid try to feed pennies to the cat? A: Because his mother told him to put money in the kitty.

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A drunk guy took a cat home to his wife and said: "See... here is the a monkey of the jungle." His wife said laughing, "That's a CAT ..." He said back to his wife, "I am talking to the cat!"

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How do you know if an Asian robbed you? Your homework is done and cats gone.

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