How do you know if an Asian robbed you? Your homework is done and cats gone.
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Fred came home from his first day at school. "Nothing exciting happened", he told his mother, "Except the teacher didn't know how to spell cat so I told her."
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If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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A man brings his cat to a veterinarian. He lives the cat there and returns in two days, as preagreed. He asks the veterinarian: Is my cat still alive? Still not...
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Q: What has two legs and bleeds? A: Half a cat.
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