In what type of weather is the vet the busiest? When its raining cats and dogs.

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Q: What is worst than raining black cats and bloodhounds? A: Hailing taxi cabs!

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Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.

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How do you make a cat be a dog? Pour gasoline on it and light it with a match. It will go 'WOOF.'

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Q: Why did the silly kid try to feed pennies to the cat? A: Because his mother told him to put money in the kitty.

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