Q: What has two legs and bleeds? A: Half a cat.
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If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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Q: What is a black cat's favorite color? A: Purrrrrr-ple!
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Q: Why did the silly kid try to feed pennies to the cat? A: Because his mother told him to put money in the kitty.
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The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country preacher talked at length of the good traits of the deceased, what an honest man he was, and what a loving husband and kind father he was. Finally, the widow leaned over and whispered to one of her children, "Go up there and take a look in the coffin and make sure that's your pa in there."
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