What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten? An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!

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How do you know if an Asian robbed you? Your homework is done and cats gone.

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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

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One day there was a woman who lost her cat named "LOVE." It was pretty dark outside and she lived in New York. So, thinking that he might be down the street, she put on her house-coat and went looking for him. When a police officer stopped to ask what she was doing, she said very honestly, "I'm looking for LOVE." The policeman arrested her on the spot.

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In what type of weather is the vet the busiest? When its raining cats and dogs.

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