Q: What is worst than raining black cats and bloodhounds? A: Hailing taxi cabs!
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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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In what type of weather is the vet the busiest? When its raining cats and dogs.
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Fred came home from his first day at school. "Nothing exciting happened", he told his mother, "Except the teacher didn't know how to spell cat so I told her."
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If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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