Q: How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? A: Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire.
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A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived. Everything went quite well. As the National Anthem started, the doctor yelled, "Up Nuts", and the patients complied by standing up. After the anthem, he yelled, "Down Nuts", and they all sat back down in their seats. After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts." They all broke out into applause and cheered. When the umpire made a particularly bad call against the star of the home te ... read more
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How do you know if an Asian robbed you? Your homework is done and cats gone.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
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Q: Why did the silly kid try to feed pennies to the cat? A: Because his mother told him to put money in the kitty.
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