I got a cat the other day. I had to swerve, but I got it.

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Q: Who was the first cat to fly in an airplane? A: Kitty-hawk

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How do you make a cat be a dog? Pour gasoline on it and light it with a match. It will go 'WOOF.'

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.

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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

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