Q: How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? A: Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire.

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Bears do not eat bears. Tigers do not eat tigers. Dogs do not eat dogs. Cats stopped eating kebabs.

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Q: What is a black cat's favorite color? A: Purrrrrr-ple!

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.

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Q: Who was the first cat to fly in an airplane? A: Kitty-hawk

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