Q: What is a black cat's favorite color? A: Purrrrrr-ple!

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.

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If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.

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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

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Q: What is worst than raining black cats and bloodhounds? A: Hailing taxi cabs!

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