Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.

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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.

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If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.

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In what type of weather is the vet the busiest? When its raining cats and dogs.

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