A man brings his cat to a veterinarian.
He lives the cat there and returns in two days, as preagreed.
He asks the veterinarian:
Is my cat still alive?
Still not...
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What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten?
An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!
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In what type of weather is the vet the busiest?
When its raining cats and dogs.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
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Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
