Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.

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My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, AND the diaper bag. Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.

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When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.

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Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.

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What do you call a truck full of dildos? Toys for Twats.

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