When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.

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Q. Did you hear about the funny blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car? A. She burned her lips on the tailpipe.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.

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Chuck Norris once gave a fire hydrant a ticket for being next to his parked car.

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Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.

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