Yo Momma is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!
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In the High Court:
Do you know what you get for false testimony?
Yes, they promised me a Mercedes...
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How do bulls drive their cars?
They steer them.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car.
Who's driving?
A cop!
