When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.

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Chuck Norris can drive a solar-powered car at night.

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Chuck Norris drives in reverse and still drives better than you...

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Why did the blond speed on the highway? Because she thought the cars behind her where chasing her!!!!

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Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.

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