A man is driving with his wife at his side and his mother-in-law in the backseat. The women just won’t leave him alone. His mother-in-law says, "You’re driving too fast!" His wife says, "Stay more to the left." After ten mixed orders, the man turns to his wife and asks, "Who’s driving this car – you or your mother?"

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Q: Why is it good to have a Jewish car? A: It can stop on a dime, and pick it up for you too!

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I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.

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Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.

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