Q: Why did the fat turkey cross the road? A: To get hit by my car.
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A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!" The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "BITCH!" They each continue on their way, and ... as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road ... and dies immediately. If only men would listen...
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.
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Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she was pulled over for drunk driving and asked to walk a line, she said, "Which one?"
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