Why did the spider buy a car? So he could take it out for a spin!
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Q: Why is it good to have a Jewish car? A: It can stop on a dime, and pick it up for you too!
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Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck? A: A good days hunting.
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Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.
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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. First Blonde: "I can't seem to get this door unlocked!"  Second Blonde: "Well you better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top is down!"
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