Boy: U r d Sunshine Of My Life ! Without U Life's Like A Dreamy Cloud ! U r In My Heart Like A Lovely Drizzle In d Sun ! Girl: Now Go Further, I've 2 Listen More Weather Report :p
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I visited my EX girlfriend and she gave me food.
After a few second their dog came in and started to jump over and I said “this dog loves visitors”
A child replied, “No! No! Uncle, the problem is that you are using its plate”.
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A Golden message for Youngsters: A Bright Future CAN Give U Many Beautiful Girls...But a Beautiful Girl CANNOT Give U a Bright Future...
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Two lovers plan to comit suicide, the boy jumped first, girl closed her eyes and return back saying "love is blind"...Boy in air, opened his parachute saying "LOVE NEVER DIES"
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The length & breadth & height of you, total up to quite a view, but to taste the true delight of you, I'll have to take a bite of you.
