Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A: Pregnant.

One day three blondes were walking along and came upon a raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of how to do it. The first blonde prayed to god saying, "Please god, give me the strength to cross this river." Poof! God gave her big arms and strong legs, and she was able to swim across the river in about two hours. Seeing this the second blonde prayed to god saying, "Please god, give me the strength and ability to cross this river." Poof! God gave her a rowboat and she was able to row across the river in about three hours. The third blond had seen ... read more

Q: Why was the blonde afraid to have phone sex? A: Because the condom wouldn't fit over the phone.

What did the blonde say when someone blew in her bra? ‘Thanks for the refill.’

What would you do if a Blonde threw a hand grenade right at you? "Just pull the pin and throw it back."