What’s blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette…? A blonde doing cartwheels.
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A blonde was headed to Detroit. She got on the plane and sat down in first class. A few minutes later, a flight attendent came up to her and told her that her ticket was for coach and she had to move from the seat. She refused. The flight attendent was persistant, but the blonde replied, "No, I want to sit here, I've always wanted to see what it is like in first class." The flight attendent was getting frustrated. Finally, after quite some time, she convinced her to move. Another passenger who overheard the conversation asked the attendent, "How did you get her to move?" The flight ... read more
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Why don't blondes eat bananas? They can't find the zipper.
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Q. Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds? A. Because at 69 they blow a rod...
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Q. Why is a blonde like railroad tracks? A. Because she's been laid all over the country.
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