Did you hear about the blonde who was a really good cook? She could get pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece!
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A blonde was having sharp pains in her side. The doctor examined her and said, "You have acute appendicitis." The blond yelled at the doctor... "A cute appendicitis! I came here to get medical help, not get a stupid compliment!"
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Q: A smart blond, Santa and a pregnant woman are on an elevator. A twenty-dollar bill lies on the ground. Who picks it up? A: The pregnant woman... the other two aren't real!
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Q: What do Barbie and Paris Hilton have in common? A: Both are blonde, brainless and made out of plastic.
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Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: Because she couldn't find the 11
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