A blonde get's in her car and notices her steering wheel, dashboard, and windshield is missing. She calls the police and reports a theft. When the police officer comes, he looks at the blonde who is crying and and says, "Ma'am...you're sitting in the backseat..."

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Q. Did you hear about the funny blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car? A. She burned her lips on the tailpipe.

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What did the blonde say when she found out that she was pregnant? I hope it's not mine.

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Q: How does a blonde part her hair?  A: By doing the splits.

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Did you hear about the blonde who sold her car to get some money for petrol?

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