What do you call ten blondes at the bottom of the pool? Air pockets.

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Q: Why did the blonde have trouble in the ladies' room? A: She is not used to pulling her own pants down.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the W's!

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What’s the difference between a blonde and a 747? Not everyone’s been in a 747.

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A young man presents his fiancee to his parent. At the table, the girl needs to have a fart. After a couple of minutes they can feel a smell... The father-in-law says: Rex...! Happy that her future father-in-law blamed the dog under her chair, the girl relaxes. After a while she gives another and the father-in-law says very angry: Rex, be careful... With a very big relief, the girl farts again. Father-in-law says: Rex! Get out of there she’ll shit on you!

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