Q. Why is a blonde like a door knob? A. Because everybody gets a turn.

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What did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase? ‘It’s okay, Daddy, I’m not hurt.’

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What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? Donut Seeds.

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How does a blond spell farm? E-I-E-I-O

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A blonde pick ups her dress from the dry cleaners, when she leaves the Cashier says, "Come again!" Bonde said, "Nah..It was ketchup this time."

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