A blonde was having sharp pains in her side.
The doctor examined her and said, "You have acute appendicitis."
The blond yelled at the doctor...
"A cute appendicitis!
I came here to get medical help, not get a stupid compliment!"
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Q. Why was the blonde in the tree?
A. Because she was raking up the leaves!
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Q: How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?
A: Inflate it.
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Q. Why don't blondes eat Jello?
A. They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.
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A blonde is driving down the road and she sees a dead rabbit.
She stops the car and called out, "Does anybody got any hairspray!?"
A man pulls up and gives her a bottle of spray and she sprays it on the dead rabbit and the man stares and says "Why u doing that?"
The blonde says "Hairspray is for dead hairs"
