A blonde goes to the hospital to give blood and is asked what type she is. She tells them she’s an outgoing cat-lover.

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Q: How do you keep a blonde busy for 7 hours? A: Give her a piece of paper that has the words "Turn Over" on both sides.

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Q. Why was the blonde in the tree? A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

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Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony. "Help, help!" yells one of the blondes. "Help us, help us!" yells the other. "Maybe it would help if we yelled together," said the first blonde. "Good idea," said the other. "Together, together!"

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Q: How does a blonde order a root beer? A: Extra large, hold the roots.

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