The following sign was posted at a fast food restaurant owned by two blondes: "Parking for drive-through customers only!"

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A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature." Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

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Q. What is the definition of gross ignorance? A. 144 blondes.

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Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M and M's factory? A: She threw away all of the "W's".

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Why are so many blondes rushing out to get breast implants? So they don't have to pay the flat tax.

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