Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? From crawling across the street when the sign said, "DON'T WALK."

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.

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Q: Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms? A: They think their picture is being taken.

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A blonde is walking down the street and a car pulled up next to her. The man in the car says to her, "What do you have in the bag?" The blonde replies: "I have chickens!" The man thinks for a moment and says, "If I can guess how many chickens you have in the bag, can I have one?" The blonde thinks that it sounds fair and replies, "Okay, but I'll make the bet even better! If you can guess how many chickens I have in the bag I will give you BOTH of them!"

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Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? A. Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!

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