Q. Why is a blonde like railroad tracks? A. Because she's been laid all over the country.

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Q. Why did the dum blond keep failing her driver's test? A. Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.

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Q: What do SMART Blondes and UFOs have in common? A: You always hear about them but never see them.

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Why don't blondes like making Kool-Aid? Because they can't fit eight cups of water in the little packet.

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What’s the difference between a blonde and a 747? Not everyone’s been in a 747.

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