Two blonde football fans are walking along the road when one of them picks up a mirror.
He looks in it and says, 'Hey, I know that person!'
The second one picks it up and says, 'Of course you do, you idiot, it's me'.
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Q: What do you call an eternity?
A: Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.
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Person 1: What's the difference between a blonde and garbage?
Person 2: Garbage gets taken out at least once a week.
Person 1: Wrong. You tie the garbage up before you take it out.
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Why don't blondes eat bananas?
They can't find the zipper.
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Q: Did you hear about the blonde skydiver?
A: She missed the Earth.