Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two, one to hold the light bulb and one to spin the ladder around!
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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?"
Brunette: "I don’t know."
Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"
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A policeman pulled a blonde over after she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.
Cop: Do you know where you were going?
Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad because all the cars were leaving.
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How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch ’n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
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Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?
A: So she could use it as a mirror.
