Q. Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car? A. Because she blows the horn!

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Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear? A: "Thanks for the refill!"

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A blonde got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop. The repairman, noticing that the woman was a blonde, decided to have a wee bit of fun. So he told her that all she had to was take it home and blow in the tailpipe until the dent popped itself out. After 15 minutes of this, the blonde's blonde friend came over and asked what she was doing. "I'm trying to pop out this dent, but it's not really working." "Duh. You have to roll up the windows first!"

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Q: How does a blonde like her eggs? A: Unfertilized.

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How many blondes does it take to make a circuit? Two. One to stand in the bathtub, and another to pass her the blow dryer!

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