Q. To a blonde, what is long and hard? A. Grade 4.
 243
0  

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential ... read more
 529
0  

How do you know when a blonde has a brain fart? Her ears flap.
 474
0  

A blonde is working as a lifeguard at a swimming pool when a girl begins to drown, screaming "lifesaver! lifesaver!" The blonde thinks for a moment, and then asks "cherry or grape?"
 188
0  

I'm a blonde! I'm a blonde, yay! B-L-O...? I'm a blonde, yay!
 165
0