Once there was a magical mirror. When you told the thruth it gave you things, but if you lie to it, it makes you vanish forever. One day three college girls went to the mirror. The red head said "I think I'm the smartest one." Then she got a diploma, scholarship, and got accepted into all the colleges in the world. The brunette then said "I think I'm the prettiest one." Then she got a Corvette, mansion, a good looking boyfriend , and a lot of money. Then the blonde said " I think...*poof*" Then she suddenly dissapearred forever

Q: What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer? A: Frosted Flakes.

Two blonds were driving to Disneyland. The sing said: Disneyland Left. So they started crying and headed home.

Why does a blonde have an IQ 1 point higher than a policehorse? So she won't shit on the street during a parade.

Boy1: A blonde and brunette are on the top of a building. Who falls off first? Boy2: The blonde? Boy1: No, she has to ask for directions on how.