Q: Why did the blonde girl stare at the orange juice box? A: The orange juice box says, "concentrate."

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Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency? A: She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.

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Why don't blondes like making Kool-Aid? Because they can't fit eight cups of water in the little packet.

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I see a blonde walking down the street with a rope tied around her waist and I ask, "Why do you have a rope tied around your waist?" And the blonde says, "Because im trying to commit suicide." I ask, "why don't you just tie it around your neck?" She says, "I already tried that but I couldn't breathe."

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Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said "Oh, look at the deer tracks." The other blonde looks and says "Those aren't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks." "No. Those are deer tracks." They keep arguing, and arguing, about half hour later they were both killed by a train.

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