Why did the blonde snort sweet n' low? She thought it was diet coke.

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Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? The noise gave her a headache.

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A blonde goes to a soda machine. She puts in a dollar and gets a soda. She does this again and again. A man in line behind her asks why she is taking so long. She says, "Can't you see I'm winning?"

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Why did the blonde throw breadcrumbs in the toilet? To feed the toilet duck!

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A blonde was driving down the road listening to the radio and was quite upset when she heard blonde joke after blonde joke. A little way down the road, she saw another blonde out in a field rowing a boat. The blonde stopped her car and angrily jumped out yelling, "You dumb blonde bimbo! It's blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name! If I could swim I'd come out there and give you what's coming to you!"

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