Why do blondes like lightning? "They think someone is taking their picture."

Why do the blondes spill water over the computer? They want to navigate over the internet.

NASA sends a space shuttle up with two pigs and a blonde on board. While the shuttle is taking off, the NASA command center calls the first pig and asks, "Pig #1, do you know your mission?" The pig replies, "Oink oink. Get the shuttle into orbit and launch the trillion dollar satellite. Oink oink." Then NASA Control asks the second pig, "Pig #2, do you know your mission?" The second pig replies, "Oink oink. Once Pig #1 has completed the trillion dollar satellite launch, close hatch, and go back to Earth. Land shuttle. Oink oink." Then NASA asks the blonde, "Blonde woman, do you know your ... read more

What do bleached blondes and jumbo jets have in common? Black boxes.

Q: What do you call a blonde sitting in the back of your 6th grade class? A: your 25 year old mom.