Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Give her an M&M bag, and tell her to alphabetize it.
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There was a blonde who tried to hang herself and a diffrent blonde came in and saw her hanging from her stomach and said," your supposed to hang yourself from your neck. And she said," i tried that but i couldnt breath.
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Why do blondes clean their hair in the sink? Because that’s where your supposed to wash vegetables.
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Why does a blonde have an IQ 1 point higher than a policehorse? So she won't shit on the street during a parade.
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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"
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