Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?
A: She can't find the eleven.
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Two blonds were driving to Disneyland.
The sing said: Disneyland Left.
So they started crying and headed home.
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How do you determine a blonde’s IQ?
With a tyre gauge.
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If you don't know who your father is, odds are it's Chuck Norris.
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A blonde, brunette, and redhead are all on a building about to jump off.
They all jump at the same time.
Which one landed last?
The blonde because she asked for directions.
