What did the blonde’s right leg say to her left leg?
Nothing, they’ve never met!
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Doctor: "You look exhausted."
Blond: "I am. When your nurse phoned me yesterday and told me that I have to come today for a blood test, I spent the whole night studying for it."
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Why did the blond speed on the highway?
Because she thought the cars behind her where chasing her!!!!
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Chuck Norris Watches "the Nat.Geo. Specials" on Discovery Channel.
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What is the difference between a blonde and a pothole?
You swerve to miss a pothole!