A blonde, a brunette and a redhead go on holiday to a tropical island. The brunette takes a beach umbrella, the redhead takes a crate of suntan oil, and the blonde takes a car door. ‘What are you doing with a car door?’ asks the redhead. The blonde replies, ‘If it gets too hot, we can roll the window down.’

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A blonde walks into a doctor’s office and says, “Doc, I’m horribly sick!” The doctor looks at her and asks, “Flu?” “No, I drove here.”

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Why can’t blondes put in light bulbs? They keep breaking them with the hammers.

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Q: What do you call a blonde at a golf course? A: The 19th hole.

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Q: Why are there no brunette jokes? A: Because blondes would have to think them up.

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