Q: Did you hear about the blonde skydiver? A: She missed the Earth.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two, one to hold the light bulb and one to spin the ladder around!

A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police officer pulled her over and walked up to the car. The officer also happened to be a blonde and she asked for the blonde's driver's license. The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman, "What does a driver's license look like?" Irritated, the blonde cop said, "You dummy, it's got your picture on it!" The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom. She held it up to her face and said, "Aha! This must ... read more

Q: Why did the blonde have trouble in the ladies' room? A: She is not used to pulling her own pants down.

Two blonds were driving to Disneyland. The sing said: Disneyland Left. So they started crying and headed home.