Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up.

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A woman yells to a blonde walking along a river, "How do I get on the other side!?" The blonde says, "You are on the other side!"

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Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room? A: So she could use it as a mirror.

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Why did the blond speed on the highway? Because she thought the cars behind her where chasing her!!!!

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A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop. The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?" The blonde said, "I'm sorry sir, but wherever I go, there's always a tree in front of me and I can't seem to get away from it!" The cop looked at her and said, "Lady, that's your air freshener!"

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