How do you keep a blonde busy all day? Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of a piece of paper.

What does a blonde say after having sex? What team do you guys play for?

Q. What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes? A. Frosted Flakes.

What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? ‘Oh look! Doughnut seeds!’

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead were trying out for a new NASA experiment on sending women to different planets. First, they called the brunette in and asked her a question. "If you could go to any planet, what planet would you want to go to and why?" After pondering the question she answered, "I would like to go to Mars because it seems so interesting with all the recent news about possible extra terrestrial life on the planet." They said "well okay, thank you." And told her that they would get back to her. Next, the redhead entered the room and the NASA people asked her the same que ... read more