Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer? A: She fell in the sink.

Q. What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator? A. A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.

Q: Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean? A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days." Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!" "This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at t ... read more

“I got a compliment on my driving today,” said a blonde to her friend. There was a note left on my windshield it said “parking fine”.