Q:Why did the blonde have a triangular coffin? A:Because as soon as her head hits a pillow she spreads her legs!

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Two blondes walk into a building... you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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Q: Why do blondes need see through lunch boxes A: So they can tell if they're coming home or going to work.

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Q: What did the blonde say when she tried driving stick for the first time? A: "How do you shift this thing?" (you make jacking off motions).

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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads: CHEESEBURGER: $1.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50 HAND JOB: $10.00 He walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks. "Can I help you?" she asks. "I was wondering," whispers the man. "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" "Yes," she purrs. "I am." The man replies, "Well, wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger."

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