Q. Why is a blonde like railroad tracks?
A. Because she's been laid all over the country.
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She was so blonde that she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
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A blonde walks into a library and says, "Can I have a burger and fries?"
The librarian says, "I'm sorry, this is a library."
So the blonde whispers, "Oh sorry! can I have a diet coke then?"
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How do you guess a blond played at you’re computer?
The joystick is on the chair.
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Q: What do blondes and railroad tracks have in common?
A: They've both been laid all over America.
