What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
Last year's hide and seek champion.
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Q. What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?
A. Divorcee'
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A blonde has sharp pains in her side.
The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis."
The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."
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Why did the blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.
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How do you keep a blonde busy for 2 days?
Give her a piece of paper that has "please turn over" written on both sides.
