Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room? A: So she could use it as a mirror.
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Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break... It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!
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How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday morning? Tell her a joke on Friday night.
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Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it? A blonde tried to shoot herself!
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Q: How are blondes like postage stamps? A: You lick'm, stick'em, and send'em on their way.
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