A blonde, brunette and a red-head were trapped on a island 20 miles from shore. The red-head started swimming and got tired after 2 miles and turned around and swam back. Then the brunette started to swim and after 7 miles of swimming she turned back. The blonde jumped in and swam 17 miles got tired and turned back.

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Why are blondes only allowed a thirty-minute lunch break? If they took an hour it would take too long to retrain them.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Give her an M&M bag, and tell her to alphabetize it.

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Q: What's dumber than a brunette trying to build a house under water? A: A blonde trying to burn it down

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What’s blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette…? A blonde doing cartwheels.

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