Q: A brunette, a blonde and a redhead are all in fifth grade. Who has the biggest tits?
A: The blonde, because she's 18.
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Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle?
A: They both get fucked up when they're on their backs.
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What do you call ten blondes at the bottom of the pool?
Air pockets.
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Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?
A: Far-from-thinkin.
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Me: If a blonde girl and brunette girl jumped off a cliff at the same time, who would hit the ground first?
Friend: I don't know, who?
Me: The brunnete, the blonde had to ask for directions.
