I offered a blonde a penny for her thoughts... she gave me change!

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A blonde walks into a library and says, "Can I have a burger and fries?" The librarian says, "I'm sorry, this is a library." So the blonde whispers, "Oh sorry! can I have a diet coke then?"

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Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?  A: After a dye job.

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How did the blonde burn her nose? Bobbing for chips.

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A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde were asked where they would like to go. The brunette said she would like to go to Mars. The redhead said she would like to go to Venus. The blonde said she would like to go to the Sun. "But you would burn up", said the brunette. "Well, I would go at night. Duh", said the blonde.

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