The world is like a jar of jelly beans. Everybody hates the black ones.
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Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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Q: Why are black ladies pocket books so big? A: They have to put their lipstick some where.
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Q: What's the difference between a black fairy tale and a white one? A: White one starts like "once upon a time" Black one starts like " y'all muthaf*ckas gotta here dis"
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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The lights out, how can u count them?
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