Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people? A: California got first pick.

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What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road? There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.

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What did God say when he made the first niggers? Oops! Burnt another one!

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What's black and red, wears high top Reeboks and cant go through a revolving door? A nigger with a spear through his head.

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