Q: Why Are black peoples hands and feet white?
A: When God painted them he told them to assume the position
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Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans.
I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
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Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses?
Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
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Q: Why dont blacks celebrate Thanksgiving?
A: Because KFC isn't open on holidays.
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I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine.
So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.
