A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."

What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times? Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.

There is 5 niggers in a Cadilac. They drive off the Grand Cannon. What is sad about this story? A Cadilac seats 6 niggers.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA

What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road? There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.