Q: What is it called when a black women is in labour? A: Constipation
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Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors. I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.
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I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much. Black people are great! Everyone should own one!
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