How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.

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A nigger was walking in the jungle when he saw a sexy woman that was fighting for her life with a giant snake. The Nigger quickly jumps and kills the snake. The woman says to him: You saved me! I am I magic fairy and I can grand you any wish. I would like you to make me white and put me between your legs. Then, the fairy made him into cotton wall tampon...

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road? The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.

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Q: What's the difference between a black fairy tale and a white one? A: White one starts like "once upon a time" Black one starts like " y'all muthaf*ckas gotta here dis"

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What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women? An inmate.

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