What does Pontiac stand for? Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac!

A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth. The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared. The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared. The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames. Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands ... read more

What happens to black people after they die? Nigger Mortis.

Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.

I like black people . . . . . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!