Why don't sharks eat niggers? They think it's whale shit.

Why don't black people dream? Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot

Leeroy is talking to his parents about his problems: "Mummy, whenever I try to play with the white boys and girls, they always call me a nigger - why is that? "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black." "And mummy, why do the teachers shout at me and tell me to go away, but they are nice to the white boys and girls?" "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black." Then Leroy grins and says "Well, whenever I'm in the shower with the white boys I notice that my penis is much bigger than their penises." "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are 37."

Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.

What does a nigger do after sex? 25 years to life.