Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people? A: California got first pick.

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What do you call a black guy in a suit?... Guilty.

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How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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People can be so easy to read. Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed. Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime.

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A nigger was walking naked on the beach at the nudists. He’s got tattooed on his dick his wife’s name WENDY. Suddenly he sees a white guy with something written on his dick and asks him: You have written your wife name too? No, I’m responsible for the tourists. So when my dick is on erection it reads:”WELCOME TO MIAMI BEACH. HAVE A NICE DAY!”

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