I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine. So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.

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A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”

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what do black people and bicycles have in common? They only work with a chain on.

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What do you call a barn full of dead niggers? Out dated farm equipment.

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Why did the nigger cross the road? Who the fuck cares, why is he out of the cotton field?

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