Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man? A: Bigfoot has been spotted.

Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college? A: A Basketball player.

Leeroy is talking to his parents about his problems: "Mummy, whenever I try to play with the white boys and girls, they always call me a nigger - why is that? "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black." "And mummy, why do the teachers shout at me and tell me to go away, but they are nice to the white boys and girls?" "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black." Then Leroy grins and says "Well, whenever I'm in the shower with the white boys I notice that my penis is much bigger than their penises." "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are 37."

Q: What do you call a black drinking out of the toilet? A: Pushing his luck.

Q: How do you keep black youth off the streets? A: Put a KFC on the sidewalk