I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much. Black people are great! Everyone should own one!

How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed? Kick his teeth in.

Why don't sharks eat niggers? They think it's whale shit.

Q: Why Are black peoples hands and feet white? A: When God painted them he told them to assume the position

A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home? 1st kid says, "A computer." Teacher replies "That'd be very useful" 2nd kid says "A new lawn mower." Teacher replies with a similar response... Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything." The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something... Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."