Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses? Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!

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Why do black people lean to the center of their car? "They think the smell is coming from the outside."

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A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender. He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!" The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?" The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!" So they switch places. The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!" The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"

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Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!" "I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!" Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...

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I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.

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