How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.

What’s the difference between a pigeon and a nigger? The pigeon is white and the nigger can’t fly!

Q: Why Are black peoples hands and feet white? A: When God painted them he told them to assume the position

Q: Why was the black baby crying? A: He had diarrhea so he thought he was melting

A Black man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical black baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the proud father of an amazing black baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds." The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at ... read more