Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever.
Me: What's that hunny?
Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk.
Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?
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People can be so easy to read.
Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed.
Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime.
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What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions?
Crime fighter.
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Q: What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa?
A: A good start.
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Why do niggers always have sex on their minds?
Because they have pubes on their heads!
