Use to be we had Bob Hope, Johnny Cash, and Steven Jobs. Now we have no hope, no cash, and no jobs. Please do not die Kevin Bacon. 179 0
The worst place to have a heart attack is during a gama of cherades. ...Especially if the people you are playing with, are really bad guessers. 184 0
Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance. 262 0