Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first. - Steve Irwin (1962 - 2006)

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Q: What's blue and doesn't fit? A: A dead epileptic.

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Doctor to Patient: "Don’t worry about your heart. It will function as long as you live."

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I'm thinking about opening a summer camp for jewish kids with adhd and dyslexia, I'm gonna call it Concentration camp.

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What do you call a baby on a stick? A Kebabie.

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