Cannibals capture three men. The men are told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their skin will be used to make canoes. Then they are each given a final request. The first man asks to be killed as quickly and painlessly as possible. His request is granted, and they poison him. The second man asks for paper and a pen so that he can write a farewell letter to his family. This request is granted, and after he writes his letter, they kill him saving his skin for their canoes. Now it is the third man's turn. He asks for a fork. The cannibals are confused, but it is his fi ... read more

A large number of Black soldiers died in Iraq war because every time their chief said: "Get on the floor!" they stood up and started dancing.

*Wakes up to wife and son screaming* Me: "What are you guys yelling about?" Them: "You're driving!"

Only nowadays there appeared a possibility to realize yourselfe: sell your liver, kidneis, skeleton...

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"