Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog, Skipper, had recently died. "You know," Mom said, "it's not so bad. Skipper's probably up in Heaven right now, having a grand old time with God." Susie stopped crying and asked, "What would God want with a dead dog?"

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Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? A: The cost.

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Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.

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First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?" Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."

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Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.

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