What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
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A golfer walks into the clubhouse of the local country club. He tells the golf pro behind the counter that he wants to do 18 and he is going to need a caddy. The golf pro informs him that the country club is running a promotion and if he tries out one of their experimental robot caddies, he can golf for free. The golfer agrees and takes out the robot. While on the golf course the robot caddy tells the golfer the wind speed, distance, even how hard to hit which club. He has the best game of his life. The next time the golfer goes to the country club, he tells the golf pro that he wants ... read more
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How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss!
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My grandfather can no longer do the things he loved to do as a teenager. Flying planes, bombing Germans...
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Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
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