What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag.

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Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first. - Steve Irwin (1962 - 2006)

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How can you help a starving cannibal? Give him a helping hand.

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Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it's the only love they get.

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Anal sex is like your first car - you dont really want it, but your dad gave it to you anyways.

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