What do you call a van with 5 faggots in it? The AIDS team.

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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Q: What do you call an afghan virgin A: Never bin laid on.

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What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!

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What's red and crawls up your leg? A homesick miscarriage.

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