After a long labour, a doctor approaches the new mother and says, "Ma'am, I've got some good news, and some bad news. What would you like?" After quickly thinking it over, she responds, "I'll have the bad news first doctor". The doctor replies, "We'll, I'm not sure how to put this, and I'm sorry to have to tell you, your child has red hair". Relieved, a smile spreads across the mother face. "Doctor, if that's the bad news, what's the good news". The doctor replies, "He's dead".

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Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree. He's been hanging there for quite a while.

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A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!

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I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend today. I had to drop the bomb two or three times before she finally got it.

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I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train. He was chuffed to bits.

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