Why did Hitler go to the eye doctor? Because he can Nazi.

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Latecomer: Am I too late for the bonfire? Host: No jump up there on the sticks, there is room next to that Guy.

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"Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place?" "He was sacked for making a grave mistake."

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What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ? A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.

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What does a skeleton say when he wants to eat? Bone appetit!

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