What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman?
A baby with a black eye!
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Me and my wife decided that we don't want to have children anymore.
So anybody who wants one can leave us their phone number and address and we will bring you one.
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I'm going to celebrate Halloween the same way I always do... by murdering a bunch of teens by the lake.
Sincerely, Michael Myers
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What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
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Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.
