Q: Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs? A: An invalid.

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What do you call a baby on a stick? A Kebabie.

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Doctor to Patient: "Don’t worry about your heart. It will function as long as you live."

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What's red and crawls up your leg? A homesick miscarriage.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag.

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