Q: What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve? A: I haven't seen you for a year!

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What's black and red, wears high top Reeboks and cant go through a revolving door? A nigger with a spear through his head.

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I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend today. I had to drop the bomb two or three times before she finally got it.

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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, ''Is this some kind of joke?''

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Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? A: The cost.

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