How can you help a starving cannibal? Give him a helping hand.

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If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?

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A Georgian man sits in the dock at the court, with his neck bended down. The judge: "Why did you rape the girl?" "I liked her." "Why did you raped the boy?" "I liked him." "Sir, why don't you look to my eyes when you talk to me?" "I'm afraid I'll like you…"

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How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred? On the fingers!

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Question: What should a man do if his wife runs into the room during a baseball match and keeps disturbing you? Answer: Shorten the chain.

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