Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!
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Q: How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne? A: It's when the blind try to read your face.
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The judge asks the murderer: Why did you kill that old lady? For money.. But you got only 20 cents Yes, but killing five of them would already make a dollar.
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I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train. He was chuffed to bits.
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What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds? A baby with a punctured lung.
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