A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In the den was a stuffed lion. The visiting hunter asked, “When did you bag him?” The host said proudly, “That was three years ago, when I went hunting with my ex-wife.” “What’s he stuffed with,” asked the visiting hunter. “My ex-wife” replied the hunter.

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How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.

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Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine. I guess that was why several of us died of tuberculosis.

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There was a 3 car accident in Mexico yesterday, 84 people were found dead.

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What do u call a black priest? Holy shit.

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