What do sick cannibals have for breakfast? Vitamin bills!

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What does a skeleton say when he wants to eat? Bone appetit!

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A Georgian man sits in the dock at the court, with his neck bended down. The judge: "Why did you rape the girl?" "I liked her." "Why did you raped the boy?" "I liked him." "Sir, why don't you look to my eyes when you talk to me?" "I'm afraid I'll like you…"

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Anal sex is like your first car - you dont really want it, but your dad gave it to you anyways.

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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, ''Is this some kind of joke?''

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