How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred? On the fingers!

Why are little girls better than little boys? Because when you're finished using them as little girls, you can turn them over and use them as little boys.

I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims.

What do u call a black priest? Holy shit.

Cannibals capture three men. The men are told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their skin will be used to make canoes. Then they are each given a final request. The first man asks to be killed as quickly and painlessly as possible. His request is granted, and they poison him. The second man asks for paper and a pen so that he can write a farewell letter to his family. This request is granted, and after he writes his letter, they kill him saving his skin for their canoes. Now it is the third man's turn. He asks for a fork. The cannibals are confused, but it is his fi ... read more