Q: What's the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? A: Hey y'all... Watch this!
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What do you call a baby on a stick? A Kebabie.
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There's some soldiers in Vietnam. And they've been pinned down in their trench for days. Finally one guy says,"Fuck this I really have to pee guys. Lay down covering fire, i'll run into the bushes. When I'm done I'll give a signal and you can give me covering fire while i run back." So they lay down fire, and he runs off into the jungle. But he's gone for a good half an hour, they're finally convinced that he's been murdered by Charlie when they hear the signal. So they lay down fire and he sprints out of the jungle and leaps back into the trench. So obviously they're pretty confused ... read more
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Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
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Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were given a right roasting.
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