So an old man, a Catholic priest, and a pedophile walk into a bar, and that's just one person!
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One man enters in an ambulant and says to the doctor: Help me, please. I have a knife in my back. The doctor, looking his watch says: Now is 2:20 PM, and I work till 2, so as you can imagine I've finished for today, and I can’t help you. Be so kind and come tomorrow morning, at 8. But tomorrow morning I will be dead. You must help me now. The doctor, angrily says: I explained to you gently that I've finished my shift for today, and that I can't do nothing for you. You must pass here tomorrow. But, until tomorrow I will lose all my blood, and I will be dead. Don’t you see that I ... read more
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What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman? A baby with a black eye!
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Q: Why did the boy fall off the swing? A: He didn't have any arms.
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What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals? A bus load of babies on fire.
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