What do you do if an epileptic falls in your pool? Throw in your laundry.

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Daughter: "That's it! I'll mary Arthur!" Mother: "But he is a lazy guy and heavy-drinker!" Father: "But you have to start with something!"

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What is a cannibal's favorite food? Baked Beings.

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What's brown and gurgles? A baby in a casserole.

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Q: What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals? A: He went down really well!

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