Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force?
He said he wanted to grill his suspects.
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I love blacks. It's a pitty they are not being traded anymore...
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What do you call a baby on a stick?
A Kebabie.
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Europe to Iceland:
Why did you send us volcanic ash? Our airspace has shut down.
Iceland: What? That's what you asked for isn't it?
Europe: NO! We said cash! CASH!
Iceland: Woooops...
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I bet my friend $5 that he would drown in the lake.
A bittersweet victory.
