Are you lost, ma'am? Because Heaven's a long way from here.

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I bet Rosa Parks killed it in musical chairs.

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Want to hear a clean joke? The boy took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a man.

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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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