Q: How do you make a dog go ‘miaow’? A: Freeze it in liquid nitrogen, and run it through a bandsaw…

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket.

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"My parachute did not work." Said no one ever.

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How are babies and the elderly alike? Both are fun to throw out of moving cars.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seatbelt.

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