Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway? He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
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Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.
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Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt was almost killed in a traffic accident? A: Some dick cut her off.
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Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force? He said he wanted to grill his suspects.
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Q: What does FUBU really stand for? A: Farmers used to buy us.
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