Mother, "How was school today, Patrick?"
Patrick, "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!"
Mother, "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"
Patrick, "What school?"
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What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman?
A baby with a black eye!
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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years?
A. Michael Jackson
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One step forward, 12 floors down.
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Q: What's the only thing faster than a black man running away with your TV?
A: His son running away with your VCR.
