I wish I could see things from your point of view, unfortunately I can't stick my head that far up my ass.
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A large number of Black soldiers died in Iraq war because every time their chief said:
"Get on the floor!" they stood up and started dancing.
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How do you stop an Iraqi tank?
"Just shoot the guy that's pushing it!"
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What rule could stop HIV in Africa?
Sex after dinner only.
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A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.
Suddenly, Lorraine died.
At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."