Why is Hitler never invited to BBQ's? He always burns the franks.

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What is the difference between a fridge and a kid? A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.

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Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep? A: When the big hand touches the small one.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seatbelt.

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Q: What did Hitler get for his birthday? A: An easy bake oven and a GI-Jew.

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