Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide? He got himself into a real stew.
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I saw a man with one arm shopping in a second hand store. I thought "You are never going to find here what you are looking for"...
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What's pink and chunky? A baby with leprosy.
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Why do Mexicans eat beans for dinner? So they can take bubble baths.
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Doctor to patient: "Why are you nervous?" Patient: "Because this is the first item I am going to have An operation." Doctor: "But I am not nervous though this is going to be my first operation."
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