What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman?
A baby with a black eye!
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I saw a man with one arm shopping in a second hand store.
I thought "You are never going to find here what you are looking for"...
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An apple and a black person both fall off a tree at the exact same time who hits the ground first?
The apple because the rope catches the black person.
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Two clones are on a roof.
One clone pushes the other clone off.
The next day the police arrest him for making an obscene clone fall.
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A priests asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Do you have any last requests?"
"Yes," replies the murderer. "Can you please hold my hand?"
