What's the best way to pick up a Jewish girl? Bring a dustpan to Auschwitz

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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Why did Hitler go to the eye doctor? Because he can Nazi.

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A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: "Well, I hope you like changing nappies/diapers". She replies: "Oh my god am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?" To which he responds: "No, you've got bowel cancer."

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How are a lawyer and a prostitute different? The prostitute stops fucking you after you’re dead.

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