The best thing after an intensive argument is the peace-sex. But I hate when I argue with my father-in-law.
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Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree. He's been hanging there for quite a while.
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A blind man with a guide dog comes to a town square, takes the dog by the tail and starts whirling him around. „What on earth are you doing?!" asks a passer-by. The blind man replies, „Nothing, just looking around a bit."
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Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first? A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on!
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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