Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.
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A priests asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Do you have any last requests?" "Yes," replies the murderer. "Can you please hold my hand?"
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Why did the nigger cross the road? Who the fuck cares, why is he out of the cotton field?
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How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.
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John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day, John suddenly dived into the deep end of the swimming pool. David jumped in and saved him, and the medical director came to know of his heroic act. He immediately order David to be discharged from the mental hospital as he is OK. Doctor: "We have good news and bad news for you, David. The good news is that we are going to discharge you because you have regained your senses, since you are able to jump in and save another patient you are now a normal person. The bad news is that, the patient Mr. John, whom you have saved, h ... read more
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