What happens if you upset a cannibal? You get into hot water.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!

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I just ended a long-term relationship today. I'm not too bothered, it wasn't mine.

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What's purple, covered in pus and squeals? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

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Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!

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