Q: Why did cow cross road? A: To find to the udder side.
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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.
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Q: Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs? A: An invalid.
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A funeral service is held for a woman who just passed away. As the pallbearers carry the casket out, they accidentally bump into a wall. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive. She lives for 10 more years and then dies. They have another funeral for her. At the end of the service, the pallbearers carry out the casket. As they are walking, the husband cries out, "Watch out for the wall!"
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Hey dad, how do you feel about abortion? "Ask your sister" "I don't have a..."
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