How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower.

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What do u call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Why did Hitler committed a suicide? He received the bill from Gazprom.

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What do you call of 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?

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