My grandfather can no longer do the things he loved to do as a teenager. Flying planes, bombing Germans...
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Q: What's blue and doesn't fit? A: A dead epileptic.
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A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly. Lorraine dies suddenly. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
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Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter? It sure gave them something to chew over.
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Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history? Hitler.
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