Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!

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What do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin mobile.

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Patient: "Doctor, my son has swallowed a pen. What can I do?" Doctor: "Use a pencil till I come to see your son."

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Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt was almost killed in a traffic accident? A: Some dick cut her off.

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Hey dad, how do you feel about abortion? "Ask your sister" "I don't have a..."

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