I love blacks. It's a pitty they are not being traded anymore...

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Q: Why are jelly beans alot like the world? A: Because everyone hates the black ones.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seatbelt.

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What do you do if an epileptic falls in your pool? Throw in your laundry.

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My Girlfriend wanted me to treat her like a princess for her birthday. So I took her out, got her drunk, and crashed the car.

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