Q: What did the deaf, blind, mute girl get for Christmas?
A: Cancer.
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Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork?
So you can tell which ones are still alive.
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What did the Boston Marathon bombers do that Hitler couldn't?
Ended a race.
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Whats the difference between a jew camp and a summer camp?
The kids come back.
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So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.
Boy "Hey mister its getting dark out and I'm scared."
Man "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone."
