How did they know that the driver had dandruff? They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.

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How are babies and the elderly alike? Both are fun to throw out of moving cars.

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How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred? On the fingers!

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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Q: What's the difference between Jesus Christ and a painting of Jesus Christ? A: It only takes one nail to hang a painting.

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