What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler!

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The other day a friend and myself decided to try out an aerobics video because we were both feeling very unfit. We put the tape in and started to copy the movements. After a few minutes we had chopped each other's arms off with chain-saws. It was only then that we realized that I had accidentally put "Psycho Killers III" in the video by mistake! How we laughed!!!!

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Knock Knock Whose there? 9/11 9/11 who? I thought you said you would never forget.

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Q: What did one casket say to the sick casket? A: Is that you coughin'?

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Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? A: The cost.

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