Two cannibals were having lunch. "Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other. "Yes!" agreed the first. "But I'm going to miss her terribly."
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Guy having sex says "damn bitch, there should be a law against sex this good." To which the girl replies "I think there is daddy..."
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The reason why women will never be the ones who propose is that as soon as they get on their knees, man starts unzipping.
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I bet Rosa Parks killed it in musical chairs.
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What's brown and gurgles? A baby in a casserole.
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