Two children, Johnny and Alex were sitting outside a clinic. Alex was crying very loudly. Johnny: Why are you crying? Alex: I came here for a blood test. Johnny: So? Are you afraid? Alex: No. For the blood test, they cut my finger. After hearing this Johnny started weeping making Alex feel surprised as well as curious and Alex asked: Why are you crying now? Johnny: I came for a urine test!

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What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler!

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Q: How does every black joke start? A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.

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Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway? He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.

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Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend on the wall? A: To see her crack.

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