Why would the cannibal only eat babies?
He was on a diet!
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A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.
Suddenly, Lorraine died.
At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years?
A. Michael Jackson
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What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
None!
They both hang from trees.
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A Georgian man sits in the dock at the court, with his neck bended down.
The judge: "Why did you rape the girl?"
"I liked her."
"Why did you raped the boy?"
"I liked him."
"Sir, why don't you look to my eyes when you talk to me?"
"I'm afraid I'll like you…"
