Q: How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?
A: It's when the blind try to read your face.
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A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.
Suddenly, Lorraine died.
At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
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Q: What do you call an afghan virgin
A: Never bin laid on.
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Q: What's the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies?
A: Hey y'all... Watch this!
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Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
