Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt was almost killed in a traffic accident? A: Some dick cut her off.

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Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter? It sure gave them something to chew over.

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What do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin mobile.

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What do you call of 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were given a right roasting.

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