If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
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What do you call a nun in a wheel chair?
Virgin mobile.
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What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag?
1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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Me and my wife decided that we don't want to have children anymore.
So anybody who wants one can leave us their phone number and address and we will bring you one.
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How are a lawyer and a prostitute different?
The prostitute stops fucking you after you’re dead.
