One step forward, 12 floors down.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag.

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"If I could be someone for one day I would be Justin Beiber and run off a cliff"

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Guy having sex says "damn bitch, there should be a law against sex this good." To which the girl replies "I think there is daddy..."

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Daddy to his son: I don't care if you are dating a black girl - they are all pink on the inside.

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