Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.
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Q: What is the worst thing an emergency doctor can tell you after admitting your MIL?
A: Sir, we were able to save her!
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Q: What did Hitler get for his birthday?
A: An easy bake oven and a GI-Jew.
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Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker?
He wanted a balanced meal.
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I took my grandma to a fish spa center where the little fish eat your dead skin for only $45.
It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery.
