Why did Osama Bin Laden kill his wife?
When she spread her legs he saw bush.
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Q: Why aren't there more famous skeletons?
A: They're a bunch of no bodies!
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How many dead babies does it take to change a tire?
Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes.
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Q: What is height of Suicide?
A: A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
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A priests asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Do you have any last requests?"
"Yes," replies the murderer. "Can you please hold my hand?"
