How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head.
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Q: Did you hear the joke about an Earthquake and Japanese nuclear reactor? A: Not cool.
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Q: What did one casket say to the sick casket? A: Is that you coughin'?
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A blind man with a guide dog comes to a town square, takes the dog by the tail and starts whirling him around. „What on earth are you doing?!" asks a passer-by. The blind man replies, „Nothing, just looking around a bit."
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"My son, this is your senior year at school so your mom and I decided that you’re going to be a doctor." "But what are you saying dad? You know very well that I’m not in a position even to... kill a mosquito."
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