I was walking down the street to a video store last night to rent a porno movie when I saw a woman being raped. Saved myself a fiver.
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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag.
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Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!
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First Cannibal: "Who was that girl I saw you with last night?" Second Cannibal: "That was no girl, that was my supper."
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The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace. "For whosoever we are about to eat, may the Lord make us truly thankful."
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