How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.

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There was a 3 car accident in Mexico yesterday, 84 people were found dead.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Hey dad, how do you feel about abortion? "Ask your sister" "I don't have a..."

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Q: What's a terrorists favorite American football team? A: The New York Jets.

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