Q: What is the worst thing an emergency doctor can tell you after admitting your MIL? A: Sir, we were able to save her!
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Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson
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Hey dad, how do you feel about abortion? "Ask your sister" "I don't have a..."
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Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?" Matthew: "I don't know. What?" Michael: "Candy corneas."
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