What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.

There are 3 men on a plane a Mexican an American and a Russian the Mexican says "I hate my country!" And throughs a soup out the window the American says "I hate my country" and throughs a pie out the window. The Russian says "I hate my country!" And throughs a bomb out the window. Then the plane lands and the Mexican sees a kid crying the Mexican says "what's wrong kid?" The kid says "a soup fell on my mom's head and she burnt to death." "I didn't do that" says the Mexican. The American was walking and saw a kid crying "what's wrong kid?" The kid says "my mom was driving and a ... read more

What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you're forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.

Q: What is height of Suicide? A: A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

Q: What's the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? A: Hey y'all... Watch this!