Two hunters are out in the wood when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator:"My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies:"Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead. There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the hunter seys,"Ok, now what?"
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What do you call a van with 5 faggots in it? The AIDS team.
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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.
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Q: Why are jelly beans alot like the world? A: Because everyone hates the black ones.
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Q: Did you hear the joke about an Earthquake and Japanese nuclear reactor? A: Not cool.
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