The best thing after an intensive argument is the peace-sex.
But I hate when I argue with my father-in-law.
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Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree.
He's been hanging there for quite a while.
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A blind man with a guide dog comes to a town square, takes the dog by the tail and starts whirling him around.
„What on earth are you doing?!" asks a passer-by.
The blind man replies, „Nothing, just looking around a bit."
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Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first?
A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on!
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.