Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs? An invalid.

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Why did Osama Bin Laden kill his wife? When she spread her legs he saw bush.

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I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend today. I had to drop the bomb two or three times before she finally got it.

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What do sick cannibals have for breakfast? Vitamin bills!

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Q: What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals? A: He went down really well!

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