Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were given a right roasting.
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Q: What did Hitler get for his birthday? A: An easy bake oven and a GI-Jew.
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Q: What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve? A: I haven't seen you for a year!
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Patient: "Are you sure that you can do this operation safely?" Doctor: "That is what I want to find out myself."
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What's red and crawls up your leg? A homesick miscarriage.
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