Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!
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Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.
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What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!
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Use to be we had Bob Hope, Johnny Cash, and Steven Jobs. Now we have no hope, no cash, and no jobs. Please do not die Kevin Bacon.
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I walked passed a burnt out building with a broken sign saying "Fireworks". How right they were.
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