So an old man, a Catholic priest, and a pedophile walk into a bar, and that's just one person!
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"I'm going to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage. But it is just a formality."
"Who told you that?"
"Gynecologist."
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Yesterday I accidentally hit a little kid with my car.
It wasn't serious — nobody saw me.
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Q: What's the slowest thing on 80 wheels?
A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.
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I have to be honest, I am English myself but some of the American jokes on this site just completely ruin it for me.
I mean, what the shit happened on the ninth of November anyway?
