What does the cannibal do just after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass.
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"My son, this is your senior year at school so your mom and I decided that you’re going to be a doctor." "But what are you saying dad? You know very well that I’m not in a position even to... kill a mosquito."
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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn't have any arms.
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How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.
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Q: What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals? A: He went down really well!
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