Don't break anybody's heart - they have only one.
Break their bones - they have 206.
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Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway?
He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a table?
You can't fuck a table.
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When you were in the gang then, you just had to look cool, just walk around and look like you were tough.
Someone started talking about fighting -- 'No, man, I've got to go home.'
