Are you lost, ma'am? Because Heaven's a long way from here.

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"If I could be someone for one day I would be Justin Beiber and run off a cliff"

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Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago? Yep, and on the dashboard, and on the window, and on the hood....

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Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

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What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last big hit was The Wall.

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