I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What do you do if an epileptic falls in your pool? Throw in your laundry.

An old Arab lived close to New York City for more than 40 years. He would have loved to plant potatoes in his garden, but he is alone, old and weak. His son is in college in Paris, so the old man sends him an e-mail. He explains the problem: "Beloved son, I am very sad, because I can't plant potatoes in my garden. I am sure, if only you were here, you would help and dig up the garden for me. I love you, Your Father." The following day, the old man receives a response e-mail from his son: "Beloved Father, please don't touch the garden. It's there that I have hidden 'the THING'. I love y ... read more

Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? Because black people have no rights...

The best thing about Alzheimer's Disease is that you get to meet so many new people.