Why would the cannibal only eat babies?
He was on a diet!
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Q: How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?
A: It's when the blind try to read your face.
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The judge asks the murderer:
Why did you kill that old lady?
For money..
But you got only 20 cents
Yes, but killing five of them would already make a dollar.
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I had a mate who was suicidal.
He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train.
He was chuffed to bits.
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What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
A baby with a punctured lung.
