I have to be honest, I am English myself but some of the American jokes on this site just completely ruin it for me. I mean, what the shit happened on the ninth of November anyway?
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Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.
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Q: Why did cow cross road? A: To find to the udder side.
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How do the fairy-tales of the whites and the blacks differ? The stories of whites start: Once upon a time... The stories of blacks start: Yo, man, you won't believe what a f**k has happened to me...
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Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway? He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
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