Q: What do you call an afghan virgin
A: Never bin laid on.
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First Cannibal: "Who was that girl I saw you with last night?"
Second Cannibal: "That was no girl, that was my supper."
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Mother, "How was school today, Patrick?"
Patrick, "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!"
Mother, "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"
Patrick, "What school?"
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Q: Whats worse then finding half a worm in your apple?
A: The Holocaust.
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Q: What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?
A: I haven't seen you for a year!
