Q: What did the deaf, blind, mute girl get for Christmas? A: Cancer.
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Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. "You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico." The second guy thinks this is a great idea, so the two pool their money and buy everything they’ll need – a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc. They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work. The first guy jumps. He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up, the second gu ... read more
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I just ended a long-term relationship today. I'm not too bothered, it wasn't mine.
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How did the dentist become a brain surgeon? His hand slipped.
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So an old man, a Catholic priest, and a pedophile walk into a bar, and that's just one person!
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