Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker?
He wanted a balanced meal.
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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?
A: A pedophile.
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What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning?
Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
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Me and my wife decided that we don't want to have children anymore.
So anybody who wants one can leave us their phone number and address and we will bring you one.
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Q: Did you hear her eyes were blue?
A: Yeah, one blew this way, one blew that way...
