The crusty old managing partner finally passed away, but his firm kept receiving calls asking to speak with him. "I'm sorry, he's dead," was the standard answer. Finally, the receptionist who fielded the calls began to realize it was always the same voice, so she asked who it was and why he kept calling. The reply: "I used to be one of his junior associates, and I just like to hear you say it."

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Only nowadays there appeared a possibility to realize yourselfe: sell your liver, kidneis, skeleton...

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seatbelt.

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Why are little girls better than little boys? Because when you're finished using them as little girls, you can turn them over and use them as little boys.

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Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.

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