What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag.
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What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!
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Death is God’s way of saying, ‘Hey, you’re not alive any more.’
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How many dead babies does it take to change a tire? Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes.
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What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!
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