What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?
A baby playing in a plastic bag.
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Two drunks were walking home along the railway tracks.
The first drunk says, "There's a hell of a lot of steps here."
The second drunk says, "I'll tell you what's worse, this handrail is bloody low down"
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Whats the difference between a jew camp and a summer camp?
The kids come back.
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Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew?
A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike?
Because she didn't have any arms.
