Two best friends are lying on the beach and discussing:
"Last night I saw a terrible nightmare…"
"What did you see?"
"I saw my mother-in-law swimming in the sea and being chase by a shark…"
"Wow horror!"
"Horror?! You say nothing! She almost got away!"
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A priests asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Do you have any last requests?"
"Yes," replies the murderer. "Can you please hold my hand?"
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Q: What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals?
A: He went down really well!
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I wish I could see things from your point of view, unfortunately I can't stick my head that far up my ass.
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Only nowadays there appeared a possibility to realize yourselfe: sell your liver, kidneis, skeleton...