Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.

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Latecomer: Am I too late for the bonfire? Host: No jump up there on the sticks, there is room next to that Guy.

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What's red and dances all around? A baby on a barbecue

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One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. The deaf policeman heard the noise, and came and shot those two dead boys. If you don't believe this joke is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.

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What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler!

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