Two cannibals were having lunch. "Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other. "Yes!" agreed the first. "But I'm going to miss her terribly." 133 0
Guy having sex says "damn bitch, there should be a law against sex this good." To which the girl replies "I think there is daddy..." 202 0
The reason why women will never be the ones who propose is that as soon as they get on their knees, man starts unzipping. 218 0
