What's the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind?
The dashboard.
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How are babies and the elderly alike?
Both are fun to throw out of moving cars.
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What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag?
1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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Two cannibals were having their dinner.
One said to the other "I don't like your friend."
The other one said, "Well, put him to one side and just eat the vegetables."
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Jerry was in the hospital recovering from surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling.
“I’m OK but I didn’t like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery,” he answered.
“What did he say?,” asked the nurse.
“OOPS!”
