What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is white, plastic, and dangerous to children.
You put groceries in the other.
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I saw a man with one arm shopping in a second hand store.
I thought "You are never going to find here what you are looking for"...
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What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!
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Two cannibals were having their dinner.
One said to the other "I don't like your friend."
The other one said, "Well, put him to one side and just eat the vegetables."
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How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
Nail its other hand to the floor.
