What's the difference between an apple and a black man? None! They both hang from trees.

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Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt was almost killed in a traffic accident? A: Some dick cut her off.

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Q: What was Hitler's favorite toy as a kid? A: An Easy-Bake Oven.

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I'm thinking about opening a summer camp for jewish kids with adhd and dyslexia, I'm gonna call it Concentration camp.

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What happens if you upset a cannibal? You get into hot water.

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