Only nowadays there appeared a possibility to realize yourselfe: sell your liver, kidneis, skeleton...

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Steve lies dying, as Jack, his law partner of 40 years, sits at his bedside. "Jack, I've got to confess -- I've been sleeping with your wife for 30 years, I'm the father of your daughter, and I've been stealing from the firm for a decade." "Relax," says Jack, "and don't think another thing about it. I'm the one who put arsenic in your martini."

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A priests asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Do you have any last requests?" "Yes," replies the murderer. "Can you please hold my hand?"

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What's the good part of there being no blacks on the Jetsons? It means the future will be great!

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Q: What's blue and doesn't fit? A: A dead epileptic.

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