Q: Why aren't there more famous skeletons? A: They're a bunch of no bodies!

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There was a 3 car accident in Mexico yesterday, 84 people were found dead.

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First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?" Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."

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Q: What is the worst thing an emergency doctor can tell you after admitting your MIL? A: Sir, we were able to save her!

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Yesterday I accidentally hit a little kid with my car. It wasn't serious — nobody saw me.

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