Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.
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Daughter: "That's it! I'll mary Arthur!"
Mother: "But he is a lazy guy and heavy-drinker!"
Father: "But you have to start with something!"
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Whats the difference between a jew camp and a summer camp?
The kids come back.
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Black humour is like a pair of legs.
Not everyone has it.
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Old man: "Can you give me an erection?"
Faith Healer: "I can make the blind see, make the lame walk and I can even cure cancer. But, I'm sorry I cannot raise the 'dead'."
