What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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how do you keep a black person out of your backyard? Hang one in the front.

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What do you call a van with 5 faggots in it? The AIDS team.

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter? It sure gave them something to chew over.

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