The worst place to have a heart attack is during a gama of cherades. ...Especially if the people you are playing with, are really bad guessers.
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Jerry was in the hospital recovering from surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling. “I’m OK but I didn’t like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery,” he answered. “What did he say?,” asked the nurse. “OOPS!”
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How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf? He became a vegetarian.
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Q: What was Hitler's favorite toy as a kid? A: An Easy-Bake Oven.
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Q: Whats worse then finding half a worm in your apple? A: The Holocaust.
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