What do u call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Q: What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve? A: I haven't seen you for a year!

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Q: What did Hitler get for his birthday? A: An easy bake oven and a GI-Jew.

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A guy was walking to a bar and on his way he found a girl tied up to the railroad tracks. He untied her and they had sex. Guy gets to the bar, friends ask why he's so late, tells them about the girl he found and all the different positions they fucked in. Friends give him props and ask if he got head, guy replies "I couldn't find it."

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What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law? There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.

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