Crocodiles are easy.
They try to kill and eat you.
People are harder.
Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.
- Steve Irwin (1962 - 2006)
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What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions?
Crime fighter.
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Why did the nigger cross the road?
Who the fuck cares, why is he out of the cotton field?
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Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson?
He thought he would give him a paunch!
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Doctor to patient: "Why are you nervous?"
Patient: "Because this is the first item I am going to have An operation."
Doctor: "But I am not nervous though this is going to be my first operation."
