I was walking down the street to a video store last night to rent a porno movie when I saw a woman being raped. Saved myself a fiver. 204 0
Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)! 182 0
First Cannibal: "Who was that girl I saw you with last night?" Second Cannibal: "That was no girl, that was my supper." 112 0
The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace. "For whosoever we are about to eat, may the Lord make us truly thankful." 498 0
