Q: What does FUBU really stand for? A: Farmers used to buy us.
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A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked. She simply replied, "No peer pressure."
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The worst place to have a heart attack is during a gama of cherades. ...Especially if the people you are playing with, are really bad guessers.
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What's pink and spits? A baby in a frying pan.
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Q: Whats worse then finding half a worm in your apple? A: The Holocaust.
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