Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork?
So you can tell which ones are still alive.
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What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?
Popeye almost killed him!
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A blind man with a guide dog comes to a town square, takes the dog by the tail and starts whirling him around.
„What on earth are you doing?!" asks a passer-by.
The blind man replies, „Nothing, just looking around a bit."
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What do you call a nun in a wheel chair?
Virgin mobile.
