Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?
A: Because you can see right through them!
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Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
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Two cannibals were having their dinner.
One said to the other "I don't like your friend."
The other one said, "Well, put him to one side and just eat the vegetables."
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A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly.
Lorraine dies suddenly.
At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
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Q: How do you get a black out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.
