Since it started to rain, my wife can't stop looking through the window. If it will start pouring down, I'm afraid I will have to let her inside.

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Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.

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Anal sex is like your first car - you dont really want it, but your dad gave it to you anyways.

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Daughter: "That's it! I'll mary Arthur!" Mother: "But he is a lazy guy and heavy-drinker!" Father: "But you have to start with something!"

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

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