Doctor to Patient: "Don’t worry about your heart. It will function as long as you live."
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First cannibal: "I can't find anything to eat!"
Second cannibal: "But the jungle's full of people."
First cannibal: "Yes, but they're all very unsavory."
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So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.
Boy "Hey mister its getting dark out and I'm scared."
Man "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone."
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Q: Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs?
A: An invalid.
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Knock Knock
Whose there?
9/11
9/11 who?
I thought you said you would never forget.
