Q: What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals? A: He went down really well!

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Two best friends are lying on the beach and discussing: "Last night I saw a terrible nightmare…" "What did you see?" "I saw my mother-in-law swimming in the sea and being chase by a shark…" "Wow horror!" "Horror?! You say nothing! She almost got away!"

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Q: Where do one-legged people eat? A: IHOP.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black man? None! They both hang from trees.

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Q: What was Hitler's favorite toy as a kid? A: An Easy-Bake Oven.

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