Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seatbelt.

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Since it started to rain, my wife can't stop looking through the window. If it will start pouring down, I'm afraid I will have to let her inside.

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Q: What's a terrorists favorite American football team? A: The New York Jets.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.

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Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter? It sure gave them something to chew over.

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