Q: What is height of Suicide? A: A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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There's some soldiers in Vietnam. And they've been pinned down in their trench for days. Finally one guy says,"Fuck this I really have to pee guys. Lay down covering fire, i'll run into the bushes. When I'm done I'll give a signal and you can give me covering fire while i run back." So they lay down fire, and he runs off into the jungle. But he's gone for a good half an hour, they're finally convinced that he's been murdered by Charlie when they hear the signal. So they lay down fire and he sprints out of the jungle and leaps back into the trench. So obviously they're pretty confused ... read more
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Why did the nigger cross the road? Who the fuck cares, why is he out of the cotton field?
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