Doctor to Patient: "Don’t worry about your heart. It will function as long as you live."
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Yesterday I accidentally hit a little kid with my car.
It wasn't serious — nobody saw me.
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Q: Did you hear her eyes were blue?
A: Yeah, one blew this way, one blew that way...
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What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
None!
They both hang from trees.
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Peter called his doctor’s office for an appointment.
"I’m sorry," said the receptionist, “we can’t fit you in for at least two weeks."
"But I could be dead by then!"
"No problem. If your wife lets us know, we’ll cancel the appointment."
