How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos - make a dipping and snacking motion.
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First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?" Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."
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Some people just need a hug… Around the neck… with a rope.
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What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
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How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ? Nail its other hand to the floor.
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