A Georgian man sits in the dock at the court, with his neck bended down. The judge: "Why did you rape the girl?" "I liked her." "Why did you raped the boy?" "I liked him." "Sir, why don't you look to my eyes when you talk to me?" "I'm afraid I'll like you…"

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Anal sex is like your first car - you dont really want it, but your dad gave it to you anyways.

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Want to hear a clean joke? The boy took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a man.

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Q: What was the last thing her husband said to her? A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.

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Q: Why are jelly beans alot like the world? A: Because everyone hates the black ones.

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