What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!
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Its my birthday today. My wife has said that shes going to make it my most special birthday ever... I wonder where shes going ?
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For his birthday, little Johnny asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, “Son, we’d give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and your mother just lost her job. There’s no way we can afford it.” The next day the father saw little Johnny heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, “Son, where are you going?” Little Joe told him: “I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I’ll be damned if I’m staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage and ... read more
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What do you give Mikey for his 18th birthday? A 90 year old woman, because Mikey will eat anything.
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Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
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