After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.

The lesbians next door bought me a Rolex for my birthday. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch...

Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.

A gay couple had been partnered for 25 years and was celebrating the 60th birthday of one of them. During the party, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all those years, she would give them one wish each. The one who was giving the party said, "We've blown all our money on parties and fine dining and decorating this house, I've never gotten to see the world. I wish we could travel all over the world." The fairy waved her wand and POOF! He had the tickets in his hand. Next, it was the birthday boy's turn. He paused for a moment, and then with a ... read more