What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? "Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."
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Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
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Wives want to videotape the birth of their child, while husbands want to videotape the conception.
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For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
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Dave's wife thinks that he is pushing himself too hard, so she takes him to a local strip club for his birthday. The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave! How are ya?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team." They sit and a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual. His wife is becoming uncomfortable and says, "You must come here a lot for that woman to know what you drink." "No, honey, she's in the Ladies Bowling League. We share lanes with them." A stripper comes over to their table and throws her ... read more
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