Q: What is your date of birth? A: December 30th. Q: What year? A: Every year
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Three mischievous old Grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. When an old Grandpa walked by. And one of the old Grandmas yelled out saying, “We bet we can tell exactly how old you are.” The old man said, “There is no way you can guess it, you old fools.” One of the old Grandmas said, “Sure we can! Just drop your pants and under shorts and we can tell your exact age.” Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn’t do it, he dropped his drawers. The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times and to jump up and down several times. Then they ... read more
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If you need Facebook to remind you it's your wife's birthday, I hope you own a comfortable couch.
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Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live longer.
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For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
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