Its my birthday today.
My wife has said that shes going to make it my most special birthday ever...
I wonder where shes going ?
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If your born in September, its pretty safe to assume your parents started out the New Year with a Bang!
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Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday.
Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
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The lesbians next door bought me a Rolex for my birthday.
I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch...
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You are so old, the candles on your birthday cake raised earths temperature by 3 degrees.
