Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.

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If your born in September, its pretty safe to assume your parents started out the New Year with a Bang!

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What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!

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After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.

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Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live longer.

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