What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? "Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."
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Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. So, I'm stumped." His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!" So the first fella did just that. The next day his buddy asked, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?" "She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran ... read more
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Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
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Q: What is your date of birth? A: December 30th. Q: What year? A: Every year
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