Its my birthday today. My wife has said that shes going to make it my most special birthday ever... I wonder where shes going ?

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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

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Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.

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Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.

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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.

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