You are so old, the candles on your birthday cake raised earths temperature by 3 degrees.

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Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live longer.

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Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.

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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

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Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.

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