A woman, on meeting a psychologist at a party, made a pitch for some free professional advice. "What kind of toy would you suggest giving a little boy on his third birthday?" she asked. "First I’d have to know more about the child," the psychologist hedged. The woman took a deep breath. "He’s very bright and quick-witted and exceptionally advanced for his age," she said. "He has good coordination, expresses himself very well…" "Oh, I see," the psychologist said, "It’s YOUR child!"
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If your born in September, its pretty safe to assume your parents started out the New Year with a Bang!
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Q: What is your date of birth? A: December 30th. Q: What year? A: Every year
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What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!
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Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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