If your born in September, its pretty safe to assume your parents started out the New Year with a Bang! 1577 0
What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? "Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo." 609 1
Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris. 384 0
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