Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.

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Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.

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Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.

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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.

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Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.

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