Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
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Q: When will scientists cure the common cold?
A: Actually, they already did but Republican pharmacists won't dispense it because they mistook it for birth control.
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Q: What is your date of birth?
A: December 30th.
Q: What year?
A: Every year
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If your born in September, its pretty safe to assume your parents started out the New Year with a Bang!
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Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday.
Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
