Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.

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For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.

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Q: What is your date of birth? A: December 30th. Q: What year? A: Every year

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Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.

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After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.

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