If your born in September, its pretty safe to assume your parents started out the New Year with a Bang!
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Q: When will scientists cure the common cold?
A: Actually, they already did but Republican pharmacists won't dispense it because they mistook it for birth control.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
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You are so old, the candles on your birthday cake raised earths temperature by 3 degrees.
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Q: What is your date of birth?
A: December 30th.
Q: What year?
A: Every year
