Its my birthday today. My wife has said that shes going to make it my most special birthday ever... I wonder where shes going ?
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What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. He told her he would send her a bouquet of roses... one for each year of her life. That evening he called the local florist and ordered twenty-one roses with instructions that they be delivered first thing the next morning. As the florist was preparing the order, he decided that since the young man was such a good customer, he would put an extra dozen roses in the bouquet. The fellow never did find out what made the young girl so angry with him.
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If your born in September, its pretty safe to assume your parents started out the New Year with a Bang!
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