Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
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"I just had sexed in school today, dad! You lied to me! You told me if I have sex before my 16th biurthday, my boyfriend will die."
"Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will."
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This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card.
She asks the clerk if they have any new and different cards — something unusual.
The clerk points her to a new card just in that day — “Happy Birthday to the Boy who Popped My Cherry.”
The blonde replied, “How cool! I’ll take the whole box!”
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Wives want to videotape the birth of their child, while husbands want to videotape the conception.
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For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early.
No one surprises Chuck Norris.
