Q: When will scientists cure the common cold?
A: Actually, they already did but Republican pharmacists won't dispense it because they mistook it for birth control.
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If your born in September, its pretty safe to assume your parents started out the New Year with a Bang!
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For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early.
No one surprises Chuck Norris.
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After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
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What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday?
A dead puppy!
