Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.

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Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.

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If you need Facebook to remind you it's your wife's birthday, I hope you own a comfortable couch.

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What do you give Mikey for his 18th birthday? A 90 year old woman, because Mikey will eat anything.

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You are so old, the candles on your birthday cake raised earths temperature by 3 degrees.

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