"I just had sexed in school today, dad! You lied to me! You told me if I have sex before my 16th biurthday, my boyfriend will die."
"Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will."
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Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday.
Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
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You are so old, the candles on your birthday cake raised earths temperature by 3 degrees.
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What do you give Mikey for his 18th birthday?
A 90 year old woman, because Mikey will eat anything.
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Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945.
De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
