Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday.
Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
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Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
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After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
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You are so old, the candles on your birthday cake raised earths temperature by 3 degrees.
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Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.