The lesbians next door bought me a Rolex for my birthday.
I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch...
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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?
"Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."
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"I just had sexed in school today, dad! You lied to me! You told me if I have sex before my 16th biurthday, my boyfriend will die."
"Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will."
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Q: What is your date of birth?
A: December 30th.
Q: What year?
A: Every year
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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
