For his birthday, little Johnny asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, “Son, we’d give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and your mother just lost her job. There’s no way we can afford it.” The next day the father saw little Johnny heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, “Son, where are you going?” Little Joe told him: “I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I’ll be damned if I’m staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage and ... read more

For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.

Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.

After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.

Q: What is your date of birth? A: December 30th. Q: What year? A: Every year