Q: What is your date of birth? A: December 30th. Q: What year? A: Every year
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What do you give Mikey for his 18th birthday? A 90 year old woman, because Mikey will eat anything.
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After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
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Dave's wife thinks that he is pushing himself too hard, so she takes him to a local strip club for his birthday. The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave! How are ya?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team." They sit and a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual. His wife is becoming uncomfortable and says, "You must come here a lot for that woman to know what you drink." "No, honey, she's in the Ladies Bowling League. We share lanes with them." A stripper comes over to their table and throws her ... read more
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What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!
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