Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.

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This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. She asks the clerk if they have any new and different cards — something unusual. The clerk points her to a new card just in that day — “Happy Birthday to the Boy who Popped My Cherry.” The blonde replied, “How cool! I’ll take the whole box!”

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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.

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If your born in September, its pretty safe to assume your parents started out the New Year with a Bang!

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For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.

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