If your born in September, its pretty safe to assume your parents started out the New Year with a Bang!
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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? "Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."
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What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!
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Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
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What do you give Mikey for his 18th birthday? A 90 year old woman, because Mikey will eat anything.
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