Its my birthday today.
My wife has said that shes going to make it my most special birthday ever...
I wonder where shes going ?
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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
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Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
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Wives want to videotape the birth of their child, while husbands want to videotape the conception.
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Q: When will scientists cure the common cold?
A: Actually, they already did but Republican pharmacists won't dispense it because they mistook it for birth control.
