This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. She asks the clerk if they have any new and different cards — something unusual. The clerk points her to a new card just in that day — “Happy Birthday to the Boy who Popped My Cherry.” The blonde replied, “How cool! I’ll take the whole box!”

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Q: What is your date of birth? A: December 30th. Q: What year? A: Every year

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After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.

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Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.

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Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live longer.

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