What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon? A bird who knocks before delivering its message !
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
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Q: What's a good holiday tip? A: Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
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What happens when you kiss a canary? You get chirpes, it can't be tweeted because its a canarial disease.
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The Boyfriend says to his blonde girlfriend, "Look! A dead bird!" and the blonde looks up in the sky and says "Where?"
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