Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter? A: Because it's too far to walk!
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Q: What do birds give out on Halloween? A: Tweets!
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Q: What's a polygon? A: A dead parrot.
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This guy gets a parrot but it's got a bad attitude and foul vocabulary. He tries everything to change the bird's attitude and clean up its talk but nothing works. Finally, in a moment of desperation, he puts the parrot in the freezer. For a few moments he hears the bird squawking, kicking and screaming and then, suddenly, all is quiet. He opens the freezer door. The parrot steps out and says, "I'm sorry that I offended you with my language and actions. I ask for your forgiveness." The guy's astounded at the bird's change in attitude and was about to ask what changed him when the pa ... read more
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Men call us birds, is that because of all the worms we pick up?
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