Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter? A: Because it's too far to walk!

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What happens when you kiss a canary? You get chirpes, it can't be tweeted because its a canarial disease.

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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

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Men call us birds, is that because of all the worms we pick up?

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Q: What's a good holiday tip? A: Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

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