Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.

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The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.

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Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I'm a big girl I won't cry, I'm just glad that cows don't fly.

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Men call us birds, is that because of all the worms we pick up?

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Q: What's a polygon? A: A dead parrot.

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