Q: What's a polygon? A: A dead parrot.

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The Boyfriend says to his blonde girlfriend, "Look! A dead bird!" and the blonde looks up in the sky and says "Where?"

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Men call us birds, is that because of all the worms we pick up?

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The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.

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Q: What do birds give out on Halloween? A: Tweets!

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