The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
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What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon? A bird who knocks before delivering its message !
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
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Q: What do birds give out on Halloween? A: Tweets!
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Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter? A: Because it's too far to walk!
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