Q: What do birds give out on Halloween?
A: Tweets!
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What happens when you kiss a canary?
You get chirpes, it can't be tweeted because its a canarial disease.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
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A man is driving happily along when he is pulled over by the police.
The copper approaches him and politely asks, "Have you been drinking, sir?"
"Why?" snorts the man.
"Is there a fat bird in my car?"
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What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
A bird who knocks before delivering its message !
