Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
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Q: What do birds give out on Halloween?
A: Tweets!
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The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
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A man is driving happily along when he is pulled over by the police.
The copper approaches him and politely asks, "Have you been drinking, sir?"
"Why?" snorts the man.
"Is there a fat bird in my car?"
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Men call us birds, is that because of all the worms we pick up?
