What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon? A bird who knocks before delivering its message ! 817 1
Q: What's a good holiday tip? A: Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter. 8544 1
What happens when you kiss a canary? You get chirpes, it can't be tweeted because its a canarial disease. 1174 0
The Boyfriend says to his blonde girlfriend, "Look! A dead bird!" and the blonde looks up in the sky and says "Where?" 822 0
