Q: Why didn't go Noah fishing? A: He only had two worms.
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Q: Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible? A: When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.
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A teacher asked her Sunday School class to draw pictures of their favourite Bible stories. She was puzzled by a boy's picture which showed four people on an aircraft, so she asked him which story it was meant to represent. 'The flight to Egypt,' he replied. 'I see... And that must be Mary, Joseph, and Baby Jesus,' she said. 'But who's the fourth person?' 'Oh, that's Pontius – the Pilot!'
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Q: Who was the smartest man in the Bible? A: Abraham. He knew a Lot.
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Q: Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible? A: He thought he saw a job.
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