Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother. The first said, "I built a big house for our Mother." The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver." The third smiled and said, "I've got you both beat. You remember how Mom enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know she can't see very well any more. I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took Elders in the church 12 years to teach him. He's one of a kind. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse, and the ... read more

Q: Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible? A: He thought he saw a job.

Q: Did you hear about the the evangelical atheist? A: She went door to door with a book full of blank pages.

“I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then it dawned on me . . . they’re cramming for their final exam.”

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? Noah - he was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation.