Q: Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A: Samson. He brought the house down.
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“I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older.
Then it dawned on me . . . they’re cramming for their final exam.”
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Q: Did you know that they had automobiles in Jesus' time?
A:Yes, the Bible says that the disciples were all of one Accord.
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Yo mama is so old that she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.
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Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark?
A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.
