Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? Noah - he was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation.

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Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark? A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.

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The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a donkey walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the donkey's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!" "Not really," said the donkey. "Your name is written inside the cover."

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Q: Did you know that they had automobiles in Jesus' time? A:Yes, the Bible says that the disciples were all of one Accord.

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Q: Did you hear about the the evangelical atheist? A: She went door to door with a book full of blank pages.

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