Q: Who was the smartest man in the Bible? A: Abraham. He knew a Lot.
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A teacher asked her Sunday School class to draw pictures of their favourite Bible stories. She was puzzled by a boy's picture which showed four people on an aircraft, so she asked him which story it was meant to represent. 'The flight to Egypt,' he replied. 'I see... And that must be Mary, Joseph, and Baby Jesus,' she said. 'But who's the fourth person?' 'Oh, that's Pontius – the Pilot!'
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Yo mama is so old that she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.
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Q: Did you know that they had automobiles in Jesus' time? A:Yes, the Bible says that the disciples were all of one Accord.
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Q: Why didn't go Noah fishing? A: He only had two worms.
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