Q: Did you hear about the the evangelical atheist? A: She went door to door with a book full of blank pages.

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Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark? A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.

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Q: Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible? A: He thought he saw a job.

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Yo mama is so old that she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.

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Englishman, Scottish man and Irishman selling bibles door to door, they have a bet who will sell the most in a day. They meet up at end of day and Englishman has sold 2, Scottish man had sold 3, but the Irishman who had a terrible stutter says hhhee hhhee hhhad sssold ssssixty. The other two asked how did he do it. He said, "Wwwhen Iiiii nnnnnnknock aaaat thththe ddddooor I said: Do you wwwwwant tto bbbuy a bbbbbible ooooorrr shshshould Iiii jjjust rrrread it tttto yyyyou?"

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