Q: Did you hear about the the evangelical atheist? A: She went door to door with a book full of blank pages.

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Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark? A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.

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Q: How many people can you fit in one Honda? A: Well, the Bible said that all 12 disciples were in one Accord.

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The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a donkey walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the donkey's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!" "Not really," said the donkey. "Your name is written inside the cover."

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Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? Noah - he was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation.

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