Q: Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible? A: He thought he saw a job.
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Q: How many people can you fit in one Honda? A: Well, the Bible said that all 12 disciples were in one Accord.
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Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? Noah - he was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation.
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A teacher asked her Sunday School class to draw pictures of their favourite Bible stories. She was puzzled by a boy's picture which showed four people on an aircraft, so she asked him which story it was meant to represent. 'The flight to Egypt,' he replied. 'I see... And that must be Mary, Joseph, and Baby Jesus,' she said. 'But who's the fourth person?' 'Oh, that's Pontius – the Pilot!'
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Yo mama is so old that she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.
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