Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark? A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.

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Q: Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible? A: He thought he saw a job.

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Q: Why didn't go Noah fishing? A: He only had two worms.

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Yo mama is so old that she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.

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Q: Who was the smartest man in the Bible? A: Abraham. He knew a Lot.

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