Q: Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible? A: He thought he saw a job.
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Q: Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? A: Samson. He brought the house down.
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Englishman, Scottish man and Irishman selling bibles door to door, they have a bet who will sell the most in a day. They meet up at end of day and Englishman has sold 2, Scottish man had sold 3, but the Irishman who had a terrible stutter says hhhee hhhee hhhad sssold ssssixty. The other two asked how did he do it. He said, "Wwwhen Iiiii nnnnnnknock aaaat thththe ddddooor I said: Do you wwwwwant tto bbbuy a bbbbbible ooooorrr shshshould Iiii jjjust rrrread it tttto yyyyou?"
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Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? Noah - he was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation.
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Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark? A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.
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