Q: How many people can you fit in one Honda? A: Well, the Bible said that all 12 disciples were in one Accord.

Q: Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible? A: When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

Q: Did you hear about the the evangelical atheist? A: She went door to door with a book full of blank pages.

Q: Why didn't go Noah fishing? A: He only had two worms.

Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother. The first said, "I built a big house for our Mother." The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver." The third smiled and said, "I've got you both beat. You remember how Mom enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know she can't see very well any more. I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took Elders in the church 12 years to teach him. He's one of a kind. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse, and the ... read more