Q: Who was the smartest man in the Bible? A: Abraham. He knew a Lot.
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Yo mama is so old that she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.
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A teacher asked her Sunday School class to draw pictures of their favourite Bible stories. She was puzzled by a boy's picture which showed four people on an aircraft, so she asked him which story it was meant to represent. 'The flight to Egypt,' he replied. 'I see... And that must be Mary, Joseph, and Baby Jesus,' she said. 'But who's the fourth person?' 'Oh, that's Pontius – the Pilot!'
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Q: Why didn't go Noah fishing? A: He only had two worms.
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Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark? A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.
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